Somebody loves me... thank you secret Santa for the backwards book!

Cursedmas?

Everyone I think this goes without saying, but you are amazing creatures and I must read every single post. You all help us get through some serious boredom and tribulations. I don't upvote or heart enough but I read every post, you are all appreciated.

In a doctor's waiting room and playing Among US, TheBlondeBass was the imposter. Wonder if it's our guy.

I rescued a dog, his owner was homeless. Dog was walking the streets for days, he was at my mechanics all day when I picked up my truck. He's fucking cool, I am very thankful. We named him Hooch, here he is with Zelda. They're twins! (HAPPY THANKSGIVING

Yeah so.. if Jetter (Mars in the Mirror) ever has a random gift contest, it's worth stopping by and saying "hi".. what a BOX!

How the FUCK... does one finish GOW, Pokémon, and Ogre Tactics before the Calisto Protocol? Wrong answers only.

Tried my hand at stand up comedy last night. I only had five minutes on the main stage and I forgot some lines. My audience was 100 years old so my material didn't mesh, but I didn't bomb and had fun so this could be a new way to regularly torture myself.

Eagerly awaiting Destructoid's first negative review for Gotham Knights. Pic somewhat related.

I like schwards.

No power no water, off to work, fuck you hurricane Ian.

I uploaded a video showcasing the damage to my mom's yard, she also just had major surgery yesterday so guess who gets to clean all this up? Good grief! Could be worse, could be in Ft. Meyers. Stay safe FL.

As much as I love my ps5 it is not hurricane friendly. The power going on and off intermittently is making me repair my HDs. Fortunately the Switch is super hurricane friendly, I could probably play it in a hurricane and it would survive.

“Latunski said he normally eats Rocky Mountain oysters and said instead of eating the ones in his freezer, he decided to use the testicles of Kevin Bacon,” Michigan State Police Detective Sargent James Moore testified. Heh, testi fied

No bread just bread winners. Mods don't bane me for the forbidden pink!

Well Los Angeles has been a blast, they sure like to talk about traffic and parking. Time to go back to swamp ass Florida, where everyone talks about the weather and also traffic but for different reasons.

Put about five different mods in my controller.. it now plays dog. Bonus pic of the undercarriage in the comments.

I'm leaving FL to my home town of Venice Beach CA, I haven't been back in ten years. I'm going to see the red woods and all the things I didn't care about as a teenager, or couldn't afford. Any recommendations for cool stuff while I'm there would be dope.

Guardians of the Galaxy is fun, but hearing them bicker 24/7 is mentally exhausting. I need some Mario or Pokemon to level out!

There aren't many cell phone games with out a controller that are captivating. I've been playing the Sorcery series lately because of work. It's like a choose your own RPG adventure, and there's a rewind button. Sorcery 3 is below some bonus pics inside.

Returnal beaten but not done. Finished Act 2 I just need the true ending. I'm trying Dead Cells and the settings are fantastic, you can pick carnivore or vegitarian. Naturally I went with Castlevaniaesque.

But can it play games?

Returnal is the best rouge like I've played in a long time. It's like Risk of Rain meets bullet hell meets Aliens. Most importantly, it feels like the most bad ass origin story for Samus, the tone and map makes it really feel like Metroid Prime.

PSA : Everyone is now Florida.

Everything was going really bad, and now everything is going really good. I would like the pendulum would stop here for me please. (Edit in the comments)