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My Kickstarter project

Here's a bit of shamless selfpromotion. I launched a Kickstarter project for an iPad leather envelope case and mustache stand: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/blackheartindustries/leather-envelope-case-and-mustache-stand-for-ipad Pl...

 
 
 
 

the rhyming reviewer: tiny wings

surely now of many blogs mine cannot the worst even though this post i'm making is to be my very first what is needed out of me to make a blog stand out? some way of showing dexterousness and a reviewer's clout destructoid long has been a ...

 
 
 
 

Sorry, dear. I'm still in love with Marathon

I still compare a singular gaming experience to all others after 17 years since it was first released. The Marathon series holds a special place in the hearts of many a Macintosh gamer. I, on the other hand, am an utter fanatic. The gam...

 
 
 
 

My first iPhone game is now live - Cherry Picker iOS

Hey all, I just wanted to announce that my first iPhone game is now live on the app store: Cherry Picker iOS (the name Cherry Picker was already taken). Actually, it's been live for over a month now, but I wanted to get clearance here to ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Don't Touch My Touch!

Almost a week ago my very first "official" MP3 player arrived in the mail. I say "official" because technically my cell phone is a phone that just happens to have an MP3 player built in. I used the MP3 player on my phone, but not very much,...

 
 
 
 

I Was a Teenage Gamer - 007 - 29/12/2010

I Was a Teenage Gamer is the daily journal of an extremely competent young man pursuing his goal of becoming a staff member at his favorite independent gaming blog, Destructoid. Beginning on his 19th birthday, he embarks on the adventure of...

 
 
 
 

iPhone Game Kerplinkus Equals Funtimes

Hello, organisms. Having recently found this neat iPhone-focused gaming blog and realizing it had been 36357324 years since I had bothered to check the iTunes App Store for potential funtimes, I did a bit of browsing and bought snazzy game...

 
 
 
 

Dreamcast VMU gets new life as MP3 player

Spotted this on Engadget this morning. Little bit of a nostalgia twist for a new device. Someone managed to shove the new iPod nano into an old Dreamcast VMU. I have to say the old memory unit never looked better. Now only if they can s...

 
 
 
 

Gaming on the iPhone has me Hooked.

As someone who grew up with technology and always had the latest gaming systems (Ive waited in line during system launches in good ol Wisconsin winter weather) one would think Id be a little more accepting of it. However, Im more akin ...

 
 
 
 

Final Fantasy Tactics IOS - No release today

FFT won't be released today :< We are so sorry for confusing you. The wrong information about the FFT release date is spreading around somehow... It says the release date is to be September 15th but it's completely wrong. The release...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

The best free iPhone games of today

Hi there, I'm Pizza Dude. Do you have an iPhone or an iPod touch? I do. Do you like games? I do. Do you like playing GAMES on your iPhone or iPod touch? I do. Do you want free games on your iPhone or iPod touch? I DO!!! If you've answered ...

 
 
 
 

Gamers Guide to Jailbreak- iPod Touch/iPhone/iPad

As gaming grows on Apple's iDevices (iPhone, iPod Touch, iPad), we might see more and more DToiders picking up these devices. So, for those of you with them, and those of you planning to get one, here's some tips on jailbreaking your iDevic...

 
 
 
 

ihas a new toy!

Yeah, I finally joined the Star Trek generation! I've never had a cell phone (never needed one), so I couldn't do the communicator thing, but with my web addiction I've been eyeing the IPad or an IPod touch (yeah, the maxi-Ipad or the mi...

 
 
 
 

Team Fortress 2 on Mac tomorrow.

Quickie here: FIIIIIIIINNAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLY! From the most recent blog post, Valve is finally releasing TF2 for Macs tomorrow. Hopefully tomorrow isn't in Valve time. It's my most played game on Steam and it's been brutal waiting. Now, ...

 
 
 
 

The Simpsons Arcade iPhone Quick Look

Ahh the Simpsons. The Simpsons games have been a roller coaster ride throughout my life. I believe there are over 25 different Simpsons games, I cant tell them apart any more. This new entry is sort of a remake of the classic arcade ver...

 
 
 
 

How much longer will your iPod last?

Been eyeing the new sucktacular Apple products like the gheyPod touch? What about that new Zune's that have been raising a few eyebrows? Well what is stopping you? Oh I know what it is, you already own an iPod and you don't want to sell it....

 
 
 
 

Sony has a new target for world domination?

Sony is having an uphill battle with fighting Nintendo and Microsoft in this video game war. But who says they have to fight them to win? What if there was another company they could fight and end up winning? Since Sony is a multi-facet com...

 
 
 
 

Screw you Apple and your LAME new iPod Touch

Yeah, I said it! And I am proud and stand by it. I love Apple products ever since I started using them. My 20" iMac has served me well as well as my 30GB iPod Video but when you release this...this GARBAGE, I lose faith in you. For those o...

 
 
 
 

TVersity Coming To An iPhone Near You

TVersity is a media streaming solution Xbox 360,PSP,PS3 and Wii. This allows people to watch videos from their computer on their iphones. The iPhone support is currently limited by a block against streaming video so the video has to be con...

 
 
 
 

Quickposts

Inquisitive Raven

TheYetee is doing a silly April Fools Day thing about the 3DS I like that you can actually buy You know I got the dead eshop guy pin and Gamer Broth energy drink!

 
 
Kerrik52

RE4make was a grand old Every single boss is more engaging (especially the one channeling DMC3 Vergil) and it becomes less of a brainded shooting gallery by the I still need to gestate one which version is better, but I have room for

 
 
RLZ

DIETARY VALUE OF WINE - One Liter of 10° wine is equivalent to, in terms of food {-900 grams of milk -370 grams of bread -585 grams of meat -5 Wine is food, drink National commity of #frenchnutritionfacts #cocorico

 
 
Dreggsao

The internet already has lots of fun with dead in comments

 
 
RLZ
 
 
Seymour

I happened to notice my mini next to my still milkless Rice Crispies Cereal bowl and an alarming percentage of my brain was like:

 
 
Whispering Willow

A screenshot from Bloodborne

 
 
Gajknight
 
 
Chris Moyse

Hey folks, I’ve not been on the fp for a couple of I’m in bed and pretty I hope that the week has been better for you and that you have a nice Make the most of it, and remember I love Send support and I’m sad x

 
 
Lord Spencer

Weekly Update, here are the games I am currently I am going to review those within brackets once completed: - -Fire Emblem: Three Houses (Switch) -Aviary Attorney (Switch) -Death Stranding: DC (PS4/5)

 
 
PhilKenSebben

Current status:

 
 
ThisIsMyBoomstick

I almost thought these were real since they usually do crazy flavours anyway but you know April 1st and

 
 
hester2

Today was my last(ish) day at my favorite job so So excited for what Im moving on to, but man was it First time Ive left a job where I wasnt ready to leave, but the new opportunity was just too damn good to pass on

 
 
Sir Shenanigans

Was told today I “could be a character in John Wick” (compliment?) and I’m like “Yeah, maybe among the

 
 
Neronium

Feel like I should stream something casual tonight but I just dont know what to Ive got Oblivion on the backburner still, and then theres my dont know what to play even though Ive been downsizing my game Wanna

 
 
PLANET P1SS 69

Dinner and a drag/burlesque show with horror-themed ice cream was an excellent night to take a goddamn break from

 
 
taterchimp

Didnt much care for Why did I 100% it? No

 
 
Exber

Gotta admit I wanted to watch this for Taron Egerton alone as hes a great actor, but the movie really holds A video game documentary made into a film with Hollywoods touch? Yes, but a good That Game Boy scene is Wish to see more like this

 
 
mullon

Ive finally binge watched all of Camp Camp but have no one to talk to about the show because its been three years since the last

 
 
Retrofraction

Barbacoa success!

 
 
Fuzunga

Never forget the E3 piss

 
 
Cathedral

A while back, someone on this site posted something that offended me so deeply and personally, I dont know if Ill ever This person said, of all things, that Mac and cheese is A statement so wrong, so foul, it haunts me every

 
 
NeoTurbo

Facts of the day; the best hashbrowns are shredded

 
 
RiffRaff

Current

 
 
Mamekuma

Oh also! I got a puppy! I have never been more tired and my 3 cats hate it for now, but shes a wonderful lady and I cant wait to see her grow

 
 
Mamekuma

Im currently entangled in, like, 3 MMOs, most of which are casual relationships: LOTRO, GW2, and even a bit of But what singleplayer game should be next? Dragons Dogma, Atelier Ryza 1, Yakuza 4-5, FF7R, Mass Effect trilogy, or Diablo II?

 
 
SashaLionHeart

Its glitching!

 
 
dephoenix

Friendly reminder that its already April 1st in

 
 
Dreggsao

When you review a game on the Google play store you sometimes get asked if the game is If a person would ask me that I would give them another try and if they repeat the question I would slap

 
 
SlimeyBearXXL979990

Finally a intresting Sonic game for once and all they had to do was kill Sonic for it!

 
 
Inquisitive Raven

Dont think I mentioned this here, but I recently made a decision: After tomorrow, I will no longer have weekend shifts at I figured itd be better for my physical/mental Ill probably be short of money, so Im gonna draw A WIP:

 
 
SlimeyBearXXL979990

Never heard of this before and not sure exactly what type of game this is maybe a rogue lite like Exit the Gungeon? Still looks maybe neat!

 
 
ScionVyse

Prepping a Pathfinder campaign for some friends, and to get myself motivated to finish it, I decided to write it a theme Its the first original track Ive written with my new Mac! Check it out if youve got a minute!

 
 
Anonymous 20

So, 17 hours into About 2 chapters left to My only issue with this game is the same issue i had with Remake 2 and I miss the I miss the I understand why its gone, but it was so goofy and fun, and part of why it holds

 
 
taterchimp

ZB TRIPLE DOUBLE: Three crispy fried chicken strips, two black pepper-crusted pieces of slab bacon, smoked gouda, Buffalo garlic parmesan sauce + cabbage Give that a big Caitlin Clark has been killing it

 
 
ChronoLynxx

This week flew for me! This weeks TGIF is up over in the Come say hi and let us know how your week Hope everyone has a great weekend!

 
 
dephoenix

Man Im gonna miss I know the big studios will just do their own streams around the same time anyway, but it will never quite be the same, yknow?

 
 
Parismio

Til that Tetris for the CD-I has a really good

 
 
Gajknight

The Drip War isnt thawing; it is bussing with a fr Cheugy isnt sleeping; it is, as always, not @Marzano

 
 
cockaroach

Havent played Elden Ring in almost 2 days! Been picking up Hades and Cuphead, Just beat the funhouse level w/ cars in the latter, and still cant get past Elysium in the One day Ill beat it before Hades 2 releases

 
 
SpikeyWiggedHero

I dont know a whole lot about D&D but I did have a lot of fun watching Honor Among Not overly ambitious but very I also did not expect the visual effects and action scenes to look so good but the the majority of it was

 
 
Clarknovalis

Ah, the I remember when I still was excited for a new Final

 
 
Inquisitive Raven

Its Genshin Direct Day! The Youtube repeat is about to start in a few Primogem codes

 
 
SlimeyBearXXL979990

Got to say April is looking like a mighty good month for indie games with big cool looking indie games being revealed to launch in April for the last 3 days for 3 Might make a list of indie April 2023 games to keep a eye

 
 
Derpunkel

Oh gee nintendo isnt that too much padding for a package that needs to travel TWO FUCKING COUNTRIES?

 
 
Alphadeus

I listen to my music a Listening to the old Songs for Gamers albums makes me sad, because a lot of people Ive lost contact with, or they Im really glad you guys are around still :) Maybe Ill write more music for the community