I love movies. They're just fantastic. Cinema is a marvelous art medium. But there's one thing that's incredibly difficult to pull off in film: a sequel. Films are designed to be cohesive, coherent experiences. Until the MCU, movies we...

When I was a young lad, I went to visit my some of my cousins. They were playing a game called Conker's Bad Fur Day in multiplayer. I joined in and had a total blast. It was unlike any multiplayer game I had ever played. It was epic a...

Alright class. I want you to take a couple of minutes and sort yourselves into groups of 4 to 5 people. You will be with these groups for the entire semester.  This is a nightmare. I truly, sincerely, despise this scenario. All t...

I've written about this game before. I have also stated that it's my 2nd favorite game of all time. I really like Final Fantasy X.  For this month's Band of Bloggers prompt we are discussing parents ...

This past E3, Microsoft began their conference with an excellent trailer for the next Halo game: ' There really isn't much to off of in this trailer. It's very much a teaser. It primarily exists to show off the sexy graphical capabilit...

Seasons greetings, dear friends! E3 is here and it truly is the most wonderful time of the year. I have a challenge for you. I want you to re-write a song to express your feelings about E3 (whether those feelings are good, bad, or othe...

Hyrule Warriors: Definitive Edition is out. I have played it every day since it was released. I can't seem to get enough of it. I'm sure I'll burn out on it eventually, but I am truly loving it right now. This was my first game in the ...

Last year I wrote a blog describing the things that I expected and wished to see at E3 2017. I wanted to do another for this year. However, I am going to skip the expectations. This is going to be purely a wishlist. Some of t...

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is my favorite game ever. It's magnificent, but I really don't have to tell you that. You know. Today I wanted to share with you my thoughts on the dungeons in the game. I would like to ra...

Last week my wife and I took a sorely-needed vacation to California. We went to Disneyland and Universal Studios. I want to just talk about my experience and share my thoughts with any of you that choose to read it. I apologize if I so...

I love fast food. I was raised eating in about 6 days a week. I still eat it multiple times each week. I have a lot of thoughts and feelings about it and I wanted to ramble to you about it. I'll just list off a bunch of fast food place...

I recently wrote a blog defending the film The Incredible Hulk. It was intended as practice. My goal was to write another, similar blog regarding the 2007 film Transformers. I watched it last night and it turns out ...

I've decided to write a blog defending the 2008 film The Incredible Hulk (hereafter referred to as TIH). I consider it to be the most under-rated film of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. It is largely forgotten by the fans and ...

Did you ever play Peasant's Quest? I recommend it if you haven't. But spoiler alert: at the end of the game you face a dragon: Trogdor the Burninator. He burninates you. You are an insignificant peasant and you are helpless in the fac...

When I was about 14 years old, I happened on bungie.net and made an account. I immediately discovered the glorious absurdity that is fanfiction. I began reading this delightful nonsense and quickly began work on my own. I've always fan...

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! It's time for another listicle from Greenhornet! Here I break down a list of my top 10 favorite Christmas movies. Not all of these are feature-length, but I'm still counting them. Without further ado...

This is not a new game. But I skipped over it upon release. This weekend, I purchased it for $5. I am here to tell you that, if you skipped it, you should pick it up now. I am going to write some fairly negative things about this game,...

Every week, people write incredible blogs about games and their relationship to them. They write about how the games make them feel. About how they help them cope with their emotions, and escape the myriad problems they are experiencin...

For years I have wanted to decide on a list of my favorite movies. It is a very difficult task (and I'm sure my list will change tomorrow). I love movies. Going to see a film in theaters is one of my favorite activities. I think c...

Cooking is my favorite hobby. It is is even more important to me than gaming, believe it or not. I love it. I've been learning to cook for most of my life. The magnificent dtoid user bong264 inadvertently gave me the idea to write a bl...

This weekend I was thinking about the next generation of gaming. The current generation of consoles has existed for 4 years. Surely Microsoft and Sony are carefully planning their next edition of hardware. I do believe that the XBox On...

It's 4 in the morning. I've been up for an hour and a half and I can't get back to sleep. My wife is coming down with a cold so she's snoring like her life depended on it. And my brain is doing this weird thing where it's looping the s...

This (admittedly stupid) blog exists to rank the greatest games of all time! With one stipulation, I can't have played them.This list is based purely on what I've heard and read about these games. So it's more a list of how I think the...

I decided to write a listicle of my favorite game on each gaming system. I have a couple of restrictions. A) I'm only picking for systems that I've actually owned (or that my family owned as I was growing up), so a number of systems wo...

This article assumes you've played the entirety if Bioshock Infinite (not counting the DLC as I've never played that). Spoilers ahead. There are a number of things that don't make much sense in Infinite. There are timeline errors that...

Your opinion is worthless. It has no value.  I recently got into an online argument with a person and I've thought a great deal about this as a result. It made me question my own opinions, as well as those of others.  An opin...

I'd like to share a story with you. It is a story of what may have been the worst night of my life. It was certainly the most painful night of my life. This needs some context. So I'll be sharing some background stories building u...

Here is a brief article summarizing what I anticipate for E3 this year. I will talk about what I wish to see from the major players, and then what I actually expect to see from them. I am writing about them in no particular order. &nbs...

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I decided to sit down and come up with a firm(ish) list of my favorite games of all time. It was really difficult to do. I have loved so many games. The top 3 or 4 were easy, but everything else was very difficult to parse. I did limit...