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Metroid: Black Sheep of Nintendo

Jigga say wha? One of the Big N's top franchises is considered a black sheep? Uh huh! The title, Metroid, seems to have been created inspite of Miyamoto, not along with his vision. The thought process probably went like this, "He is doing ...

 
 
 
 

God Told Me I Suck So I Started A Blog.

The internets box said that God thinks I suck! LOL! That's so funny I'm making a blog post about it! I'm a barely-legal moderately hot chick so please leave me lots of comments about what you'd like to do to me with your penis. Also,...

 
 
 
 

take it for what u wiill

if you have a wii and mp3(metroid prime 3} then send me your wii number. don't know if you heard but thers a cool game called www.streetfighteronline.com and it's online check it out. Web link

 
 
 
 

My Baby's got Cancer, SAMUS NO!

Click here for full-sized version Oh that is funny and sad at the same time! My poor baby... If you couldn't tell from the image, this comic is from AwkwardZombie.com. It is a funny little web comic that has 47 updates under it's belt. O...

 
 
 
 

Metroid Prime 3: Corruption -- COMPLETE --

Yes, I just completed it! Well about an hour ago cause I was on the phone with Ron. Here was my finishing stats: Percentage: 89% Time: 16:32 Around that much...) Missiles: 210 Energy Tanks: ALL I don't know what else to list. I unlocked H...

 
 
 
 

Little MP3:C facts...multiple endings and how

Just a little update, not sure how far I am into it now but a little over an hour ago i was 69% into it (12 hours) and now i have what seems like all power-ups, all but ONE energy tank and 160 missicles and that is 75% of the pick ups. It t...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Metroid Metal is here to melt your faces!

A lot of Nintendo games have soundtracks that are memorable. I bet you can still remember a tune for Mega Man 2 and of course Super Mario Bros. This fact alone has inspired many artists to throw down with their music skills and rock out. Fr...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Quickposts

Goemar

I have a confession to make because I feel some people were genuinely upset by & Cheese is Ive eaten A few It was more a superior Brit kinda The humour in the absurdity of hating a I dont think

 
 
RLZ

Oh no, my dog went missing ! Can you help me find her ??? #sundogday

 
 
PhilKenSebben

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Neronium

I just found out Funnyplaying has new GBA motherboards for those whose GBAs are dead or missing crucial All you need is a GBA CPU and Gonna build me one cause I love the red motherboard (also comes in ither colors) and it has RGB lights!

 
 
Fuzunga

This was a nice

 
 
RiffRaff

Have a day!

 
 
CycloneJoker

I dunno that Ill get to them any time soon, but on a whim I bought the first two Atelier Ryza games on

 
 
Seymour

I just realized this is basically how I talk to my own dog half the

 
 
Neronium

Just found out my sound settings got reset without me Just finished a huge session of Metroid Prime Remastered, only for some words to be cut off cause I over did the noise Cant fix it either cause I closed the program before undoing D

 
 
ThisIsMyBoomstick

#selfiesaturday On my way home to get high and watch Wrestlemania! Have a groovy weekend Destuctoid!

 
 
Anthony Marzano

I know nothing about wrestling, but watching Logan Paul go through an anthropomorphic bottle of Prime to break a table is enough to make me pay

 
 
Boxman214

Bills Excellent Adventure

 
 
ChronoLynxx

TV is starting to crap out so I said fuck it and decided to My first ever OLED experience will be arriving on Excited to see the Wallet is less

 
 
sp testure

Neighbors building a computer and needed a video card for some testing till the one he ordered showed Pulled out my old workhorse for my XP

 
 
Kerrik52

Disco Elysium Log #10: I AM THE STARS ALIGNED FOR THE PERFECT EXHIBIT AS STAGED BY THE CRAB MAN AND THE NOT EVEN KIM COULD RESIST AS I COMMUNED WITH THE SOUL OF REVACHOL AND BOUND THE WHISPERS OF THE PALE TO MY

 
 
streetmagik3

Its obviously an April fools joke, BUT it is also a real Not worth $50 for a joke, but I guess its kinda funny?

 
 
Cathedral
 
 
Fuzunga

They added a new Splatfest battle song to Splatoon 3 and Nintendo put out a video for it featuring the gibberish Wasnt expecting it and burst out

 
 
Neronium

Had so many plans for today, but ended up falling asleep for like 4 D:

 
 
cockaroach

Hades update: Made it to Hades in round 40! killed me, but i got him about a 1/3 of his hp

 
 
CaimDark Reloaded

Time for the March gaming roundup! What did you play in March? What did you finish? What was your favorite game?

 
 
RiffRaff

Current

 
 
CaimDark Reloaded

Finished Gears It really is a massive step up from 4, excellent Not sure if its better than 1, but its certainly not Late game spoilers in the

 
 
LaserPirate

Looks like King of Fighters XIII will be coming to the Hopefully it will be successful and SNK will realize how much people prefer sprites to the ugly 3D models in the later

 
 
CaimDark Reloaded

Its really annoying that Gears 5 gives you a game over if an NPC

 
 
TheBlondeBass

Making some good progress in FFXIV! Switched to White Mage and, while its not as exciting in Solo (plus it asks me to suspend my disbelief more in cutscenes) the job really shines for me during Current status:

 
 
taterchimp

Final Fantasy concept art to beautiful music composed by Toby Pretty damn

 
 
Just Aaron

With the Resident Evil 4 remake released, What comes next? Code Veronica remake? RE 5? Or will it be something new? I have no idea and I love You never know what to expect with the next RE That`s one reason why I`ve always stuck with

 
 
medicamecanica

I finished metacritics #1 ranked video game of all time, The House in Fata Yeah, it was Thumbs

 
 
Narwhalnut

Sharing this fellow from Belle Boomerang again because his room has become so full over time!

 
 
SlimeyBearXXL979990

Funny to see a game release on April Its a Early Access 3D game where you play as a crab with a gun looks maybe

 
 
NeoTurbo

Its just a prank day bro!

 
 
Kerrik52

Much like with Zero, my hard mode speedrun of Azure was a This is my favourite Trails game and not just for the There is a lot of fun minmaxing you can do which felt very The final boss punished my hubris

 
 
Boxman214

I hate the internet on April Fools

 
 
Snaileb

This kept me entertained for at least 10 Happy April Fooks

 
 
Exber

#21 Game beaten in 2023 is: Infamous This ones graphics are crazy for a 2011 Voice is top New combat is welcomed but, the story goes to strange Would have been a better sequel without Still, Cole is the Nuff

 
 
mullon

My favorite April Fools Day tradition

 
 
Cathedral

Current status:

 
 
Inquisitive Raven

TheYetee is doing a silly April Fools Day thing about the 3DS I like that you can actually buy You know I got the dead eshop guy pin and Gamer Broth energy drink!

 
 
Kerrik52

RE4make was a grand old Every single boss is more engaging (especially the one channeling DMC3 Vergil) and it becomes less of a brainded shooting gallery by the I still need to gestate one which version is better, but I have room for

 
 
RLZ

DIETARY VALUE OF WINE - One Liter of 10° wine is equivalent to, in terms of food {-900 grams of milk -370 grams of bread -585 grams of meat -5 Wine is food, drink National commity of #frenchnutritionfacts #cocorico

 
 
Dreggsao

The internet already has lots of fun with dead in comments

 
 
RLZ
 
 
Seymour

I happened to notice my mini next to my still milkless Rice Crispies Cereal bowl and an alarming percentage of my brain was like:

 
 
Whispering Willow

A screenshot from Bloodborne

 
 
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Chris Moyse

Hey folks, I’ve not been on the fp for a couple of I’m in bed and pretty I hope that the week has been better for you and that you have a nice Make the most of it, and remember I love Send support and I’m sad x

 
 
Lord Spencer

Weekly Update, here are the games I am currently I am going to review those within brackets once completed: - -Fire Emblem: Three Houses (Switch) -Aviary Attorney (Switch) -Death Stranding: DC (PS4/5)