I miss Amphibia and Owl House.

Why do I keep trying to beat Hitman III's Freelancer mode? It's like deciding every weekend to bash my head against the wall.

The fact that the ending to Tears of the Kingdom even warrants an article makes me nervous.

The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel is over and I'm worried there will never be a comedy as detailed and clever and period piece fun and densely packed with dialogue as it was ever again.

I am not leaving this three-day weekend until I have completed one campaign in Hitman III Freelancer Mode.

I just want one Hylian to acknowledge this isn't the first time Hyrule Castle has turned into an ominous death zone spewing toxic goop everywhere. That's not too much to ask.

What internet browsers do y'all use? I use Chrome but I've been wondering if I should switch to a different one.

I have complete "The Case of the Golden Idol" and the DLC without hints. I am the greatest detective ever.

I guess I should get ready for Tears of the Kingdom, but I'm kinda in the zone of Hitman III's freelancer mode, so I'm stuck.

Lousy company wifi blocking me from talking to all my friends and lovers on Destructoid while at work.

It seems I'm sliding back into Minecraft. Maybe I'll finally finish that castle I started, assuming I can level these hills before I get bored.

Rejoice, for a new season of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is coming.

Lousy movie theaters keeping me from streaming new movies at home.

I want to like Hitman's Freelancer mode, but it requires a guaranteed hour of uninterrupted playtime.

What happened to the Wakfu franchise? Last decade it looked like it was trying to become a juggernaut, but instead it fizzled out. Was it all because of the declining quality of the cartoon?

I've started watching Youtubers play New Vegas for the first time and passing Moral Judgement on them based on how they handle their first encounter with Nipton.

Signalis didn't really click with me. And Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1+2 didn't really click with me. And Rain World didn't really click with me.

Replaying Lonesome Road reminded me why people like Chris Avellone shouldn't be given a platform to voice their unfiltered opinions. I was happy to reduce Ulysses to ash, but I wanted a good way to explain why everything the straw man says is idiotic.

Do people actually buy tools or do they just inherit them from family members?

I have to admit, playing Metroid Prime on a portable console is pretty cool.

I think I've been mixing up Jeremy Irons and Michael Ironside for years.

If Jesus was a vampire how did he survive on the cross for several days in the sun?

It's taken a while, but I'm all caught up on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Now I can finally hang out with all the cool kids who watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Why does everyone have an uncle Frank?

My favorite April Fools Day tradition uploaded.