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I hate that title so much because it could have been a punchier, much catchier "The Chronicles of Zorro" instead.


 
 
 

Didn't know Rob Liefeld is doing manga these days.


 
 
 

New game? Take a video game title and turn it into a Light Novel title. You know, long, overly descriptive, but somehow eye-catching, e.g. "Is It Wrong To Pick Up Girls In A Dungeon?", "I Spent 300 Years Killing Slime and Maxed Out My Stats", etc.

 
 
 
 

Are we SERIOUSLY not doing phrasing anymore?! Seriously!?


 
 
 

The irony of YouTube banning channels that plays music at light speed and surgical precision while repeatedly failing to ban a sexbot channel with a literal butt in a thong in the profile picture is not lost on me.

 
 
 

Ah tell yew what: Kansas City is MY kind of town!


 
 
 

You VS That Guy She Told You Not To Worry About:


 
 
 

What is the most messed-up thing to pop into your brain today?

 
 
 

This is a statue of the Virgin Mary in Santa Teresa Gallura in Italy, and uh, hm, yep, that's all I gotta say about that.


 
 
 
 

"Yeah c'mon guys: cut the poor guy some slack!" he says, as he quietly hid his stacks of Ralsei Rule 34 drawings.


 
 
 
 

"THE AT FIELD HAS BEEN BREACHED!!"


 
 
 

What? It's just a piece of fruit! Why don't YOU get your mind out of the gutter!


 
 
 

New game: post "You want hardcore!?" and then follow it with the most milquetoast thing you can think of doing. Example: "You want hardcore!? YOU WANT HARDCORE!? I know all the lyrics to 'Elmo's Song'! That's how hardcore I am!"

 
 
 
 

A hypothetical: if you knew for a fact that your path in life is predetermined, and that no matter what decisions you make you will always end up in the same place, will you still try to be a good person or put on the Douchebag Hat and have some fun?

 
 
 

I googled "who decides the price of goods" and got a straight answer: the law of supply and demand. I googled "who decides the price of video games", and Google basically shrugged and go, "I dunno brah."

 
 
 

New game! Make a cynical synopsis of a classic movie and have everyone guess what it is. Example: "A space movie where nobody listens to the smart woman and then they all die except for the smart woman and her cat." Answer: Alien.

 
 
 

Been reading up on Escape From Naraka promotional materials and the villainess' name felt weird. In Indonesia, we call her "Rangda" or "Leyak", but never "Rangda the Leyak". It's about as weird as "Scarlet the Johansson" or "Mariah the Carey."



 
 
 

One of these things is not like the other/One of these things just doesn't belong/Can you tell which thing is not like the other/By the time I finish this song?


 
 
 

Me: "I don't understand the appeal of hugging pillo-I'LL TAKE TWENTY!!"


 
 
 

Is this too gay, or not gay enough? I can never tell.


 
 
 

"The Internet is a limitless library at your fingertips. It's a great place to start with the acquisition of knowledge." - Brian Eisner, author


 
 


About Ricky Namaraone of us since 8:16 PM on 02.17.2014

Don't mind the burning skull: it's just a flesh wound.

Greetings from Indonesia a.k.a. "You Mean Bali?" Ricky's the name and talking your ears off is my game. My family and friends often get annoyed with my endless ranting of the current state of the video game industry, so hopefully y'all will prove to be a better audience. Gosh I probably shouldn't say that out loud because one of them could be reading this huh? How do you edit these darn things?

Oh yes, my age is starting to show itself, doesn't it? Unlike you whippersnappers I was born when typing actually means typing on a typewriter. So as you can see, sometimes my opinions can get really outdated, and in this day and age of "I Am Offended" it's easy to forget that, you know, old folks like me ain't dead yet. That's why if you happen to disagree and find my opinions not quite matching up to your own worldviews, I apologize beforehand for that.

Now then, on with the show!
 
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