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My Kickstarter project

Here's a bit of shamless selfpromotion. I launched a Kickstarter project for an iPad leather envelope case and mustache stand: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/blackheartindustries/leather-envelope-case-and-mustache-stand-for-ipad Pl...

 
 
 
 

the rhyming reviewer: tiny wings

surely now of many blogs mine cannot the worst even though this post i'm making is to be my very first what is needed out of me to make a blog stand out? some way of showing dexterousness and a reviewer's clout destructoid long has been a ...

 
 
 
 

Sorry, dear. I'm still in love with Marathon

I still compare a singular gaming experience to all others after 17 years since it was first released. The Marathon series holds a special place in the hearts of many a Macintosh gamer. I, on the other hand, am an utter fanatic. The gam...

 
 
 
 

My first iPhone game is now live - Cherry Picker iOS

Hey all, I just wanted to announce that my first iPhone game is now live on the app store: Cherry Picker iOS (the name Cherry Picker was already taken). Actually, it's been live for over a month now, but I wanted to get clearance here to ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Don't Touch My Touch!

Almost a week ago my very first "official" MP3 player arrived in the mail. I say "official" because technically my cell phone is a phone that just happens to have an MP3 player built in. I used the MP3 player on my phone, but not very much,...

 
 
 
 

I Was a Teenage Gamer - 007 - 29/12/2010

I Was a Teenage Gamer is the daily journal of an extremely competent young man pursuing his goal of becoming a staff member at his favorite independent gaming blog, Destructoid. Beginning on his 19th birthday, he embarks on the adventure of...

 
 
 
 

iPhone Game Kerplinkus Equals Funtimes

Hello, organisms. Having recently found this neat iPhone-focused gaming blog and realizing it had been 36357324 years since I had bothered to check the iTunes App Store for potential funtimes, I did a bit of browsing and bought snazzy game...

 
 
 
 

Dreamcast VMU gets new life as MP3 player

Spotted this on Engadget this morning. Little bit of a nostalgia twist for a new device. Someone managed to shove the new iPod nano into an old Dreamcast VMU. I have to say the old memory unit never looked better. Now only if they can s...

 
 
 
 

Gaming on the iPhone has me Hooked.

As someone who grew up with technology and always had the latest gaming systems (I�ve waited in line during system launches in good ol� Wisconsin winter weather) one would think I�d be a little more accepting of it. However, I�m more akin ...

 
 
 
 

Final Fantasy Tactics IOS - No release today

FFT won't be released today :< �We are so sorry for confusing you. The wrong information about the FFT release date is spreading around somehow... It says the release date is to be September 15th but it's completely wrong. The release...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

The best free iPhone games of today

Hi there, I'm Pizza Dude. Do you have an iPhone or an iPod touch? I do. Do you like games? I do. Do you like playing GAMES on your iPhone or iPod touch? I do. Do you want free games on your iPhone or iPod touch? I DO!!! If you've answered ...

 
 
 
 

Gamers Guide to Jailbreak- iPod Touch/iPhone/iPad

As gaming grows on Apple's iDevices (iPhone, iPod Touch, iPad), we might see more and more DToiders picking up these devices. So, for those of you with them, and those of you planning to get one, here's some tips on jailbreaking your iDevic...

 
 
 
 

ihas a new toy!

Yeah, I finally joined the Star Trek generation! I've never had a cell phone (never needed one), so I couldn't do the communicator thing, but with my web addiction I've been eyeing the IPad or an IPod touch (yeah, the maxi-Ipad or the mi...

 
 
 
 

Team Fortress 2 on Mac tomorrow.

Quickie here: FIIIIIIIINNAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLY! From the most recent blog post, Valve is finally releasing TF2 for Macs tomorrow. Hopefully tomorrow isn't in Valve time. It's my most played game on Steam and it's been brutal waiting. Now, ...

 
 
 
 

The Simpsons Arcade iPhone Quick Look

Ahh the Simpsons. The Simpsons games have been a roller coaster ride throughout my life. I believe there are over 25 different Simpsons games, I can�t tell them apart any more. This new entry is sort of a remake of the classic arcade ver...

 
 
 
 

How much longer will your iPod last?

Been eyeing the new sucktacular Apple products like the gheyPod touch? What about that new Zune's that have been raising a few eyebrows? Well what is stopping you? Oh I know what it is, you already own an iPod and you don't want to sell it....

 
 
 
 

Sony has a new target for world domination?

Sony is having an uphill battle with fighting Nintendo and Microsoft in this video game war. But who says they have to fight them to win? What if there was another company they could fight and end up winning? Since Sony is a multi-facet com...

 
 
 
 

Screw you Apple and your LAME new iPod Touch

Yeah, I said it! And I am proud and stand by it. I love Apple products ever since I started using them. My 20" iMac has served me well as well as my 30GB iPod Video but when you release this...this GARBAGE, I lose faith in you. For those o...

 
 
 
 

TVersity Coming To An iPhone Near You

TVersity is a media streaming solution Xbox 360,PSP,PS3 and Wii. This allows people to watch videos from their computer on their iphones. The iPhone support is currently limited by a block against streaming video so the video has to be con...

 
 
 
 

Quickposts

Flegma

Ive been baking sourdough bread since I bought a book on baking bread in the And Im finally starting to accept the importance of choosing the right

 
 
Lord Spencer

Weekly Update, here are the games I am currently I am going to review those within brackets once completed: - -Daemon X Machina (Switch) -Indivisible (Switch) -DOOM Eternal (PS4/5)

 
 
Exber

#53 Game beaten in 2023 is: the Unfinished Splatoon made me realize painting your surroundings is actually quite Here you paint to make your way through various puzzles and discover a fable like Lovely voice Wish it were

 
 
Xeo

A lot of wild shit has gone on this year in my A lot of it But Im still Got a new job when I desperately needed it, so thats a Ill discuss a bit more below if anyone is But hi, Im

 
 
humantofu

Apparently theres FPGA-based clone consoles of the 3DS, Sega Saturn, and GBA shown off at Tokyo Game Show? Baffling but also very intriguing, GAME WATCH even brings up a possible Hyperkin connection?

 
 
imkingb

Anyone know where I could get press for the fact that I set a literal gaming world record and the game themselves verified 😭😂

 
 
Virtua Kazama

So I love playing F-ZERO I really And were going to play more of it tonight since were going live with the first FULL session of F-ZERO 99!

 
 
Virtua Kazama

Im addicted to F-ZERO

 
 
bong264

Current Status:

 
 
Flegma

The much-maligned Mortal Kombat 1 on Switch, spotted on store shelf for Im still happy to not play fighting Also on a happier note: Eurogamers review of the game (PS5) was by a certain Chris

 
 
Flegma

Its autumn again, so its time for me to replay Dear

 
 
Exber

#26 Movie of 2023: Talk to I can say this is more drama than horror or psychological horror, but whatever the case, it is done remarkably Social commentary since the beginning, and a good Created by Youtubers, less is more,

 
 
Anonymous 20

I think one of my favorite parts of MK1, legitimately, is watching Johnny Cage and Kenshi become best

 
 
humantofu

I never knew Megan Fox was in the new Mortal Kombat but man her acting is HORRID compared to the other AAA developers really need to ease up on hiring hollywood

 
 
PhilKenSebben

Typical Tuesday status:

 
 
Virtua Kazama

Tokyo Game Show is coming up this week! Lets talk about it on tonights session of Virtua Fighter Takeover (while I drink some Ranch Soda as

 
 
Flegma

Well, Bone Marrow on Genesis is the more in-depth version of 2048 that I hoped to see after one on Switch was a But it also feels rather boring after two

 
 
bong264

Average Tuesday Status:

 
 
Virtua Kazama

Its been years since Ive done a Crowd Control I know what were doing

 
 
Exber

Yesterday, I finally participated in a local Just Dance tournament after being a fan of the series for so long, and came in second Golden trophy for that, and Platinum for overcoming my social anxiety and dancing around

 
 
Vesalius

Late night pajama party status:

 
 
Flegma

I looked at the number of comments on FP I suppose I can now start looking into creating a site for my random blogs

 
 
bong264

Causal Sunday Evening Status:

 
 
Flegma

Hover cars in Horizon Chase 2 on Switch? Not liking the double nag screens about creating an Epic account every time I start up the game

 
 
Exber

#52 Game beaten in 2023 is: Oddworld Strangers Wrath Having played the first one in the series and not liking it much, this spin off was on my radar for quite some I loved how experimental and unique it 4/5 due to pacing &

 
 
Vesalius

Current status: I took an ibuprofen

 
 
Lord Spencer

Weekly Update, here are the games I am currently I am going to review those within brackets once completed: - -Daemon X Machina (Switch) -Panzer Dragoon (Switch) -DOOM Eternal (PS4/5)

 
 
ooktar

Howdy Been a long while since I posted Some gaming hot Starfield is fucking booooring, Karlach is new best girl, Unity can eat a bag of dicks and that Robocop game looks Ok now back to my

 
 
bong264

Hey! Did you know I paint minis! Yeah its been awhile but the weather is finally cooperating aka its not hot in my painting Up today is another carter era mini: 1979 Elf Hero from Tom Meier Need to come up with a weird 70s name for him �

 
 
Sleeeves

Ive been deep diving first person shooters where shooting is secondary to everything else (if that genre has a name) and I finally arrived at the father of them all, System Shock - god DAMN that hud

 
 
darrenhupke

19 hours to go! Get yourself a giant retro gaming coffee table book ASAP! These are only printed once in this size, so don’t miss it!

 
 
Virtua Kazama

Tonight on Fortune Roulette: F-ZERO 99 IS REAL, BABY! Were playing the recently-released F-ZERO 99! You dont know how happy I am to play this on stream!

 
 
Flegma

I also finished Dysmantle on Annoying sluggishness towards the end (the higher the ground the player is on, the worse the framerate The trailer isnt all truthful - the majority of the game for me was cutting and smashing trees, walls,

 
 
Flegma

Ive long ago deleted my reviewish blog on Another Code R, but in case someone cares, heres DR: 17h long, few puzzles, last (third) act felt like it was from another game, too many Wiimote gestures (not Zack&Wiki -level,

 
 
Exber

#51 Game beaten in 2023 is: Paper Mario Sticker While you can easily beat this game without having to fight many enemies except for bosses, the good ideas were there, just not well A simple (sadly), portable entry in the

 
 
Flegma

Tomb Raider Anniversary Edition looked

 
 
Sir Shenanigans

Its been September 14th for awhile now in Japan, where our baby has been celebrating their 17th birthday If youre reading this, I care, we care, and we can all care for GOD <3

 
 
PhilKenSebben

Current Status:

 
 
Vesalius

Blob coming

 
 
Virtua Kazama

Judgement Six has invaded the main server! Their goal: WORLD DOMINATION AND CHAOS! Lets stop them on tonights session of Virtua Quest!

 
 
Virtua Kazama

Blog coming

 
 
Virtua Kazama

Blog coming

 
 
Exber

#50 Game beaten in 2023 is: Of the few indie titles I grabbed before the stores The games 1 hour of clever puzzles, soothing soundtrack, and I found out about it thanks WiiUs best user score in metacritic (new UI?)

 
 
ScionVyse

And its that time again! I finally finished my video on Dream Team, so I figured Id share it with the Dtoid crowd as well! Check it out if youve got time, its a good one!

 
 
bong264

Average Tuesday Status:

 
 
Vesalius

Nightmare status:

 
 
bong264

Casual Sunday Status:

 
 
Exber

#49 Game beaten in 2023 is: This one came with the used Wii U alongside BOTW and 3D World, and I dont know why I hadent played it Could enjoy it more online but I dont like Short campaign, but a blast to

 
 
Flegma

I never knew what American Tail was about beyond the some mouse going to presumably the USA on a That the game review part couldnt go deeper to the failure here was a bit