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At least something good is coming out Chris Pratt's casting


 
 
 

Best of birthdays Mike! I hope you are having a chill evening sipping a chilled beverage of your choice :)

 
 
 

Lord I just made a dumb purchase. I bought a 32X. Only reason why was cause it was cheap, otherwise I'd of never even considered it.

 
 
 

Happy Birthday, Mike! You're the shit, man! <3 <3 <3


 
 
 

The best trailer Nintendo put out today



 
 
 

Oh Shit happy bday Mike!!!!!! May the gods of Goatse bless you with wonder and horrir

 
 
 

Thanks for the business, Seymour. This switch lite will get it's use soon enough, and the grip feels GREAT,way better for longer gaming sessions


 
 
 

Happy Birthday Mike! You're a good dude and I'm glad to have gotten to know you. Hope you had a great day!!


 
 
 

So THAT was the plan all along!


 
 
 

Please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real


 
 
 

What are some lesser known horror movies you enjoy during the Halloween season? A favorite of mine is the absolutely batshit Tourist Trap.


 
 
 

Mario movie was leaked decades ago


 
 
 

Since I couldn't find any images of a shmup I had played (Void Rage) for my quarterly blog, I had to make my own. Ended up spending far too much time on it, rather than having spent valuable time doing literally anything else.


 
 
 

Last day at danger library. They have already replaced me too as they promoted an aide to my position today. More deets in the comments.

 
 
 

My reward for beating XCOM 2 is not to have anything interesting to do in the evenings again.

 
 
 
 

Mike if you’re reading this i am free on thursday night. if you would like to hang out i am free on thursday night when i am free to hang out. i am free to hang out on thursday night so if you want to hang out on thursday night i am free

 
 
 

Happy birthday, Mike. You beautiful anime waifu, you. UwU


 
 
 

Jack Black as Bowser stealing the show from Mario. What a fucking perfect voice casting he was.

 
 
 

Hot Carls for Big Mike. Love ya, baby. Happy Birthday. I'll have one or two for you tonight.

 
 
 

(he says while legally high) I never thought I would see the day.

 
 
 

Envisioning the perfect alternate timeline in my crystalline brain, wherein a ton of adult weirdos who call themselves “fans” successfully bully Nintendo into pulling Pratt off the project and replacing him with Charles Martinet. There is peace here.

 
 
 

$89 for the Steam Deck yeahhhhhh no. Good that they even mention in the video that third party cheaper alternarives work fine for the Steam Deck.



 
 
 

Think about it this way; it's going to be better than the Monster Hunter film.

 
 
 

For the record, this mario movie seems prefectly fine. Anyone expecting "it's a-me" had the wrong expectations.

 
 
 

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