Hello Games, it is officially "Summer 2022". The gamers keep asking, "Where's No Man's Sky on Switch?" "When are you releasing No Man's Sky on Switch?" "Why aren't you selling No Man's Sky on Switch now?" And so on. So please, No Man's Sky on Switch.

Something we may have to come to terms with: there's a non-zero chance the 4ft snake ate DeadMoon.

I don't know what the gen 1 designers had against big, fluffy tails. It's upsetting thinking about what we could have had.

Happiest of birthdays Jason & Occams! I hope your cakes are delicious and you have great times celebrating 🥳🎂

"Hi guys, did you see that Si-"

Happy sweet sixteen, Destructoid! And happy birthday to the irreplaceable, force of nature himself, Niero! 🥳🎂🍾 I wrote some extended thoughts that way ->

Happy birthday, Niero & Destructoid!

Don't believe Jetter Mars' lies, it's not just any ol' Tuesday to him. Happy birthday JM, Limo & Vxxy!

Friday test is over. Next up on Saturday, February 19 3:00 a.m. – 3:45 a.m. PST....11:00 a.m. – 11:45 a.m. PST....7:00 p.m. – 7:45 p.m. PST ///// Sunday, February 20 3:00 a.m. – 3:45 a.m. PST

We as a society haven't given the people who defended MK8's battle mode enough shit. The daycare level in ZombiU was probably my singular favourite experience. Also the Pro controller was godly, I need to figure out how to use it on other devices.

Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Wordle #199

#Truthtoid enjoy the celebrations tonight, whether it's ringing in a new year of Soulbow's life or whatever else you have planned for this random Friday in December.

Time flies while you're having fun!

These games really did bring me a ton of joy. The sense of adventure in NMS and Black Flag, the meandering colourful story of Y0, pure addictive adrenaline of OnRush, the arena action of H5. Great times.

#PokemonGo #PSA: you only have two days left to remove Frustration from your shadow Pokemon using a Charged TM.

Happy birthday Flanx! I hope you had a great one and have a much better year ahead! 🥳🎂

Happy birthdays, Cloudman Sam & Deadmoon! I hope your cakes were tasty and fun was had celebrating 🥳🎂

Chris and DeScruff, you both have warm, beautiful souls. Keep shining on! Happy birthdays and enjoy some tasty bday treats!

#toidtoid

Have a pleasant birthday, Charlton. You're an inspiration to all us mere mortals.

#facts

Me waiting for Moyse or Marzano to post the article.

The Council demands sacrifices be made. Literally this time.

The day is upon us! Death to Marios!

That feeling in Halo when you're trying to get unstuck again after letting the computer drive. It hasn't worked out once like you hoped in the last two decades, but still you foolishly jump on the turret. What is wrong with you? Why are you like this?