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Perfect Imperfection

Do you think you're perfect? So perfect you can call yourself Perfect, with a capital P? Are you Perfection Incarnate?Ooookay, that's a pretty pretentious way to start off, so let's back up. In all seriousness, while I'm sure some people m...


FanimeCon Recap Part 2

I know this is like 3 month's late but as some of you know I've been dealing with some shit so I'm sure you'll forgive me. Anyways, last blog I showed off the amazing art that I picked up this year at Fanimecon, so this blog I'm going to ta...


An ode to Chao.

For Destructoid, I use the Dark Chao as my avatar, for the simple fact that I like the Chao. I used to play the hell out of the Chao Garden in Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, to the point where I would replay the Sonic/Shadow levels over and ov...


Poetry Dump Part 1 - Death, Pistols, and Shotguns

Before I dropped off writing for a while I decided to dabble in a little poetry. The first piece is something I actually wrote for school, and is a piece I'm rather proud of. The other two are pieces I just wrote and currently have no opini...


Old School: Almost Leaving Video Games

On a recent episode of the Kinda Funny Gamescast, a question for the cast was if they ever walked away from video games, if any of them had ever stopped playing video games for an extended period of time. I thought I’d give...


Discussing: Falling Behind The Next Generation

Last week, it was announced that Mortal Kombat X for the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 was cancelled. After months of delays, last gen owners won’t be able to play the latest Mortal Kombat game. I was disappointed by this news as I&rsqu...


the amiibocalypse: PART Ω

It was bright. Bright, white landscape stretched out as far as the eye could see. Occasionally, a giant would pass, dressed in the bright and colorful garb of their people. A marvel to behold, but not a threat to those of smaller size, goin...


Digging through the lies - Shovel Knight

Is there a difference between American and British Shovels? Maybe. But they didn't localise the game properly in that case so my point still stands. Shovel Knight has clearly lied to us all. If we watch trailers of this “acclaimed&rd...


The breast kinds of reviews!

Ahead of its US release at the hands of XSEED, Senran Kagura 2: Deep Crimson has released in Europe, and naturally, some reviews are starting to make their way onto the internet. For those of you who have been hiding under rocks for the pas...


Come on! Ride her! Ride that pretty ol' corpse!

In the name of not pandering to the evil mainstream and fighting the advent of the site's recently acquired popularity contest nature, I am going to assert all of my nonexistent power over all of the nothing I have authority over and use it...


(NVGR) Not So Fun Facts About Being Homeless

http://www.destructoid.com//ul/user/3/35931-307909-HMSTjpg-620x.jpg 1: You can shit anywhere. That wall? Do it. That person's car? Go right ahead! That baby stroller, that the mom isn't paying attention to? Don't mind if I doo doo. It's you...


Music Notes: Emotion by Carly Rae Jepsen

  When I review albums, I like to find a central theme that it's trying to communicate. "Emotion" by Carly Rae Japsen has two modes, so to speak. One is "I love you, you love me, so let's dance and mess around", the other is "I cheris...


What's in a Character: Agent 47

There were some inaccuracies with my original post. I've rectified the information so that the plotlines are correct. Thanks goes to Rudorlf for pointing them out to me in a polite manner. With yet another bomb of a video game mov...


Why List Articles are Usually Terrible

You know what it’s like, you go onto a games news website expecting to read about Fallout 4 or what shirt Phil Spencer is wearing under his jacket today - but instead you get a load of pointless list articles in an attempt to seem &l...


Can we fix Pokémon Events?

Ah, yes, Pokémon. The franchise that is today much as it was when I was just a lad. Weaken monster. Capture monster. Enslave monster. Become champion of monster enslavement and warfare. Truly, a franchise made just for the children. ...


My Gaming Landscape [August 10th, 2015]

Welcome to the new Gaming Landscape! In the past, I used these blog posts not just to talk about the games I’ve been playing but to chronicle and keep track of what I had been playing. However, that has become constraining as sometim...


Look what I found in a second hand shop in Poland.

If you go to secondhand clothes shops you know that most of the stuff there either comes from old people or people who had lost their weight and needed a complete wardrobe change. The best clothes are usually the ones that have already been...


Zetta Reviews: Dragonball Z: Resurrection "F"

Wait, what? A movie review? Is that kind of thing kosher for a video game website? Well, there's only one way to find out, so let's find out right now... Today, on DRRRRRAAAAAGONNN BAAALLLLLLLLL ZEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Dragonball Z: Resurrection...




One last For the Each and every one of you peeps are amazing and Qtoid was one of the coolest places on the Alas, the only thing constant is Find me on the Fare thee


Thought Id pop in to see how things were going around here and it appears it is not going RIP Qtoid and thanks to the community here for all the recommendations and support Ive gotten I am genuinely better off for the time I spent


God damn what a 15 Ups, downs, fights, love, literally life saving Hair pulling So much happened Such a huge part of my Id do all again in a heartbeat I love all the people here past and Take


As few days remain to say goodbye to Qtoid and the users blog section, I remember the entries I wrote over Typing felt These blog ideas will be written eventually in another


Maaan, I leave you guys alone for like 5 minutes and whats the result?


I dunno why, but hearing Qtoids gonna be gone just makes me think about *that* song Like the


The era had already ended but I guess this is the real Poked my head in to see the state of to the Qtoid Deviants who made every Christmas

Rad Party God

Another blue Another nail in the Dtoid Ive already moved on from this place, but I still have many fond memories of it and its You lot helped me in my time of need and I will never forget it, I will forever cherish those


Fourth stage of status: depression


Remember kids:


One more for the I joined back in 2011, but all things come to an Besides, weve got cohost now, which is our own Qtoid/Dtoid with blackjack and See you on the other


I can’t believe Torchman would go and kill off Q-Toid and of luck to all of our exemplary wordsmiths and talented creators, you were the heart and soul of this weird and wonderful Friends! (Shitpost In Peace)


Third Stage of Status: Bargaining

Virtua Kazama

After I release the EVO 2024 blog, Im going to do one final blog on Destructoid before it shuts completely


Thats when I joined Its sad that I wont get to celebrate 10 Still, were on Cohost at If you love me in particular, my Blogs will be (soon-ish) on Medium Links in It was a


Second stage of status: anger

Virtua Kazama

I heard that CBlogs and Qtoids are coming to an end I want to say that CBlogs was a way for me to talk about my experiences in the FGC to a wider Thank you for The EVO 2024 Lineup Thoughts will be my last


It beyond sucks to hear that CBlogs are The sense of community we gained from it was one of my favorite parts of the site and part of the reason so many of us stuck around in the early RIP


Hey all, I just wanted say one more thing before the Qtoid has always had a special place in my It was honestly the best social media site Ive been Ill still be at Cohost and I hope you all take care and live your

Virtua Kazama

Were in Hawaii, and The Hero of Yokohama reunites with The Dragon of Dojima, only he looks Anyway, its time for more Infinite Wealth!

Virtua Kazama

Sorry the EVO 2024 lineup blog is taking a long Very busy with Itll be out sometime this


Current Stage of Status: Denial


Fuck this, who wants to be penpals


Ladies and gentlemen, Mambo 5:


Not logging off until Qtoid shuts I scrolled through the many posts I made, screenshot some of them and saw my You all made this possible, and these are my words to thank you See you over at Cohost and if not, wishing you all the

Chris Bradshaw

let it be known that Dtoid stood out because of its community involvement with all its Now itll be like every other gaming site and truly fade into The owners should have respected the team and the spirit of what made this place great


Yeah, RIP

Virtua Kazama

Tekken 8 got a new update and Im going to be using my modded stick! Its time to play some more Good Ass Tekken tonight!


I had been writing a blog on more ports to 8-bit Guess thats not Heres the list: Puzzle Bobble (C64), Leisure Suit Larry (Spectrum), Monkey Island (C64), Eye of the Beholder (C64), SNK vs Capcom (C64), Pinball Fantasies (Amstrad CPC)


It was a shame that Asterix & Obelix Slap Them All (and 2) are such bland Same studio (Mr Nutz) as behind the New Joe &




Current Status:


BTW, if one of you was Upvotebot, its time to reveal yourself! Your recognition and appreciation is long


Qtoid to close at the end of February? I can only remember the insane amount of posts I shared over here, more than anywhere else, This is my semifinal post as I would like to write something happier to say You guys deserve

Sweaty Dungus


The Mars In The Mirror

This will most likely be my final post here (as Im sure it will be for some of It was a fun time with a manner of interesting Sad to see it Best wishes to all of you! Cheers!


My first ever post on Qtoid was about how I was definitely going to finish Final Fantasy IX this To bring it full circle: I have since then beaten Final Fantasy We had a good run over here; lets keep in touch!


Great, the one time I check up on everything in Qtoid, and I find out this happened! It was fun while it


The The The well


For anyone who hasnt migrated to Cohost yet, please consider it! Im really gonna miss End of an I wish you all nothing but good things moving forward!


See ya space


Rest in peace Qtoid, you were one of a

Cygnus Rush 961

End of the line for qtoid, its been a fun