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I'd bitch about circumstances, and life in general, but you know what? I'm breathing. It's raining. Kids good. Can't really bitch. Have a good fucking day.


Went to the zoo the other day. Sad to see they had only one dog there. It was a shitzu. Unrelated #Striptoid


If you're waiting for me to ship some games, I'm sorry af. Been a few weeks. First the flu, then a hernia, and now I've jacked my Achilles tendon. I really shouldn't be moving, but Imma do my best to get all those out by Monday. My apologies.


Big happy birthday to Alphadeus! Thanks for all the years of awesome music, and the occasional jaw at 3am. Hope it's an OK day for yall.


What a fuck awful week. I just want to not be sick anymore. Had to go to er earlier, bc my stomach wouldn't stop cramping super bad. Worst I've ever had. Actually made me cry, and I haven't cried from physical pain in years. Be safe out there.


I had to have this card. Love the character, love the artist, just love all around. Such an awesome design. My two current decks in the comments. How yall doing this season?


*last bump* Finally finished sorting and checking the treasure. Giving yall first crack at em. Details inside.


This ticks many of my boxes. Please be good, please be good...


Just stumbled into this loot crate. Nephew didn't want these, and all are in great fucking condition (so far, only checked a few). Kids don't appreciate the classics.


About PhilKenSebbenone of us since 9:50 PM on 04.21.2009

Formerly known as Miguel Martinez. A total piece of shit, and burning in hell now. He was almost 38 and old, and one of your former Community Managers. He will never be Andy Dixon, but thankfully he will never be Wes either. He probably hates you as well (He's lying about that). He loves the cock though. He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and was on PStoid, led by dudes in pants) and got into development and then fell out of it. He says he enjoys nothing (his fat ass loves tacos though), but his known interests (besides games) are: reading, cooking, dying, hiking, playing with his kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various urine samples, stalking Smurfee, bad MSPaint work, thinking about working out, itching his bare butthole and seeing how long he can go without smelling his finger and Batman. He loves old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze! You can see him all over the net with the same username, but mainly over at The Takeout.

His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days he barely has times for games. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes still though (Spelunky ftw!). The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 10+ years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing, fucking dogs and spreading his AIDS. You could find him lurking mainly in the forums (fucking RIP), or on Communitoid, but yeah. Now he's a simple qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way. Mainly sexual. You ever need help, or an ear to vent to, DM him.

He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need. Or he'll send you some horrific or weird memes. Your choice.

Him Roberto Planktonfied:

Him Turvey-fied:

A fucking Xeno:

His career interview by Nihil

His Community Interview

Phil on Communitoid

Some Low(er) Tier Podcasts

Fapcasts can be found here

Twitch.tv Profile

His theme from the amazing Alphadeus:

Xbox LIVE:PhilK3nS3bb3n
PSN ID:MickGuerrera
Steam ID:hillbillysk8


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