Everyone has that one friend who never left the hometown and will text you shit like "remember this girl we never talked to in high school, she had 2 kids and looks like this now." No dude I really don't. We mostly ate cheez-itz and played Gears of War

Watched The Last of Us.

#cunday

This is a nice sitdown between Gloomwood dev Dillon Rogers and noclip’s Danny O’irishman.

Saw Avatar 2 a second time last night with two friends who hadn't seen it. One of them drank 5 beers and fell asleep in the first act, the other took edibles and entered a spiritual communion with Eywa. Which way, Western Man?

Great news for my landlord!! The rent is being jacked up by $1000 and the homunculus currently occupying his property will be forced to vacate in time for a dubious renovation process! Super excited to be apart of this bold investment opportunity🙏

That person in your life who is a giant piece of shit you can’t stand? Check in on them. Nurture them. Love them. #Dungletips

To clear up any lingering confusion, Death Stranding is a "rope" style game about delivery. Please factor that into your prior evaluation. Thank you.

I almost never refund Steam games, but every once in a while I download a Switch game only to realize "fuck, shouldn'ta bought that." Nintendo behind the times as usual. But man, I wish someone would suck off or bribe an EU regulator for this already.

Dungleman’s Favos 2022, from memory: Elden Ring. Sniper Elite 5. Stay Out of the House. Rollerdrome. Northern Journey (2021). Ctrl Alt Ego. Cultic. Nightmare of Decay. OlliOlli World. Powerslave Exhumed. Listed by order of mental precedence 🧠

Prolific director found dead in his sleep six days after screening his final picture, which happened to depict a ritualistic sex cult operating in the highest echelons of society. Sounds like it would make a pretty good Hitman level, what do you think?

Had a good time on Steam this year 👍

Lookit the chunky 🥺

Very special GOTY-season shoutout to Sniper Elite 5, the AA Hitman clone with melon popping characteristics. The PvP sniper invasion mechanic really made this game sing.

It has come to my attention that everyone fucking hates me. This is great news. It means I am deep state enemy number 1. Together we can defeat them for the low low price of $5.99 /mo.

“Where does Hideo Kojima get his ideas? In this podcast, we take a deep dive into his brain and shed light onto his creative process…” Kojima: I love Nope. To me, it is more like Yes 👍

3 games to scratch 3 very different itches. OlliOlli World is my #1 at >55 hours, what a sleeper that game is. Nintendo! This is the lowest effort year-end wrap I've seen. Glad to know I'm not the only one phoning it in at work this holiday season.

Here's mine. I basically played nothing but Elden Ring on there, and I cherished every second. Without FromSoft and the enormous mark they have made in the last decade+, the current state of videogames would look a lot less bright.

However bad you are at posting; no matter how insufferable, depressing, needy, and bleak you think your digital footprint might be… the richest man in the world’s will always be worse. I find comfort in that.

Sometimes I forget the console wars are still being waged, but every once in a while I stumble upon our brightest minds out there fighting the good fight. Today it was someone arguing that the term “Xbot” is a slur. Never change, g*mers.

Kojima just said he had Death Stranding 2 written before the pandemic and he rewrote it entirely to avoid predicting any more futures. Legend at the peak of his power.

Three reasons why all you WOKE IDIOTS think my game sucked: 1) it sucked (sorry). 2) nobody wanted to play it on account of how shitty it was (fuck you). 3) I am a spiritually weak, eternally victimized, worthless defeated husk of a man (your fault)

I don’t like to get political on here, but last night I saw a bobo rub his prenis and it made milk and the milk made babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

Day 2 of wanting to play Need for Speed Unbound without spending $70. My frothing desire grows. I can smell the engine sounds in my head. A drop of blood drips down my earlobe as an enigmatic doorway appears. It pulsates.

Can’t wait to play Need for Speed Unbound when it goes into game pass after an arbitrary amount of time has elapsed.