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Time to take one for the team. I will purchase a switch and as soon as I do; Nintendo will announce the Switch Uber Pro Awesome Version.


Moved into a new place and finally had a place to put most of my stuff. I still need to organize a bit and find where the rest of my Star Wars and Halo books went...


Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.


I’m designing a reversible jacket. I’m excited to see how it turns out.


I was looking at myself in the mirror and came to the realization that cremation is my last hope for a smoking body.


What do you call a sheep falling down a hill? A lambslide.


My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."


I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.


eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.


Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. You can't tell me that's just a coincidence!


I'm gonna try a thing. I'm gonna nominate someone and say a nice thing or two about them. That person has to then do the same and so on I nominate Frosty. He's a kind generous soul and I'm glad to have met him both here and IRL. #PositivityForward


I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.


My ceiling isn’t the best, but it’s up there.


Happy birthday, lettuce turnip the beet!


I hate sleeping weirdly. It's a real pain in the neck.


How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.


Strating Cyberpukn 2077 in a baes ps4 today atfer finally dowlnaoding teh limek 45 GB updtaes. Juts I remember smoe people in reviews gonig nuts that hey doing convesrations adn selecting to tlak to people is so seemless and better thne usula pressa.Waht?


I meant to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.


Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’ll be a mile away, and you’ll have their shoes.


Three guys are on a boat with four cigarettes, but with nothing to light them with. So they throw one overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter


I was feeling depressed, so a friend put her hand on my shoulder and said Earth. It meant the world to me.


I’d like to cut back on the Thanksgiving leftovers, but I can’t quit cold turkey.


6:30 is the best time on the clock. Hands down.


About Gus TT Showbizone of us since 10:54 AM on 05.23.2013

A purveyor of puns to those with a discerning taste.

My birthday is April 28th.

Does anybody really read this?