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Netflix and Squeal: Disenchantment

Mora is a mermaid. When she is first introduced working at a Freak Show, she is nothing more than a sassy background character. But as our heroine (not to be confused with the drug) Princess Tiabeanie Mariabeanie de la Rochambeau...

 
 
 

Residue Weevil Tres Remake

Coming to you this year ... Actually, already here. Residue Weevil Tres Remake. Jill Valentine is one bad-ass babe looking to break the glass ceiling and change what it means to be a woman working on the force. But things get a little ...

 
 
 
 

DUSK: The end of this Blog will upset you

As I awaited Dusk: Episode Three to come out I saw Peter Glagowski's review and realized I needed to get on that shit. You probably recall that I wrote a piece trying to decipher the hidden story behind DUSK's episodes one and two. The...

 
 
 

All I want for Christmas is digital violence

'Tis the season for blogs that start with "'Tis the season for ..." and drench our screens with savory nostalgia butter until they are dripping onto our keyboards, leaving us to sop it up with our tongues like dyhdrated hamsters. ...

 
 
 

A9uaphobia

(This is an uber scary Halloween story. It is not for the faint of heart, because it will fondle your brain in ways you have never experienced. Viewer discretion is advised.) The rain made the window wet like water touching glass. It w...

 
 
 

Colina: Legacy leaves me puzzled

I get it, but I don't get it. And I think that's the point? The story of Colina: Legacy is a mixture of things that includes Old God lore in one hand and the tragic life of our character Alex in the other. I am almost one-hundred perc...

 
 
 

Grave Shift Security Guard Study Guide (GSSGSG)

Hot fudge sundae with nuts! Are you ready to learn how to become a Grave Shift Security Guard? God have pity on your poor soul. You're about to enter a job that will make lines at the DMV seem fun. Sit down, listen up, and hit me baby ...

 
 
 
 

I'll write something, just give me a Minit

Ask and you will receive. I won Minit from a giveaway here on Destructoid and so I thought I would write something about it. Courtesy warning: possible spoilers below. We all have to deal with death. We lose our pets, our friends, our...

 
 
 

The Problem of Gamers and Reality

My pappy use to say, "Life is tough everywhere." Ain't that the truth? You clock out of your tiring job, commute home, feed the pets, make dinner, pay bills, so on and so forth. You sit down to relax, turn on the T.V. for background no...

 
 
 

All we are is DUSK in the wind

{DUSK Spoilers} Old horror games are great storytellers. Stretched out and pixelated skins glued to the many polygons that form a retro world, not only to make us question "What the hell is that suspicious object in the distance?" but...

 
 
 

To heel, or not to heel.

By PorkletPlayed on a PS4 After playing The Assignment, the first of three installments for The Evil Within, and looking back at Ada Wong in the Resident Evil series, I'm starting to think that game director Shinji Mikami might have a...

 
 

About Boxed Swineone of us since 2:59 PM on 12.11.2012

Three things you need to know about me:

1. I'm down for whatever
2. I'm not always down for whatever
3. Third thing