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Cblogs of 04/22/15 + Salesman Pitch

Good afternoon! I'm Riobux! You may know me from silly comments I smirk at on news postings, pretentious articles where I do things like analyse review scores (which that time led to my boss messaging me asking why I was opening ...

 
 
 
 

Captivating games. An Inazuma Eleven story.

[Just for the record, I've never written something like this before, but I read a couple recently, and I felt like I would enjoy giving it a shot. So any constructive critism could be useful, incase I do another one of these in th...

 
 
 
 

Next-Gen is Finally Here!

Next-generation gaming has official begun! With the launch of Mortal Kombat X, we finally have a game that was completely impossible to run on Xbox 360 and PS..... Wow; I couldn't even finish that sentence before noticing MKX on last-...

 
 
 
 

Bayonetta 2 is secretly brilliant.

In the first fifteen seconds of the game, you’re treated to a slow-motion shot of Bayonetta that -- of course -- pans straight down to her crotch.  Barely a minute later, you’re commandeering and piloting an angelic m...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Star Ocean Series Retrospective

In recent celebration of the announcement of Star Ocean 5, i thought it would be appropriate to do a retrospective of the series. As such i'm going to return to using Google images again because i just don't give a damn anymore, if it ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

The Character of Maps in Video Games

Earlier this week I was watching the Final Bosman on Gametrailers and for this week he was talking about Bloodborne. He brought up three things that he really liked about the game and one of them was the lack of a map. That one little...

 
 
 
 
 
 

The Best Job in the World

Imagine a job where you get paid millions of dollars in salary, receive millions of dollars in stock options, and receive absurd bonuses, just for doing what you’re supposed to be doing. Now, imagine a job where you get all of wh...

 
 
 
 

Do We Need Final Fantasy Anymore?

But first, a preliminary question: how relevant is Final Fantasy Type-0? I admit I haven’t been looking around all that much to gauge responses, but my guess -- or maybe fear -- is that people have chosen to ignore Type-0 becaus...

 
 
 
 

Cblogs of 04/13/15 + Love Live-isms!

http://i1353.photobucket.com/albums/q678/luna-sy/Moondays_zps9efbe344.png Fast caps for this Monday! Some things can be more fun when done with a friend. Watching anime because you found out that said friend has been doing that with so...

 
 
 
 

Daydreaming: Bushido Blade Meets Dark Souls

I spend a lot of time in school not really paying attention. The majority of my academic week is focused on workshops and critiques, generally giving me a lot of time to space out and think about anything other than whatever bad prose ...

 
 
 
 

A Mighty Good Time

It's time. Well, almost time. After months of updates, what feels like an eternity of teases and new developments, and the projected release period for Mighty No. 9 is... actually already here! Initially estimated to release in Spring ...

 
 
 
 

Pok Rank: Companion Characters

Hope everything has been going well for everyone! I've been working hard on a big video project I have in mind with the small amount of free time I have when I'm not working or playing softball. Today I thought I would entertain a list...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Is CD Project RED Just Showing Off?

Is The Witcher witching up an overzealous gaming brew or are they just showing off? The most recent trailer released for the game spends five minutes extolling all the things they jammed into this game. The Withcer 3: Wild Hunt stand...

 
 
 
 

I have no furniture and I must write.

I've been going stir crazy today, sitting in a near empty apartment, waiting for a group of movers to arrive and unload furniture. I can't wait. I just want a place to sit down. The internet and cable finally got set up yesterday, so ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

(NVGR) An AMA with Mike Martin/PhilKenSebben

http://www.destructoid.com//ul/user/3/35931-290264-Phil2jpg-620x.jpg Hello everyone. I was just down in my home and saw a complaint that struck a chord with me. It was one I had myself, back when my name was filled with 3's and my shit...

 
 
 
 

The Value of Localization

Hey there everyone, I've just recently started blogging and writing about this passion of mine, and I'd like to share it with you all. So let's start by exploring a game I played recently which presents us something I’d...

 
 
 
 

Cblogs of 04/06/15 + Savant-isms!

http://i1353.photobucket.com/albums/q678/luna-sy/Moondays_zps9efbe344.png Sometimes, I'll use these recaps to post "leftover" blogs, stuff that may be partly unfinished or not up to par, but I want/need to share anyway. Likely, these ...

 
 
 
 

Quickposts

Whispering Willow

Sophia looks at the sword and turns What the hell do I need that sword for? I wanted another wand! Ten would be perfect! Meanwhile, Rose ponders all the shiny options before her, but will she do the research and pick the right one? Probably

 
 
FakePlasticTree

This man’s voice is like if someone put on a cartoon voice for mockery reasons except it is his actual Skeletor esque voice delivering a thinly veiled threat that comes off as incredibly I should go back to playing the Crash remakes and 4

 
 
RiffRaff

Someone at Monolith was having a laugh giving names to the elite Cant wait to find Filthy Sancho and The Swordmarch

 
 
Anonymous 20

45+ hrs into Xenoblade As much as Im enjoying it, I find myself missing the moments of levity from 2, or the inspired level design from I think thematically, this is the strongest game of the bunch, but I feel like its missing some of the fun

 
 
Sleeeves

Just want to thank everyone who supported me this morning, you all really helped me and I wasnt expecting I cherish this place so much, love you <3

 
 
Anonymous 20

Just wanted to stop by and give you all my sincerest Honestly, there are times here where I feel outcast, like I dont belong But when I was down in the dumps, this community really came through to help pick me You guys are amazing!

 
 
TheLimoMaker

Im not ready for Better Call Saul to For my money, the superior show of the two Just exceptional Guess Ill just rewatch all three once its

 
 
Chris Moyse

Happy Belated Birthday to SP I hope that you had a very rad weekend and that this year brings you much happiness and opportunities for good Have a wicked one,

 
 
Nydius

Show me a game from your childhood that, despite being derivative or a bit janky or low budget or just kinda middling (or all of the above!), you absolutely loved and couldn’t stop I’ll go first:

 
 
Chris Moyse

When I see stuff like this all I think of is Mike Martin and/or I guess that means their work is

 
 
Seymour

So, I recently discovered a metal band out of India called Love it! Its occasionally a little hokey, but still something I hadnt quite heard Also, this was apparently done for Beyond Good & Evil

 
 
Sleeeves

My mental health has jumped off a cliff these last few days and Im having a really hard Hopefully work will take my mind off things for a few On the upside, I just got my first gaming PC and am loving it so far, Ive been missing out!

 
 
SlimeyBearXXL979990

The day of reckoning draws nearer,Ultrakill Act 2 is out After Act 2 drops the price of Ultrakill will go up by €10 which is more them fair with all the content in each Act so now is the last chance to buy it at a cheaperish Chill song

 
 
Gajknight

Eternal Legend status

 
 
RiffRaff

Have a great day!

 
 
Neronium

Just had to fix my parents computer It had failed boot sectors after cloning to an Rooted around in the cmd and eventually got it working Now I sleep for computers have tired me

 
 
hester2

If XC 3 sticks out what theyre doing in the first few chapters, it could be something The last thing I expected from this game was to be a pitch perfect representation of (spoiler in comments)

 
 
Fuzunga

I have finished Xenoblade 3! Truly the longest final boss battle I have ever experienced, so take that as a warning when you get In the end, the story wasn’t at all what I expected, and it didn’t click till the end, but it was’t

 
 
Exber

Finished watching The Went blind just following some of you guys talking about it and I really loved Though a favorite episode is hard to pick, that battle in episode 4 is Good writing is always appreciated, as seen in the

 
 
bong264

Current Status:

 
 
Vadicta

Looking at a WikiHow on saving resources in RE4 for the crazy illustrations and made the mistake of reading the Theyre disuadung people from getting the Red9? The RED FUCKING 9?? The best handgun in video game history??? Slander!!!

 
 
Ricky Namara

WHY IS THIS NOT EVEN A THING YET!???

 
 
Ricky Namara

Random Rant While Pooping #0001: Indonesian homophobes favorite line to shut you up anytime LGBTQ+ is brought up is to say, Why are you talking about this? Are you gay? And its effective because if someone says Yes here then their life is

 
 
PhilKenSebben

Currently starting a playthrough of all the Mario & Luigi games, as I adore them, and now have a 2ds to play them I dont own Paper Jam Is it worth grabbing? Not a fan of Sticker Star, and worry they might have Sticker Starred

 
 
Scootaluigi

As a 21yo, I was actually in the target demographic for these Wii U commercials when they Saw them all the time while watching Cartoon Network with my Speaking from first-hand experience, I can say that these ads sold a lot of Xbox

 
 
Nydius

My ISP is having trouble connecting to certain sites like Disqus so to answer those who are asking, those TMNT figures in my last qtoid post are called Metalfigs by Jada Sorry if this is qtoid

 
 
Seymour

8 hours in and Im starting to feel a bit of a grind in the cult management in Cult of the Lamb, but it could just be because Im letting my flock die Went from 10 to 7 in a matter of a couple days! Hopefully, recruiting will alleviate

 
 
Kerrik52

It took a lot of adventuring, but now the Penetrator armor is What a crazy secret to add, even by From Software A shame that armor in Demons Souls sucks, but hey, its the thought that It was such an obvious

 
 
Whispering Willow

The zombies will finally come for Pat Sajack but Vanna will be at the

 
 
TheIntern

This joke feels like it was crafted for this

 
 
Vesalius

Are y’all ready to join the new world? I hear it has energy drinks with goji

 
 
sp testure

Another day of birth is upon It has been a crazy Glad I got to spend it with you Luv ya

 
 
SlimeyBearXXL979990

The previous game made by the Cult Of The Lamb Developers of the game Adventure Pals is 90% off for €1 now for another day or Its funny seeing the tone be the complete opposite to Cult Lamb Its a 2D platformers with lighr combat I

 
 
Nydius

“I’m just going to get “Okay, maybe Leonardo “You know what, I’m pretty sure there’s a law that says I have to have all four or none at

 
 
Neronium

Fixing my elderly aunt and uncles D:

 
 
Fuzunga

100 hours and I finally have a use for all those odd shards!

 
 
RiffRaff

Just a reminder that RRR is no joke the most entertaining movie youll watch all This movie has ruined all Western action flicks for me because they will never have the balls to be this

 
 
dephoenix

Theres a hug chunk of indie games that are just If (insert AAA company here) wont make it, I WILL! Anyway, heres another Paper Mario inspired game to add to the This one looks pretty neat

 
 
Chris Bradshaw

they should give him teeth

 
 
Scrustle

10 years ago today we were blessed with #Darksiders2 and the world was never the same

 
 
mullon

I Am Fish was okay, but the biological and physical inaccuracies were really

 
 
SlimeyBearXXL979990

I do think the animation videos this channel does are really I pretty much never get all the refrences made throughout the animations though but I did get this one was quiet neat if very

 
 
RiffRaff

Current Have a relaxing Sunday!

 
 
Cathedral

Just now realizing I should have named my cult Meat for Lanz

 
 
Dr Mel

Dog butt Its not a Its just the

 
 
Gajknight

Current status

 
 
Narwhalnut

ECLIPSE is a miniature puzzle platformer where you control the orbit of the moon! This game was created in just two weeks for LOWREZJAM2022!

 
 
Parismio

Man Splatoon 2 is so I really missed Im so hyped for Splatoon

 
 
Chris Moyse

Pushed The Girl into Ultra Honestly, I should have hit this level well over a year ago, but I just fell into a slump of bad play habits and self-destructive Wanna plat before SF6 drops <3

 
 
dephoenix

5 minutes ago I did not know this game existed but now I have to admit my interest is