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Shoot the Breeze: So Goddamn Dumb

[As a preface, this isn't exactly a review. At best, it's a collection of thoughts and stories I needed to share. At worst, it's a collection of my thoughts and stories. Make of it what you must.] This weekend, I dove into Two Worlds onc...

 
 
 
 

Kodykoala's Custom Kirby Eating Mario

If you were to google image search Kirby, one of the first images you see is Kirby eating Mario from Smash Bros. Well I took this idea and went with it. The only thing I added was a Mario hat to make it seems like he was gaining Mario's...

 
 
 
 

Review: Assassin's Creed Brotherhood

So, I finally got around to playing Assassin's Creed Brotherhood; managed to snag a used copy of it (with the DLC unclaimed!) for a fair price. I wasn't quite sure what to expect with this one. When it was first announced I kind of rolled m...

 
 
 
 

Enslaved: A Thorough and (Slightly) Retro Review

Im sure many of you glossed over Ninja Theorys Enslaved: Odyssey to the West when it came out last October. I know I passed up its release in order to save some cash, but having finally gone back and played it Id say its a shame that an...

 
 
 
 

I'm Trying to Stay Excited About Prototype 2...

I'm one of the few that preferred the original Prototype over Infamous. By a lot, actually. In fact, whenever the debate came up, I would begin to feel like a Twilight Zone protagonist: everyone I know, everyone online, and every critic in...

 
 
 
 

Voice acting: Hey, I know that voice!

Everyone appreciates a good voice actor. Bad voice acting can seriously turn you off to a game (I couldn't play very much of Mega Man 8 because the voice acting was atrocious). Thankfully, for the most part we're starting to get much higher...

 
 
 
 

RPG of the Year - 2005

Now, at first glance, this seems like a huge year. After all, there are 50 games! This was certainly a strong year for RPGs in that there were a LOT, but not so much in terms of quality. I'm confident in my top 5, but the runner ups...oh...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Diversity what what?!?: Hookers Edition

I'll be honest, I lied - there are no hookers in this blog, but wipe your tears away my friend, for I have to tell you about how evil the games industry is and how we must all hate it: right from this second! ....yeah this second, no, yeah,...

 
 
 
 

Bear's Favorite Playstation Network games:

10. Everyday shooter What is it? : a classic shooter in which the enemy hits produce sounds that complete each levels soundtrack. Why it rocks? : It's very hard, testing your reflexes and ability to shoot and avoid being touched. Your...

 
 
 
 

Welcome!

I Would like to say Welcome to myself to Dtoid! I like What i see and i love the journey that im about to take with all of you gamers! its Gonna be a Wild Ride!

 
 
 
 

A Warning From History

Randy Pitchford REALLY likes Duke Nukem, which is totally understandable, considering he got his start in the industry working at 3DRealms making Duke3D, but I'm afraid he may be a bit too enthusiastic, since whenever he's said anything abo...

 
 
 
 

Shrine Impulse 11: Plasma and Pussy

Hey there, it sure has been a while since we've recorded one of these. At the moment we're aiming for a bi-monthly podcast, and hopefully on the future episodes the editing will be better since I'm just getting back into it. On this epis...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Top 7 Things

Ah, things. I love them things. Things, despite the generic denomination, are all the lifeless objects and stuff that surround us. They could be useful, useless or just funny. But we all have things we love. So lets start with TOP 7 Thi...

 
 
 
 

Bioshock Infinite: Finding my own voice

Mmmm Oh. I think Irrational Games may do the impossible and make a sexually attractive female character actually have more depth than her cleavage. Just sayin. Bioshock Infinitelooks to be Bioshockin the sky. From the massive revea...

 
 
 
 

My relationship with Nintendo.

I have struggled a lot with my own views on Nintendo for years now. You might know what I'm talking about if you have read some of my comments on articles; some posts might of seemed positive and intelligent, while others seemed negative ...

 
 
 
 

HALO 4

Hello all you gamers this IS epicsonson,i cant wait tell halo 4 comes out cause' i have all the halo games a i want to keep that the same. If you have halo reach then i will tell you a way to get a hint of whats going to be in halo 4 if you...

 
 
 
 

I Heart CG

As of late, the art of CG (computer graphics) has been making a huge comeback, particularly in the gaming scene. Until recently, the technique belonged primarily to Japanese developers, appearing as important sequences of their stories in t...

 
 
 
 
 
 

The WoW Killer...

This always happens on the sequel or expansion of any loved product, the inevitable bad review claiming how a product had ruined the franchise. I won't go to the extent of claiming that the entire Warcraft franchise has been ruined by WoW:...

 
 
 
 

Review - Child of Eden

Before reading this review, I would highly suggest you check out Rez HD on the Xbox Live Arcade if you haven't already. I'm going to make a lot of comparisons between Rez and Child of Eden below, as they're pretty mechanically similar (and...

 
 
 
 
 
 

C blogs of 17/6/2011 and artisms

It has been a long time I think. Built a computer(it's awesome) and graduated. Also, I've been playing assassins creed over the past 2 days or so. It is awesome. S-Comment of the week by xero this week. C-write a story for cont...

 
 
 
 

Quickposts

Dr Mel

Just finished a major upgrade to my PC and wanted to finish up Control, since its the fanciest looking game I own, and going back into that game is Theres no way to on ramp into what you were Doesnt even tell you your abilities

 
 
Boxed Swine

Gandalf the White knocks on your door with his crack pipe and asks to borrow $20 because his Horse ran out of gas and he needs to get to a City that is 58 miles What do you do?

 
 
streetmagik3

Okay and a sequel to a NeoGeo shmup in Andro Dunos 2 has been out in Europe for a couple Not sure why the NTSC version took so long to ship? I guess I have to take a short break from

 
 
Dangus Taargus

I dont know why I decided to try This is either gonna be like the time I bought Sonic 06 or I just got my hands on a misunderstood Whos to say? All I know is I love Factor 5 and Ive never got around to this

 
 
taterchimp

Getting older I have started making more noise when I stretch (in the privacy of my own Last one could have been a DBZ power up Feels Pic

 
 
Trevlyn

Folky, metalish , An oldie but

 
 
Flanx

Fibre FINALLY being installed this From stone age to superfast, I cant wait to be able to play games the same day I buy I might even upload random shit to youtube just because I can Catch me streaming my ceiling just to flex

 
 
KingofPangea

So its my birthday, and I managed to get myself quite the

 
 
Kerrik52

I think I got what I could out of the Tony Hawk remake as someone who never touched the series for more than 20 minutes growing Beyond the killer vibe, I really enjoyed the stat growth being in tune with my own skill as I learned to suck less

 
 
Punished Nietzsche

Rest in Peace, Olivia :(

 
 
dephoenix

Yeah, sure, citrus

 
 
Occams

I’ve had a hankering to own the Berserk musou game on Any of y’all have a copy you’re willing to sell or trade for something else? I have some Switch games I don’t need and a substantial collection of erotic poetry

 
 
Anonymous 20

Hot take: everything about Kimberlys reveal, from the gameplay to the design, is way cooler than Juri 🤷‍♂️

 
 
CaimDark Reloaded

Friendly reminder to play CoD before suing

 
 
SpikeyWiggedHero

Happy celebration day to all the cats and their

 
 
Sweaty Dungus

It’s Caturday Have a chaotic poopa unglamour shot courtesy of sweat

 
 
Fuzunga

Today will be chill sidequest day in Xenoblade 3, after yesterdays Still thinking about chapter

 
 
dephoenix

cat day

 
 
Gajknight

Current International Cat Day

 
 
Meursault

Its International Cat Day by the

 
 
Mike Sounders

Its so clooose

 
 
RiffRaff

How do you eat your sandwich? Im all 3 LN>CN>TN But hella kraut and spicy brown beats all!

 
 
dephoenix

There should be a Yakuza-esque Street Fighter spin Maybe starring Chun Li/Juri as the Kiryu/Majima Also a Viper game in the vein of Really I just want Capcom to use the cast of Street Fighter in games I wouldnt suck

 
 
dmanatunga

So next season of anime is Mob Psycho s3, Spy x Family part 2, Chainsaw Man, Eminence in Shadow, new Gundam, and who knows what Im October cant come soon enough (plus Bayonetta It counts cause it got an anime

 
 
Seymour

I think I genuinely saw red when MTG went from sounding refreshingly normal to explicitly telling people to mock those in my community

 
 
medicamecanica

Im gonna count Treasure of the Rudras as done, because the final scenario of the game didnt unlock which is apparently not :/ I wrote a tiny review and will put the link

 
 
Chris Moyse

This week/wkend took a hammer to my Im ill and its the worst bout in some Normal service will be resumed at some point, but its a real brainfight So many reasons, big and small, thats the worst But I hope yall are holding

 
 
taterchimp

Lessons that apply to Smash and also mandolins (culinary): Always edge My poor thumb is missing a lil But I do have agurksalat, so its kind of worth it?

 
 
Inquisitive Raven

Splatoon 3 Direct coming in 2 days! WOOMY!! : Added the Link

 
 
Dangus Taargus

Just finished the Triple Trouble remake with all What an amazing Up there with Mania and proof that Sega hasnt really known what its doing with the franchise for quite a Its so good I consider it an official game

 
 
SlimeyBearXXL979990

I am trying to play Triangle Stragety first time on hard I enjoy the challenge but I have hit a road block because man holy shit the for characters on your side that you protect is so fucking the battle 4 times now in a row from

 
 
RLZ

Scrolling here these past days its come to my attention that it is a certain Gaj Knights did the following image using my limited knowledge of Mom says its

 
 
SlimeyBearXXL979990

I am more suprised they had Juri do the Akira Slide refrence then her feet or her sitting on you and then using her I guess the Akira slide has popped up in loads of random media by now in The No More Heros 3 one was

 
 
Chris Moyse

The rendering detail on the soles of new Juris feet is They know exactly what theyre

 
 
RiffRaff

Is Mario Sunshine a soulslike? Have a great day!

 
 
dephoenix

Juri Han is proof that I have terrible taste in women and even worse survival

 
 
Parismio

Well damn! The return!

 
 
Jetfandam

I havent watched Evo live this year but its nice to wake up to some cool announcements like a new Garou, Tekken and the Juri/Kimberley All good stuff! I hope after work I can catch up to some matches Ive

 
 
Parismio

Attention Chris Moyse!

 
 
JohnSmith123

The top 8 for SFV was utterly What a send off for what might be the final appearance for this game at

 
 
PhilKenSebben

3-5 are daily for

 
 
ThisIsMyBoomstick

Happy Birthday a dank ass groovy

 
 
LaTerry

Every time I see an ad for Keeps I am tempted to try it and maybe save my hairline, but then I remember that the Youtuber who is shilling it was also shilling Raid: Shadow Legends the last time I saw them and I realize that I dont trust

 
 
Inquisitive Raven

Happy Birthday, Sir Knight of Gaj!