What's up my fellow D-Tards?! It's me, the Gay one, with a quick heads up about my next article. This blog post is one I have been planning for a long while and I'm very excited to announce here today that my next piece will ...

Self described “Cam Goddess” and PhD student Princess Kora would like you to know that #GamerGate is not about harassing women, it’s about dressing up as a woman who is frequently harassed and sticking objects in your...

IGN, which once paid someone actual money to write this piece, took a huge hit to its public image today when it was revealed that begging strangers for money is a more fulfilling livelyhood than working for the website. Four employees...

Sega & Capcom - After the unexpected success of the Archie Comics series Worlds Collide, we’re happy to announce that we’ll be developing a cross-over game starring our biggest mascots. So fans, look forward to Rockman ...

A Maryland teenager managed to not ruin everyone’s holiday after he successfully feigned interest in a terrible video game he got for Christmas. 17-year-old Charles Waxmore of Hagerstown was able to put a convincing smile on his ...

In what is being called the biggest blunder of 2014, the editors of GamesRadar mistakenly named Destiny as their 2014 Game of the Year. “It started out as a joke,” said Managing Editor Jann Jones. “I said ‘Would...

Hours after Sony Pictures announced it would not release the Seth Rogen/James Franco film The Interview, Sony Computer Entertainment said it is canceling all upcoming games after it learned some of the games might make Kim Jong-un angr...

Nintendo fans woke up to a surprise this morning when the company announced the much anticipated fourth wave of amiibo toys, then announced they’ve stopped production on half of them. Scheduled for release April 13th, or you know...

Boys and girls who were bad this year won’t be getting a lump of coal in their stockings Christmas morning. Instead, St. Nick is punishing those kids with something far worse: a copy of Escape Dead Island. Santa Claus, the immort...

Crazes come and crazes go. Hula-Hoops twisted themselves into oblivion, deely-boppers never quite made it out of the 1980s, and the worldwide obsession with the Spice Girls, well, without Ginger should the others now hang up their Unio...

Gamers who plan on picking up the highly anticipated No Man's Sky should be sure to be on the look out for a planet full of lusty green aliens looking to fuck. The existence of the planet was confirmed last night in a post The Game Awa...

Players who enjoy ultra violent video games got some good news today when it was officially announced that the next Grand Theft Auto will put gamers in the shoes of an unaccountable, reckless and trigger happy police officer. This is a...

With the recent release and subsequent lambasting of Sonic Boom for the Nintendo Wii U and Nintendo 3DS, other consoles announced today they're terrified at the thought that they might receive an exclusive Sonic game next. Sonic the He...

In wake of the Assassin’s Creed: Unity review debacle, Ubisoft announced today that from now on, they’ll just write the reviews themselves. The policy, set to go into effect with next year’s Tom Clancy’s The Div...

The Society for History Education is asking the ESRB to reclassify Bladestorm: The Hundred Years' War and the upcoming Bladestorm: Nightmare as educational games after it was found these two titles are more historically accurate t...

Armchair lawyers will step back into the courtroom this spring as they try to defend funnyman Bill Cosby against a barrage of rape allegations in the new game Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney x The Cosby Show. The game, set to release on t...

Video games are supposed to be about fun. Playing one is supposed to bring you joy, provide an area where you can utilize your hand-eye coordination and generally act as the lone bright spot in an otherwise banal life. But recently, my...

Assassin’s Creed fan Dylan Parkey would like you to know that Assassin’s Creed: Unity is a fantastic game; and the 45 alt accounts he created to defend that position seem to agree. Parkey, a 31-year-old Gamestop employee fr...

An hour after it was announced that Jonathan Holmes would be taking over as Editor-in-Chief of Destructoid.com, the website named a Titanfall article as its new site mascot. The article, titled "Why Titanfall Will Be My Next Big G...

Scottish Gun 1, your time is up. The world’s new top gun in Call of Duty is Islamic State militant Abdullah Darvish. Darvish, who currently heads an execution squad in northern Iraq, beat 45 other players in a round-robin style t...

Nintendo of America announced today it is struggling to meet demand for its newest title that is just a blank game disc. The game, titled Everything By Nintendo, is the result of a printing error that occurred at the facility wher...

Game developer Randy Suede admitted today he can't stop objectifying women in the games he creates. Suede is the lead developer at Ubisoft Scranton, which just released its highly anticipated title Donkey Punch-Out. Donkey Punch-Out wa...

Less than two days after the release of Bayonetta 2 on the Nintendo Wii U, hackers announced they have discovered a nudity code hidden in the game. Simply by pressing the A button at any time in any level, Bayonetta will strip off all ...

With the departure of R. Hoffmann from Destructoid, Capcom announced today it has cancelled an upcoming Mega Man game. The game, tentatively titled "Mega Man on Top," would have featured Mega Man and Top Man teaming up as they investig...

Following the unexpected departure of Dale North, it was announced today that the Destructoid staff has been reduced to one man and an envelope stuffing machine. Destructoid.com, founded in 2006 by Yanier Gonzalez, has seen a numb...

In what is surely a sign of stability in the video game industry, Microsoft has buried one million unsold Kinects in a now empty landfill in New Mexico. This is according to secret memo obtained from the company. In it, XBox head Phil ...

The FBI is investigating a string of threats sent to our Lord Almighty over his continued insistence that Anita Sarkeesian be able to go on living. Sarkeesian, known for her strong feminist views on how women are treated in video games...