Assassin's Creed I is my favorite game in the series. There, I said it. Before you leave in horror, I agree, it isn't the best game in the series. That honor likely goes to II or Brotherhood, but nonetheless, for me, Assassin's Creed is my ...

Hmm...I just realised that the title seems excessively profession-of-love-y. Nevertheless, I shan’t hide this secret from the world. I do love Catherine, and believe it or not, it is my favorite game of all time. I’m well aware that no one...

I think that Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs was much better than Dark Descent. There. I said it. Wait...where are you all going? No! Stop, come back! You can't be a horror fan and not have at least some sort of lingering knowledge about Am...

What can I say about my dick? He is an awesome ass dude. Standing at 7-7.5" (interest depending) he is a stout, somewhat short gentlemen. He clocks in at decent girth of almost 2 inches and wears (what I'm told) is a very beautiful helmet...

Playing Halo Reach online, if there was a point of contention about armor abilities is was Armor Lock.  I've heard it called "cheating", "for noobs" and strings of curses.  But why was that?  Well apparently "fair" in Halo meant the ability...

Hello Destructoid!  My name is Guillermo Magana, but most people know me by Memo.   This is my absolute first blog post, and I am curious and scared to see how it is received.  Just like the majority of Destructoid readers and editors, I en...

I have an issue that I think can be solved with the gaming communities help. My parents are fine with my little brothers playing rated M games. Games like: Fallout 3, GTA5, the Mass Effect trilogy, and many more. I've been playing games sin...

Over the past twelve months or so, Microsoft has had to apologize for a lot of things. They were sorry for trying to implement DRM on their consoles. They were sorry for trying to make you pay extra to use stuff you're already paying for. T...

I've been around for a long time now, but not too many people on here actually know that much about me. Since it's trendy at the moment, in no particular order... I passed up free pizza so I could play a video game for longer. I maintai...

I'm just following the crowd here. Also, I like to write list-based blogs, so shut up and stop judging me. Anyway, I'm no one super special here on DToid (I'm only moderately to semi-special), but I do love this community, and I like the id...

1. It’s been a year since I joined Dtoid All I can say is being a member during this time has been very interesting to say the least, with all the people leaving, all the changes going on, the general feeling of unrest within the community...

Like most of the other articles discussing the past, I have a special place in my heart for Pokemon. On my birthday, I received a purple translucent GameBoy Colour and Pokemon Gold, along with a little black backpack to keep it all in. I n...

At the Present Time...     From 1988 until 2012, Nintendo Power was a companion, a guide, a way to gain an edge against your friends, a hype source, something to argue over and finally, another statistic in the downfall of print media....

We've all been there, waiting for out parents to drive us to the video game store once a month to buy a game. Way before Newell blessed us with Steam we actually had to move away from our computer to buy games. Nowadays the most one walks i...

I was three.  Just turned three, in fact.  Late December, 1985. I was spending Christmas with my family at my Aunt and Uncle's house.   My Mom was pregnant with my baby sister, and I was a criminally-precocious kid who had rocketed out...

I'm at a weird age. I'm 28, meaning that I'm getting to the point where I'm becoming much more cynical about the media I consume. I'm old enough to remember original versions of films that are now getting reboots. I'm sure the new RoboCop...

Photoshop and a nightmare after playing Dungeon Keeper on the iOS.

Before I checked Metacritic, Before I got the scoop from Destructoid, Before I watched gameplay videos, Before I waited for recommendations, Hell, even before I peeked into Nintendo Power to see what was up - I played videogames. I played ...

The Year was 1990. The Berlin Wall had fallen the year prior, Germany was reunited, the guy above was actually relevant and in a little village in lower saxony, my parents got a visitor. It was a friend of them whose name I can hardly r...

So, to start, little bit of backstory, just to acquaint, I've been a gamer since as far as I can remember. I was born in the year of our lord 1981, not religious just like a sense of revelry and gravitas, anyway, and some of my earliest mem...

I have always wanted to write about the games that really shook me; the interactive experiences that molded a good chunk of my moral code and expanded my view of the world by diversifying it. Games can have such a diverse effect from just b...

The advent of online multiplayer was a godsend to many, allowing people to violently maim and murder, or simply humiliate, one another over vast distances. While PC gamers enjoyed the benefits of cross-country competition from the comfort...

Everyone hates rumors, especially in the video game journalism world. How can any self respected journalist try to make news out of rumors? Well I think that is a bit unfair and honestly kind of hypocritical.  Journalism is a highly compe...

2013 was a goddamn great year for games if you ask me. And none of my reasons pertain to the new generations of consoles either! In fact, this year has been the year of the 3DS for me. Regardless of how much fun I was having on my 360 tha...

I hear the jokes of friends who describe their video game adoration beginnings. Some almost swear that they began loving video games since they heard their mothers cursing Mario half to death at the TV (all this while in the womb, just to c...