Two thousand and twelve has been a phenomenal year for a lot of things: Getting a politics, doing the stock market on a thing, punching people on your way to best buy. It�s all great and varied and disgusting and human. But one thing this y...

Strap yourselves in boys and fake gamer girls, it�s time for a history lesson. Allow for me to imbue you with the knowledge and origins of the infamous top ten list! At the beginning of time, there were no numbers. People huddled around f...

Remember in middle school? When the teacher would leave the class for all of about fifteen seconds, right after telling every child in the classroom individually by name to behave themselves while they were gone? I do. I also remember th...

I�m gonna kick this little number off by saying the same as what a lot of other people are saying about this game. It�s awesome. I�m going to use other words or phrases to describe it in this discussion like� glitz-jizz, guttural, and a lit...

So I�d just like to start off by saying I�m not writing this to piss anyone off, step on anyone�s toes, or to point any fingers at embarrassing third-nipple-like appendages that readers may or may not have. I�m simply stating a different wa...

Hey there Destructoid denizens! I gave myself my favorite red hoodie FROM REAL LIFE LIKE I WORE ONE TIME IN REAL LIFE GUYS. And I'm doing a spray paint all over your computer screens all whacky like! And get a load of THIS, that's my face ...

It demands prowess, it demands precision, but it demands your attention even more. Sine Mora just came to PC. You�ll know that because I�m finally getting around to talking about it. Created by Grasshopper Manufacture and Digital Realit...

XCom: Enemy Unknown � G.I. Joes without the ridiculous PSAs, or cheesy names up for artistic Review. I�m going to start off by saying I�m not much for strategic games. Alright, I said it, now on to more pertinent things like why I decid...

So. Where do I start? This is my first post obviously, and any man/Jay leno/sentient-brocolli worth his/her salt ALWAYS has the notion to point that out. Isn't that kind of strange? How everyone draws attention to that? People who write nov...