Drunk. Fill in the blanks yourself.

Alright, weekend time! I know what I’m doing tomorrow: getting drunk and playing TMNT like I’m 8 again. An 8 year old with alcohol. Gonna be good times.

A KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE VIDEO GAME. A KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE VIDEO GAME!

The Sega Genesis Mini 2 game list has been outed. Crusader of Centy, Night Trap and Sewer Shark are good nabs, but the lack of Snatcher and Lunar is probably a deal breaker. EA added a single game and that’s Desert Strike. They had one job!

I am become alcohol, destroyer of livers

I beat Bayonetta 2 last night and wow. It makes the original look downright feeble. Definitely the best game of 2014. Hell, probably the best game I’ve played this year.

After a decade of having it on my bucket list, I finally beat Bayonetta! It was alright! Environmental design was kinda bland, the game could get repetitive, and the (scarce) QTEs are awful, but some of the bosses are fun, and Bayo herself is a hoot.

Square-Enix has finally announced its NFT initiative, and is using Final Fantasy VII, of all the fucking things, to sell it. (BUMPing in case anyone missed the news that would be interested to know)

More Sega Mega Drive Mini 2 games announced. Japanese list includes both Lunar games and Final Fight CD. The US version better fuckin’ have them! Then all I need is Snatcher and this baby’s gold. Link in comments.

I’m almost finished with half of the Resident Evil Netflix series. My advice for others? Don’t. And bring alcohol if you have no choice. I’m watching with my mother, so stopping isn’t an option.

Am drunk. Is drunk. Drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk booze drunk

Open world real life.

Two more hours.

They announced a Sega Mega Drive Mini 2 with Mega CD games. They announced 11 games. Snatcher and Lunar were zero of them.

Fly away now, fly away now, fly away

I never knew that working while you have COVID is a thing. Here I am! I guess!

Y’all need to be informed of the real truth.

I can’t wait for Nintendo to announce GBA games for Switch in their June Direct, and announce Mother 3 for it. People are gonna be PISSED when they find out it’s the untranslated Japanese version.

Current Work Status:

Having a bad day? I have a cure for what ails ya!

Getting the Legend of Zelda Game & Watch is a good excuse to try to beat the original Zeldas. I say try, because the original is unrelenting. On the third dungeon, farthest I’ve ever gotten in the game, but it is thrashing me. It’s the REAL Dark Souls

New haircut. I guess it’s as good a time as any. #selfietoid

Totally related to my prior post, you can’t prove it isn’t:

Fuck it. Can anyone think of any good, free cell phone games? My next aim is The World Ends With You but I’m broke ‘til Friday. All I got at this point is my iPhone. I was reminded that Lumines was on mobile but now it’s gone, which figures.

Looks like Himiko and Mike Martin are acquainted.