What is the worst and/or most dangerous day job for an NPC in a video game? For example, a roof top guard in Assassin's Creed. Incredibly boring and pointless, and high chance of being stabbed and yanked off the roof.

The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked and then there will be cake.

Just saw 65. If you want a good movie with some scary dinosaurs, go see it.

Can we get a new Mirror's Edge already please?

The answer is Star Trek (2009). Anyone who says otherwise hasn't seen that film.

Today is a a Creator Day on itch.io, meaning that itch doesn't take a cut of any purchases you make. If you have some games you'd recommend on itch, put them in the comments here for people to check out!

Just watched Upgrade. That's a hell of a cyberpunk film. If you can stomach the blood and gore, I'd recommend it.

If you like Avatar: The Last Airbender and enjoy fantasy novels, you should give these a read. They're page turners, both.

Jet fuel can't melt morning wood! #neverforeskin

Any of you have a Lovesac Sactional? Would you recommend it?

I wrote my first blog in ages. In short, this will be a series of short-form science fiction writing. It will be play reports of a tabletop roleplaying game that I'm playing Solo. Click to check out.

Ya know how people throw a bouquet at weddings to find out who's next? I want someone to throw a bouquet at my funeral.

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There's going to be a stop motion Pokémon series. That's a neat idea.

The lack of autosave in Metroid Prime Remastered is a huge problem. Just lost half an hour of progress because I couldn't find a save station. I'm astonished autosave wasn't added for this release.

I try not to assume your sexual orientation. Sure, you don't have bitches. But maybe you don't want them. Maybe you'd prefer beeotches, or biznatchs, or B words, or maybe even just witches. Who can say?

The Brits are asleep. Quick! Post pictures of Biscuits and Gravy!

Do you think Samus ever tires of losing her upgrades once a week?

We're back??? Quick! Everybody walk the dinosaur before the mods realize we're online again.

Ban me. I don't care. I love Stacy's Mom. I don't care that she tried to seduce a 15 year old that she hired to mow her lawn. Since Stacy's Dad walked out, her Mom could use a guy like me. I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's Mom!

Powered through Soul Hackers 2 using the infinite EXP DLC. I'm glad I finished it, but I don't think I'll ever revisit it. If you can get it in a good sale, might eb worth it. Can't recommend the DLC though.

I'm about 25 hours into Soul Hackers 2 and I'm not sure I can keep going with it. It's... not great. Not terrible! But definitely not great. If P5R is an A+, this is like a C. Maybe I'll turn on infinite EXP and burn through it.

TIL that if you open up a copy of Mickey Mousecapade for NES, you'll find a tiny hidden Mickey on the board.

So this a thing apparently

Want to play a game in Hogwarts but you don't want to give JKR your money? Boy do I have a thing for you. Time for another mini review of a tabletop roleplaying game. In the comments. #ttrpgquicklook BUMP