I never knew that working while you have COVID is a thing. Here I am! I guess!

Y’all need to be informed of the real truth.

I can’t wait for Nintendo to announce GBA games for Switch in their June Direct, and announce Mother 3 for it. People are gonna be PISSED when they find out it’s the untranslated Japanese version.

Current Work Status:

Having a bad day? I have a cure for what ails ya!

Getting the Legend of Zelda Game & Watch is a good excuse to try to beat the original Zeldas. I say try, because the original is unrelenting. On the third dungeon, farthest I’ve ever gotten in the game, but it is thrashing me. It’s the REAL Dark Souls

New haircut. I guess it’s as good a time as any. #selfietoid

Totally related to my prior post, you can’t prove it isn’t:

Fuck it. Can anyone think of any good, free cell phone games? My next aim is The World Ends With You but I’m broke ‘til Friday. All I got at this point is my iPhone. I was reminded that Lumines was on mobile but now it’s gone, which figures.

Looks like Himiko and Mike Martin are acquainted.

A new Front Mission game has been announced. No, you needn’t even ask. It’s for phones. It’s always for phones.

You know the time of the year. Obligatory:

I don’t know what the fuck a Blood Blockade Battlefront is - I just know this has been stuck in my head for weeks. Now it can be stuck in your head too!

Hey, Menashe? Yeah, watch this. Anyway, I’m out. I’ll be back if this disastrous decision gets reversed. I expect I won’t be back.

Man, all I wanna do is Elden the Rings. Work can bite a big boner. Getting home from work and watching my unemployed roomie roll through it isn’t helping.

I do gotta say, as someone that’s never cared about Souls games before: Elden Ring is hitting me just right. The things that irk me with the series still exist, but the better focus on exploring makes for a far better balance. I’m really feeling it!

10 minutes until that Capcom countdown finishes. Street Fighter 6 gooooooooo

I think we all grow up idolizing Kiryu, but as we hit adulthood we realize it’s Majima that had it figured out all along.

You can bring back any one game - as a port, remaster, whatever you want, long as it’s the same game. What do you choose? I already got my answer.

ProTip: hold off on going back to Cyberpunk on PS4. Apparently a widespread ‘the data is corrupted’ issue is going around. I installed the game and downloaded the new patch, twice, before finding out this is just a thing. Don’t make my mistake.

All roads lead to one destination, I guess.

Some motherfuckers are really tempting me lately.

Also, since this would be harder for sober me. I apologize to anyone I may have offended with my actions. Drunk or sober, I think it bothers me when I offend someone. Sober me’s just a stubborn bitch.

I’m becoming more and more of a ‘functional alcoholic’, and I think it scares me. The DARE kid in me would disapprove.

In my own, special version of Silent Hill, the siren blares, the fog comes in thick, and suddenly, I’m in Allentown.