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The last thing you said to your spouse/significant other/best friend is the title of your sex tape. How kinky is it?

 
 
 

Why? Because JAPAN!! *mad cackles*


 
 
 

"It's amazing what great and exciting things people will be doing with PCs in 30 years." - Bill Gates


 
 
 
 
 

Honestly, I thought this was to pay tribute to J.K. Rowling for being a TERF and STILL making bank!


 
 
 

Happy new year, Dtoiders! May 2022 be filled with good fortunes and amazing games!


 
 
 

Theoretically, this is what should have happened when dogboy met catgirl (art by SaDeLionne)


 
 
 

What? No, this meme isn't dead! What are you talking about?


 
 
 

Random Thoughts While Gaming #00000001: what will be the line your Shadow gives you that will finally make you say "You're not me!!" and start the boss fight? No context is needed. In fact, it's even better without.



 
 
 
 

Conjratulations to Jenshin Impact for winninj the Mobile Jame of the Year catejory!



 
 
 
 

Welp, humanity's had a good run. It's been fun, folks!



 
 
 

Welp, humanity's had a good run, folks. Time to bow out gracefully.



 
 
 
 
 

Why yes, my friends DO hate me for saying this! How did you know?


 
 
 

Random Thoughts While Pooping Blasphemy Edition: If Catholics thinks suicide is a cardinal sin and Latinos are all devout Catholics, does that mean Vasquez from "Aliens" is going to hell?



 
 
 

Which dream combination of franchise and devs would make you joygasm? An "Injustice 3" made by Arc System Works would make me change my undies in an instant.

 
 
 

Random Thoughts While Pooping #982312: Can you launch any object with the force and velocity of a bullet, and would they hurt like one when they hit you?

 
 
 

We all know that Michael Bay was the wrong choice for Transformers, but what do you think the right choice would be? I personally believed he would be the perfect director for a live-action "Centurions" movie. His army boner would only make it better.



 
 
 

I get so mad when corporations asks why there's a worker shortage post pandemic. Like, really assholes? You pay them shitty wages, you rob them of benefits, and every time they try to unionize you bully them into submission. Gee, what a mystery!

 
 
 

Random Thoughts While Pooping Blasphemy Edition: did Jesus poop? If he is divine in the form of a man and he partake in eating food, then he must have pooped, right? And if we can learn so much from owl pellets, imagine what we can learn from God's dookie

 
 


About Ricky Namaraone of us since 8:16 PM on 02.17.2014

Don't mind the burning skull: it's just a flesh wound.

Greetings from Indonesia a.k.a. "You Mean Bali?" Ricky's the name and talking your ears off is my game. My family and friends often get annoyed with my endless ranting of the current state of the video game industry, so hopefully y'all will prove to be a better audience. Gosh I probably shouldn't say that out loud because one of them could be reading this huh? How do you edit these darn things?

Oh yes, my age is starting to show itself, doesn't it? Unlike you whippersnappers I was born when typing actually means typing on a typewriter. So as you can see, sometimes my opinions can get really outdated, and in this day and age of "I Am Offended" it's easy to forget that, you know, old folks like me ain't dead yet. That's why if you happen to disagree and find my opinions not quite matching up to your own worldviews, I apologize beforehand for that.

Now then, on with the show!
 
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