Then it's only me...

Anyone else have a weird thing when you click to fap and upvote a post, it does it twice? It's ruined many counts when I try to get someone's post to 69. Also, #2BTuesday

Started Yakuza Kiwami the other night. Can I finish it with all the substories completed before Yakuza 6 comes out? I don't know, but I'm GONNA FUCKING TRY. Stupid, sexy Majima.

Finally got around to NieR: Automata. Got all the main endings, ending with E last night....and holy shit this game hit me like a ton of bricks. You guys weren't kidding. Loved every second, though. And only one day late for #2BTuesday

Tempered Pickle is FUCKING US UP

I don't play Overwatch anymore, but more importantly #WesLikesBunnyGirlsWednesday

Bukkake Waffles' Fun Fact of the Day™: It's the first day of Spring. So time to drown in the Claritin and tissues. Always keep a surplus of tissues handy for a variety of reasons. Trust me.

If the Persona 3 and 5 dancing games don't get localized for the West, Atlus HQ will be receiving some soggy waffles in the mail.

I was planning on giving you guys an explanation of my absence on a quickpost, but there was no way it was all gonna fit (heh). So look forward to a blog sometime soon. Just know that it's great to see you all during a rough time. And I'm here to stay.

Bukkake Waffles' Fun Fact of the Day™: I'm back.

Update so you guys know I'm alive: Hectic week, with 100°+F weather (crazy for the PNW). Worst of all, Boba was mauled by a husky with bad/inattentive owners while my niece was walking him in our neighborhood. Good news, he's recovering like a champ 💪

Who wants to go to Alaska with me on Thursday?

...also, we got a dog! My niece named him Boba. He's a cute little fucker that's already actually well behaved. Hope all you guys are doing good and still being sexy.

A lot has happened for me this past week, thought I should keep you guys updated. We got a Switch, haven't hooked it up and will hopefully start BoTW after the backlog is cleared out more...

I know most of us are out of our edgy teen phase, but I still think this shit goes hard even today.

Are you happy now, Wes?! #wifebeatertoid

Came home from a long, hard (heh heh), 9+ hour day at work and kept fapping through all the posts I've missed. Was about to stop til I saw this. So #communityshoutout to @Dere. Your openness with your life and gaming has helped me appreciate shit more.

Bukkake Waffles' Fun Fact of the Day™: Cardinal fish tend to try to eat tiny bioluminescent ostracods. The ostracod lights up when it's in their mouth, which causes the cardinal fish to spit it out so it doesn't attract predators. It looks fucking cool.

I think I just broke my own personal record of fapping posts to have '69' in the amount. And they said I couldn't do it. Keep doubting me. You keep lining them up, and I'LL KEEP KNOCKING THEM DOWN.

Just got this in the mail, the only Final Fantasy I've started but haven't beaten. Excited to give it another chance.

Bukkake Waffles' Fun Fact of the Day™: the name of when a cat/dog does this amazing pose is called a "Sploot." It cools their belly and lets them stretch. Corgis are masters at this. #pettoid has been highly enjoyable, you all have fucking adorable pets

Went to my first Escape Room with some friends over the weekend. Pretty fun shit. We made it to the end and were about two minutes away from completing a room with a 25% success rate. Our failure meant our friend died and lost his soul, the lore was deep.

No wonder you guys are doing this, this fucker's spot on.

Bukkake Waffles' Fun Fact of the Day™: 100% of public swimming pools have considerable amounts of urine. When your eyes get irritated and red after swimming in them, it's not from the chlorine. The stronger the chlorine scent, the more urine is present.

Next CBlog should be up soon. It's something I've always wanted to do, and something I'll continue to do with every game I complete now. I'm going to write reviews for a bunch of games. Review scale in the comments. GF drew the glorious waffles. Stay sexy

Sorry I haven't been posting lately, I've been busy working 6 days a week. But I did catch most of E3. Seemed aight. Just know that I always find time to get on and fap your posts. I'm always there. In the shadows. Fapping you guys so hard.

Look what you guys made me do. Edit: Uncompressed version in comments

Bukkake Waffles' Fun Fact of the Day: The temperature of a testicle is 96°F. So when someone says "It's hot as balls" and it's at least 96°F, they're not lying.

Happy early birthday to me (I turn 28 in about 2 hours). Happy Thursday night, guys.

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