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Perfect Imperfection

Do you think you're perfect? So perfect you can call yourself Perfect, with a capital P? Are you Perfection Incarnate?Ooookay, that's a pretty pretentious way to start off, so let's back up. In all seriousness, while I'm sure some people m...

 
 
 
 

FanimeCon Recap Part 2

I know this is like 3 month's late but as some of you know I've been dealing with some shit so I'm sure you'll forgive me. Anyways, last blog I showed off the amazing art that I picked up this year at Fanimecon, so this blog I'm going to ta...

 
 
 
 

An ode to Chao.

For Destructoid, I use the Dark Chao as my avatar, for the simple fact that I like the Chao. I used to play the hell out of the Chao Garden in Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, to the point where I would replay the Sonic/Shadow levels over and ov...

 
 
 
 

Poetry Dump Part 1 - Death, Pistols, and Shotguns

Before I dropped off writing for a while I decided to dabble in a little poetry. The first piece is something I actually wrote for school, and is a piece I'm rather proud of. The other two are pieces I just wrote and currently have no opini...

 
 
 
 

Old School: Almost Leaving Video Games

On a recent episode of the Kinda Funny Gamescast, a question for the cast was if they ever walked away from video games, if any of them had ever stopped playing video games for an extended period of time. I thought I’d give...

 
 
 
 

Discussing: Falling Behind The Next Generation

Last week, it was announced that Mortal Kombat X for the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 was cancelled. After months of delays, last gen owners won’t be able to play the latest Mortal Kombat game. I was disappointed by this news as I&rsqu...

 
 
 
 

the amiibocalypse: PART Ω

It was bright. Bright, white landscape stretched out as far as the eye could see. Occasionally, a giant would pass, dressed in the bright and colorful garb of their people. A marvel to behold, but not a threat to those of smaller size, goin...

 
 
 
 

Digging through the lies - Shovel Knight

Is there a difference between American and British Shovels? Maybe. But they didn't localise the game properly in that case so my point still stands. Shovel Knight has clearly lied to us all. If we watch trailers of this “acclaimed&rd...

 
 
 
 

The breast kinds of reviews!

Ahead of its US release at the hands of XSEED, Senran Kagura 2: Deep Crimson has released in Europe, and naturally, some reviews are starting to make their way onto the internet. For those of you who have been hiding under rocks for the pas...

 
 
 
 

Come on! Ride her! Ride that pretty ol' corpse!

In the name of not pandering to the evil mainstream and fighting the advent of the site's recently acquired popularity contest nature, I am going to assert all of my nonexistent power over all of the nothing I have authority over and use it...

 
 
 
 

(NVGR) Not So Fun Facts About Being Homeless

http://www.destructoid.com//ul/user/3/35931-307909-HMSTjpg-620x.jpg 1: You can shit anywhere. That wall? Do it. That person's car? Go right ahead! That baby stroller, that the mom isn't paying attention to? Don't mind if I doo doo. It's you...

 
 
 
 

Music Notes: Emotion by Carly Rae Jepsen

  When I review albums, I like to find a central theme that it's trying to communicate. "Emotion" by Carly Rae Japsen has two modes, so to speak. One is "I love you, you love me, so let's dance and mess around", the other is "I cheris...

 
 
 
 

What's in a Character: Agent 47

There were some inaccuracies with my original post. I've rectified the information so that the plotlines are correct. Thanks goes to Rudorlf for pointing them out to me in a polite manner. With yet another bomb of a video game mov...

 
 
 
 

Why List Articles are Usually Terrible

You know what it’s like, you go onto a games news website expecting to read about Fallout 4 or what shirt Phil Spencer is wearing under his jacket today - but instead you get a load of pointless list articles in an attempt to seem &l...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Can we fix Pokémon Events?

Ah, yes, Pokémon. The franchise that is today much as it was when I was just a lad. Weaken monster. Capture monster. Enslave monster. Become champion of monster enslavement and warfare. Truly, a franchise made just for the children. ...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

My Gaming Landscape [August 10th, 2015]

Welcome to the new Gaming Landscape! In the past, I used these blog posts not just to talk about the games I’ve been playing but to chronicle and keep track of what I had been playing. However, that has become constraining as sometim...

 
 
 
 

Look what I found in a second hand shop in Poland.

If you go to secondhand clothes shops you know that most of the stuff there either comes from old people or people who had lost their weight and needed a complete wardrobe change. The best clothes are usually the ones that have already been...

 
 
 
 

Zetta Reviews: Dragonball Z: Resurrection "F"

Wait, what? A movie review? Is that kind of thing kosher for a video game website? Well, there's only one way to find out, so let's find out right now... Today, on DRRRRRAAAAAGONNN BAAALLLLLLLLL ZEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Dragonball Z: Resurrection...

 
 
 
 
 
 

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SlimeyBearXXL979990

Huh seems P5 Royal will come with all its dlc included in the base price on That should be a bare minimum and there shouldnt be anywhere near as much DLC as there is for P5 Royal but it is Atlus so I am suprised they are including DLC for

 
 
sp testure

How was I not aware that the PS network had a Cactuar Avatar? Thats been available for half a A GODDAMN I have ever

 
 
Alphadeus

Garden Forgotten by Time (Castlevania: Lament of Innocence): One of my favorite songs from the I actually enjoyed the 3d ones (This and Curse of Darkness) quite a Id love to be able to play them again Currently playing

 
 
PLANET P1SS 69

Its the electrifyin, death-defyin (insert your word

 
 
taterchimp

Game 25 of 2022: Tiny Tinas If you like Borderlands, its really They let you break the game in fun ways, and the builds and theorycrafting seem

 
 
TheBlondeBass

Just beat The Somnium Files: Nirvana Had a wonderful time! Late-game story beats blew my mind a little and got me to rant to people I knew wouldnt play the game hahaha

 
 
hlarge4

Magic the Gathering: Arena made me finally love playing Magic while reinforcing why I hate IRL playing

 
 
Ricky Namara

Also, HEY! PHRASING!!

 
 
Nydius

Confession: Im kind of excited for the Outriders Worldslayer expansion Yeah the game was mid but after the New Horizons update I found it enjoyable despite the remaining That said, I dont expect the expansion to work

 
 
Yue chan

This math class of mine is going to kill Only 3 weeks

 
 
Fuzunga

Im always impressed how these Warriors spin off games comb through the source material to include every character Did not expect to see Monica I totally forgot she

 
 
mullon

I keep looking for a good horror movie podcast but they always have one guy with shit taste who is utterly

 
 
Chris Moyse

After two long years of character My review for DNF Duel is Please keep an eye out for it in the AM, I went a bit long but it’s fine because no one reads the text Thanks for the support y’all x

 
 
bong264

Where Flanx at?

 
 
PhilKenSebben

Current Status:

 
 
Mike Sounders

Oh so Ubisoft just casually dropping that Mario and Rabbids releases on October 20 and has a season Guess that means a new trailer is a for sure thing

 
 
Boxman214

The worst thing about Destiny is it popularized having a controller analog stick function as a mouse on console in the I hate

 
 
Virtua Kazama

Welcome to Dalaam, where Mu is Its a floating island, Time for more Earthbound!

 
 
Mamekuma

During my newly ignited love of Middle-earth I picked up both Shadow of Mordor and War on Steam, all DLC included, for Pretty good so far, though a little clunky on the Visually great, visceral combat, and a super fun Nemesis system

 
 
Flanx
 
 
Virtua Kazama

TooManyGames was Cant wait to go back next year!

 
 
CaimDark Reloaded

Playing Dark Souls Remastered with working online is such a Happily, theres still a decent amount of online Cooperating with my sunbros, defending my forest, punishing feels like Ive come

 
 
medicamecanica

Decided to sign up for a UK game rental service since I was a big gamefly fan before I Turns out somnium files 2isnt til July 8th here, whoops! Now do I got for Triangle Strategy, strangers of paradise, or just wait for somnium

 
 
Churros89

Hey folks, how are we doing today?

 
 
Exber

I was scared I might not like the Persona dancing Guess I just needed to try them Honoring P3 which was my 1st Persona game, to see and listen SEES again is Might try P5D and then P4D as the latters story mode doesnt do it for

 
 
TheIntern

I think there might be one or two people on this site that will find this

 
 
Snaileb

Bateman v Occams

 
 
RoomWithaMoose

What would a true utopian society look like in your opinion? Would humanity, with its instinctual proclivities and nature, ever be able to realize your utopian ideal?

 
 
RiffRaff

If I disappear for a while, Im The amount of shit everywhere online is starting to get to me and may very soon need a good break or at least dramatically reduced time with things that show me what a shithole the world Love yall!

 
 
The Actual Charlton Heston

Of all of the fake games created for Steams little Summer Sale minigame/quest, I was most disappointed to find that this one does not exist, nor likely ever will, because evidently I am not anyones target Suckle my man-berries, game

 
 
dephoenix

Odd question: If Metroid were ever adapted to film, would you prefer it include additions made to the story/lore by Zero Mission or only use the original game as the basis for the adaptation?

 
 
MeanderBot

Today is my last day at a manufacturing job Ive been at for 14 years to start a software engineering job I feel horribly unprepared for (despite it being entry Lots of hard goodbyes today, and nebulous fears for the

 
 
dmanatunga

Fuck this Supreme The Roe v Wade decision is truly evil, but they made some incredible stupid decisions in Kennedy Bremerton and New York State Rifle & Pistol Association

 
 
Dangus Taargus

Haiku, The Robot is a good time so far (a couple hours in The art is really great although one HUD element isnt the same resolution as the rest of the game and it drives me crazy (the heat Slimey youd like this, its very Hollow

 
 
SpikeyWiggedHero

Me: starts playing Xenoblade alright so here are some spoilers to get you going

 
 
ctg867

Metroid Prime Switch remaster seems to be finally happening, per Jeff but its just the first game for now, not the whole trilogy??

 
 
Boxman214

Beat the first Zero Escape game last Very good and well If you like Danganronpa, youll probably like Scratches a similar

 
 
SlimeyBearXXL979990

I played a bit more of The Last Stop and thankfuly it has Man though the animations especialy for movement and face animations are really bad and so much Shame one of the 3 storys in the game seems very Nothing engaging

 
 
Roager

Ten years since Spec Ops: The Im almost surprised it never got the remaster

 
 
SkeletonKrew81

Clarence Thomas wrote in his concurring opinion on Roe V Wade that Griswold, Lawrence, and Obergefell should be Contraception and same sex All privacy Why not Loving V Virginia, ie interracial marriage? Weird, huh?

 
 
mullon

I really liked Shadow Warrior 2013 but everything I read about Shadow Warrior 2 and 3 makes them sound so

 
 
Trevlyn

Anyone want to buy an island with me?

 
 
NeoTurbo

Newest chapter of Sakamoto Days has one of my fav fight scene panels so Will post in comments in case its a spoiler for some of

 
 
jasondm300

Finally dove into This gem is like an hour in

 
 
SlimeyBearXXL979990

just realised now Steam shows your friends on it when you buy games and Well Sam and Mike know I only bought 2 games on sale in the summer sale now only fairness I do usualy try to go for shortish fun games of a few hours

 
 
Gajknight

Current status

 
 
Chris Moyse

A legitimate graph in The Times today, read it getting this bad now, world governments and their media cronies not even hiding the smoke and

 
 
SlimeyBearXXL979990

Hey got a extra free steam code for the game Going Under if anybody wants it? Code expires the end of next month so take it now if you Just let me know in the comments if you want the Have the game on switch its a fun time!