Hey, everyone! If you haven�t taken the Retrolympics quiz on the front page of Destructoid, stop reading this right now. I mean, you can read a little further ... but stop before you get to the part where you have to scroll down. These a...

In the past two years, I have asked for your help in providing some yes/no questions to help with our annual E3 predictions post. And, boy, you never disappoint. (THAT�S BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL AMAZING!) Last year these questions were used t...

Pic unrelated. I just love Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem. Hey everyone! I need your help! As some of you may know, last year I went to a real-life Los Angeles psychic to have her do some E3 predictions (you can read the post right ...

As some of you may know, I am obsessed with Showgirls. The movie is absolutely brilliant on so many different levels and has some of the best scenes ever put to film. It also features my single favorite line of dialogue in the history of ...

Okay, I was going to do various countdown posts all week in celebration of the glorious Puppy Bowl that comes on this weekend, but ... well ... it was a crazy week and I didn�t have time. I feel like I let down my precious puppies. Don�t ...

F*** the Super Bowl. As most of you probably already know, I am obsessed with the Puppy Bowl. So obsessed, in fact, that starting next week I am going to start a letter-writing campaign to try to be the referee for next year�s show. Sure...

Hey, guess what comes out today?! A NEW ZELDA GAME! Woo hoo! The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks for the Nintendo DS hits stores today and I really can�t wait to dive into Link�s newest adventure. While some people had trouble falling in ...

The Princess and the Frog -- Disney�s glorious return to classic, 2D (musical!) animation -- comes out this week (December 11th). To celebrate, I thought it would be fun to make a list of the Top Ten best Disney villains ever. Yup, this ...

First of all, it was an episode about slaughtering dolphins. It was brutal to watch when the Japanese would spear the poor dolphins in the face, but it was absolutely hilarious. I loved it. But, let�s get to the point of this post. The ...

I haven�t hidden my excitement for Disney�s upcoming hand-drawn 2D animated feature The Princess and the Frog. As anyone who knows me can tell you, I adore all Disney movies and am ecstatic that Disney (under the new leadership of my hero...

PAX is always such an amazing experience for me. I have always had such an immense respect and admiration for the Destructoid community, and finally getting to meet the people I love so much is an altogether overwhelming and emotional ex...

Although I am the biggest Pixar fan of all time, I don�t consider Toy Story, WALL-E, and Up to be Disney movies. I know they technically are, but I will always look at them as straight-up Pixar movies that happen to have a fancy, CG Cinde...

Hey, everyone! Have I told you lately that I love you? Have I told you there's no one else above you? FILL MY HEART WITH GLADNESS, TAKE AWAY ALL MY SADNESS! EASE MY TROUBLES, THAT�S ... *ahem* Sorry about that. For this year�s E3 I am...

Remember Knut, the cutest German polar bear cub since God invented cute German polar bear cubs? Well, some crazy ass woman jumped in the water surrounding his pen at the Berlin Zoo this past weekend. Yup. I�m not kidding. The woman jumped ...

I can�t tell you how I got this, but it involved a tuna fish sandwich, four paraplegic prostitutes, the soundtrack to The Little Mermaid, David Faustino, a shirtless Chinese boy, and a handful of bruised old ladies. It was all worth it, ...

First off, I have to thank the Destructoid community for everything you are about to read. Without you guys this never would have happened, so � thank you from the bottom of my heart. <3 As some of you may know, I got to fulfill a lifel...

Back in September, a group of Destructoid community members (a.k.a. the greatest human beings that have ever lived) pooled their hard-earned money to buy me a present. That present turned out to be a dolphin interaction program at Sea Wor...

I am happy to report that last night�s Puppy Bowl V was the best Puppy Bowl of all time. I was a little nervous on Saturday when I set my TiVO to record the show and noticed that is was only 2 hours rather than the traditional 4 (to mirr...

It’s finally here: the best weekend of the year. This Sunday, during the (stupid) Super Bowl, is the 5th annual Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet! Some of you may not know this, but I have a lifelong goal to have the Puppy Bowl get higher ...

On Thursday�s RetroforceGO! we were talking about something � honestly I can�t even remember what the conversation was specifically about. All I know is it had something to do with heaven. After this was brought up I made a joke about co...

That revelation alone is enough to make fun of me for months, but please just hear me out. Looking past the unbelievably obnoxious young people who think they are the coolest human beings on the planet, there was one shining light of amazi...

Welcome to part two of the Amazees! Yesterday I gave away the awards for my favorite movies of the year, and now it is time to tackle the category most of you know a lot better: videogames! There is no time for pointless jibber jabber. Le...

Welcome, everyone, to the first annual Amazees! What are the Amazees!, you ask? Well, I love awards shows, making lists, and talking about things I love, so I decided to combine them all and celebrate the stuff that made me happy this past...

So, I have been super busy and (sadly) away from my normal Destructoid duties the last few days, but I have some things on my mind that I wanted to get off my chest/ask you all about. Humor me and read on, will you? :) 1. World of Goo f...

This sign: Amazing. :)

Warning: the below video is unbelievably inspirational, but ultimately very sad. For the first time ever, a group of Korean scientists caught on tape a pod of dolphins trying to save the life of one of their own. The video shows the pod p...

If any of you have 9 to 5 office jobs you will probably relate (almost too well) to what I am about to tell you. There are some ... er ... "jokes" that like to circulate the cubicle-filled hallways of office buildings every once and a wh...

I want to put babies in the entire Destructoid community. I apologize if I have trouble communicating what I am about to tell you. I am a little extra emotional right now. And by “a little extra emotional” I mean I just started crying....

I know we are all in agreement that the greatest Disney song of all time is “One Jump Ahead” from Aladdin. Even if it is not your favorite favorite (blasphemy!), you have to admit it is pretty awesome. Well, care of my new BFF keener, ...

Jonathan Ross is hilarious. Actually, I am getting ahead of myself. Let me start with a disclaimer: This blog post may not be funny to anyone. Last night Jonathan and I were talking on gchat and I was laughing so hard I had to write abou...