You are a shadowy Fandom Thief, preparing to pull off the videogame heist of the century. After E3, social media will be abuzz with tales of how you mysteriously altered the course of a major player in the games industry. Which major p...
[This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. The views expressed by Destructoid Community members may not reflect what everyone at our company is inhaling.] The last time I saw Shigeru...
My passion for playing hooky stretches began in early childhood, when I realized how much more manageable it made the ceaseless mundanity of everyday life. Both of my parents had full-time day jobs, so taking time away from school was as si...
[Do characters like Yoshi or Bowser have to worry about bills? We don't know how much Bowser's castle costs or the debt associated with it. Who would've thunk that the metropolis Wario bums around during his microgames escapades could feel ...
[Dtoid community blogger DoctorHair shared this... uh... well, he... yeah... just read it. It's goddamn hilarious. --Mr Andy Dixon] Welcome to Fantasy Blunt Scenarios: A new, ongoing original series concerning groups of people I'd like to s...
Thanks to the retail sleuthing of Destructoid's resident lovely boy Jonathan Holmes, the long-rumored SNES Classic Edition is shaping up to be a sure thing. Concrete details at this stage are in short supply (much like the syst...