I’m becoming more and more of a ‘functional alcoholic’, and I think it scares me. The DARE kid in me would disapprove.

In my own, special version of Silent Hill, the siren blares, the fog comes in thick, and suddenly, I’m in Allentown.

Well holy crap. HAPPY 31ST BIRTHDAY SEYMOUR!

Playing Sifu, and I had no idea it was essentially a roguelike. Wish I did going into it. Not floored by it so far, but… nonetheless intrigued? It does have an interesting rhythm to it, at least.

Tomorrow.

I bought Skullgirls Vita today. My takeaway: buying Vita games is gonna be hard in the future, if not impossible. Only way I could do it was to buy the PS4 version and let cross-buy work. In lighter news, cross-buy’s still running!

If you had any interest in Monark, that upcoming game from former Shin Megami Tensei devs, I implore you to try out the demo. It looks like a PS2 game, but there’s a lot there that should be intriguing for fans of SMT/Persona.

So, hot take: Rainbow Six: Extraction is fun! I could see its loop getting stale fast, but I’m all for a tough PVE co-op game with Siege characters to spice things up. Also, because I know the Boxman cometh:

Current Status:

Some real mood music for the day.

One of those days.

……….I’m not saying I need a life. BUT

Welp, got my work van stuck in an icy driveway. We were informed recently that’s grounds for immediate termination. Whether they uphold that or not, we’ll see!

Me when Amazon thinks I’m gonna do 136 stops on a snow day:

I decided that my New Year New Me resolution is simply to be more self-aware of my faults and try working on them. Often life becomes so automated it’s tough to realize you’re making mistakes as you’re making them. That cycle must be broken.

I guess if we doing lists, in order, my top 5 are: It Takes Two, Psychonauts 2, F.I.S.T.: Forged in Shadow Torch, Axiom Verge 2, and Guardians of the Galaxy. Special mention to Dodgeball Academia, which only barely got beat out by GOTG.

Happy Birthday to our lord and savior of the flavor, Guy Fieri! Merry Christmas everybody! Or Happy Holidays if that’s your thing.

Fine. DToid, you know what’s good for me better than I do. Tales of Arise: yay or nay? The demo had impressive polish but the gameplay did nothing for me. I’ve heard that gets better when you get the time to actually understand it.

Current Status:

…What the fuck? This movie didn’t have any spiders at all! Bullshit!

Time for spiders. No, no men. Only spiders.

Thought about it, and I’m thinking my system for next-gen gaming will be the Steam Deck. I haven’t ruled out a PS5, so long as Wolverine is exclusive (eyeing where Spider-Man goes), but it’s a PC that plays everything and is portable. I see no downs

Fuck it. I’m thinking I’m back.

Alright. See the number of ads at the bottom? That’s THREE now, instead of the usual two. I’m done. I’m out. Y’all have had literal months to fix this. I’ve said it a lot over the years, but DToid, FIX YOUR SHIT.

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