If I’d known it was national maid day I woulda dressed up for y’all. Maybe next year…
I just bought a complete stranger a bottle of juice because she couldn’t afford to pay for both milk *and* juice for her kids. Her card was declined… This sounds like I’m going for a medal/clout, but honestly I’m just really mad at the country.
Just a quick note to say hope yall having a good week x
My house move is going uber-slowly cos I hurt my back (ironically not while moving) but I rarely get time off so I gotta use the time wisely. Hope that you’re doing ok and having a good week so far x
You're one of the best friends I've never met. I don't know where I'd be without you. Happy Birthday Occams, I love you. I love you like I love the now-defunct Beetlejuice Graveyard Revue show from Universal Studios.