If Qtoid loves Elden Ring so much why don't you marry it?

There has to be a way to make a good, non-Frankenstein movie about Victoria era graverobbing for medical cadavers.

Boy that last season of Fringe was...different.

Should I buy the first three Dead or Alive games, since they're on sale?

I can't prove it, but I'm pretty sure Moistcr1tikal and 39daph are the same person.

I watched the finale to Legend of Korra for the first time since 2014. Current status:

I think I'm done with Hades. It seems like all that's left is grinding for cosmetic items.

Acknowledge my mixology accomplishments so I don't feel like I completely wasted my time, please.

The internet is telling me I should play Prey if I want a new immersive sim, even though I never heard anyone say anything impressive about Prey before.

I have deleted my credit card information from Steam in an effort to stop myself from wasting money on kneejerk purchases of games I lose interest in after a minute.

I wonder who would win in a four way fistfight between Dr. Strange, Dr. Strangelove, Dr. Questlove, and Dr. Quest.

Holy shit, Amphibia is ending tomorrow.

I beat and saw the credits for Hades! Hot damn that was one of the most satisfying endings I've experienced in a video game in recent memory.

Every day, you're Safer with Google. Every day, you're only Safer with Google. Every day, you're only Safe with Google. To day, you're Safe with Google.

The only way to get an earworm out is to pass it along to someone else.

I wonder if there is a way to combine pizza with chicken tikki masala.

I was trying to figure out who is the best mom in video games and the best I could come up with is Mad Moxxi from Borderlands, whom I guess is a decent candidate.

I quit my allegedly-but-not-really temp job! Technically I gave my two weeks notice two weeks ago but today was my last day. I'm unemployed again!

I'm bored! Should I take a risk and buy Citizen Sleeper even though it just came out?

In light of the Square-Enix news I thought we should look back on one of their recent successes.

Hey! Hey, fuck these guys.

I've done everything I can in Planet Crafter unless I want to do a lot of tedious grinding, and I still haven't beaten it yet. That's what I get for playing through an early access game.

Dear Destructoid: If I see an ad for Piers Morgan on your website on my phone again we're going to have serious problems.

Qtoid:

I wanted to agree with YMS on his Lion King video but he just nitpicked so damn much that I couldn't stand it.