Saying it was time for a change in how the company operated, sources with IGN confirmed today it is removing its stripper pole where San Francisco's hottest girls, girls, girls will take it all off just for you. Despite seeing some of...

Deep in the bowels of the Destructoid Slack, an idea was pitched that had a type of humor right up my alley. Inspired by the other depraved comedians on the internet, the pitch was making games Kevin Spacey would play. Unfortunately, w...

Two weeks ago, I admitted I was getting older and that the time I would have to dedicate to gaming would be shrinking as time continued on. Realizing that I had missed a whole world of gaming, I asked the Destructoid community to help ...

Last week I asked the Destructoid community for submissions of Sony games that are not miss experiences, in hopes of creating a Bucket List of games I need to play before it’s too late. I lamented my gaming time in the future wou...

Man's Twitter feed starting to sound like plot of next Bioshock game (Fauxclusive) With its continuous warnings of a future America under control by a fascist regime and deeply divided along religious and racial boundaries, all intert...

As much as I hate to admit it, I’m getting older. Life is becoming more tedious for me, with a job and a commute and a shitty landlord, and as time goes on I know I’ll have less and less opportunities to engage in my one t...

Winner of the Final Dtoid Designs Contest This long journey has come to an end. I started the Dtoid Designs contest six months ago to put a spotlight on the creative Destructoid readers and hopefully encourage more people to try their...

Update: The entry period for this contest has ended. Thank you all for entering.This is it, the final Dtoid Designs Super Mario Maker challenge. Over the past six months I’ve tasked you with creating levels based around movies,...

It’s the end of the month and that means it’s time for me to reveal the winner of the February Dtoid Designs contest. This month, I challenged you to create a level based around an enemy: wiggler. Two people took up the challenge (sig...

Hello Super Mario Makers! It's the first of the month and that means it's time for a new Dtoid Designs Challenge. First, if you missed last month's, our own Bret won with his slippery castle course. For February, we're celebrating the ...

It’s the end of the month and that means it is time to reveal the winner of this month’s Dtoid Designs contest. The challenge for the first C-Blogs exclusive challenge was to create a game in Super Mario Maker using just three...

Hello to all my Dtoid Designers and welcome to the first C-Blog edition of Dtoid Designs. Sorry we couldn't keep this on the main page, but I'm happy to say I still want to see what ya'll can make and have some great challenges planned fo...

Wiping a stream of tears from her his cheek, New Jersey gamer Claudia Bennet video game developer Jools Watsham confirmed today she he can no longer deal with reviews from Destructoid.com. "I just don't understand," Bennet Watsham cried...

Remember: the current Dtoid Designs contest is going on right now and we only have about 5 entries so far. Get creating and you may be featured on the Destructoid main page!

The world is still mourning the loss of visionary producer and programmer Satoru Iwata, who died Saturday due to complications from a tumor. While his employer is encouraging people to share their thoughts and feelings on his passing in a ...

I don't know if anyone cares, but I thought I'd take this opportunity to explain what's happening with me and my "hilarious" fake news pieces. As some of you have already seen, I am now on the main page, part of the Dtoid staff, as my real...

The corporate offices of Goodwill Industries International issued a ‘code red’ to all its stores today following the announcement of a new Guitar Hero game. The game, Guitar Hero Live, is set to launch this fall and will include...

In light of Andy Dixon's departure from Destructoid, the website announced today it has taken up smoking to try and look cool again. Dixon's departure is just the latest exit from the website that has seen some of the most well known p...

After seeing Memories Pizza, an insignificant pizzeria in Walkerton, Indiana, receive nearly $1,000,000 in a GoFundMe campaign when the owners faced a backlash over anti-gay remarks, Muncie-based developer Hard Hat Games...

A report released today by Alexa Internet, Inc. found that Destructoid member Its About To Get Gay In Here doesn’t add to the gayness of any one thread the user comments in. The report was based on a three month research study fu...

A cabal of iOS and Android developers held a press conference today expressing their concern over Nintendo’s entrance into the mobile market; suggesting the gaming giant will try to copy many of the gameplay ideas and characters ...

Video game news site blog thing Destructoid.com announced today it is expanding its sphere of influence into game development with its first official Game Jam. Set to take place this May, the theme of the rapid game creating event will...

A Florida man with only days to live says he has no regrets in life, except for that one time he decided to drop $50 on a Cooking Mama game. 37-year-old Francis Dumond was diagnosed with lung cancer five years ago. Since then the Flori...

Conner Alexander, the world's newest little gamer, expressed disappointment this afternoon when he learned he would probably die from old age before getting a chance to play The Last Guardian. Conner, who according to his father arrive...

In tragic news, the parallel world of Termina was destroyed this morning after residents from Goron Village all the way down to Romani Ranch forgot to set their clocks forward by an hour. The strange and sometimes frustratingly vague l...

Researchers with the Medical Institute of Val Harbor announced today they believe the recent outbreak of the Frenzy Virus has been caused by monsters refusing to get their offspring vaccinated. The Frenzy Virus outbreak was discovered ...

Mere moments after the end of Super Bowl 49, Electronic Arts announced a new feature that will be coming to its next Madden game: Incompetent Playcalling. “We always think of new ways to innovate each and every Madden title we pr...

At the end of its PAX South panel today, Gearbox Software announced it is teaming up with Deep Silver for an untitled racing simulation game that will allow the developer to wet its feet in an unfamiliar genre as well as embezzle as mu...

Nintendo fans mourning the loss of Club Nintendo won’t have to wait long for its replacement. According to classified documents obtained today, the successor to the points program where customers are rewarded for purchasing Ninte...

Just days after Nintendo announced the US release date of the New Nintendo 3DS XL, the company made it known it plans to release the smaller New Nintendo 3DS this May in the United States. Featuring all the same enhancements the New 3D...