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"Nipping this in the bud immediately. A reminder that using duplicate accounts at Destructoid is against the T&Cs, as is circumventing site bans with alt names/identities. Our tireless community team was not born yesterday. Do not treat them as such.


Time to start decorating. Break out the classics…


Not me getting real-life social anxiety sitting alone in the DNF Duel lobby


Hap happy birthday to two community favorites, Frosty and Ninj! Hope you have a great weekend and a very happy year ahead, all the best! X


Hope you all have a great weekend, whatever it is you’re getting up to. I’m currently experiencing a bit of Shrodingers Covid (have I / haven’t I?). But hopefully the wkend will bring us all some rest, good health, and happiness. Love you x


Proper poorly, friends :( Almost bedridden. Oh, and Also, the UK government has entirely collapsed but the PM has lost his mind and won’t leave office. Hope you have a fine Thursday.


This weekend I hit five full years as Destructoid staff. That's 5 years, 8000 articles, 200 grey hairs, and 0 endorphins. It's not been perfect, but I've always done my best. You know who I do it for. So thanks for everything.


Thanks for all the pets every weekend <3


I'm very tired, and I'mma keep this incredibly simple. Have a great holiday weekend. Promise me you'll do something cool for yourself and for someone else. Get some rest, have some fun, and thanks for being part of this here community. Love you x


My review for DNF Duel is done. Please keep an eye out for it in the AM, I went a bit long but it’s fine because no one reads the text anyway. Thanks for the support y’all x (EDIT: It's live)


A legitimate graph in The Times today, read it closely. It's getting this bad now, world governments and their media cronies not even hiding the smoke and mirrors.


This is still the best thing Tom Hanks has done.


I ain’t feeling super cheery right now. Rough week ending worse. I hope that you’re all able to rest, find some jou, and enjoy the weekend. Wish we could hang out for drinks and gaming. But be sure to look after yoself and do things you love x


Reminds me of some people I know...


Signed up for a tourney this coming August. Will be my first offline event since 2020, (whether I actually show up or not is another matter). Regardless I got back on Juri Duty.


Horrendous night. Palpitations, night terrors, brain zaps, stomach ache, the works. Barely functioning today, so please wind my key if I simply stop operating.


Can't believe I missed the bday of one of Dtoid's most loyal and loved supporters. Hope that you had an awesome day Patrick, and that this is a really great year for you <3 What did you want for your birthday? And don't say breast implants again.


It's roasting here, (by UK standards) so I'm officially declaring Shorts Season open. Burn your trousers/pants.Have this picture that totally fucking nails my introvert/extrovert inner turmoil with the simplest of body language.


Lordy, what a week. Still, the weekend beckons, and I hope that we all have a restful and/or happy one. I want you to be kind to yourself, because I'm not there to do it for you, capiche? Have a gr8 one. Thanks for swinging on the good ship Destructoid x


My review for TMNT: Shredder's Revenge is up on the front page if y'all wanna take a look at some point.


The weird thing about the U-Haul arrest is that the rioters look like they would've turned up to the Pride march and got the shit kicked out of them. They clearly assumed they'd win os "Queer people can't fight". But they'd likely been crazy outnumbered


Hope y’all having a fine Saturday, pallies. Here’s a picture of yer boy in color for a change. Rock the rest of your weekend <3


'They Call Her One Eye... Then ran for their lives'


Hey folks, I and the crew have a big weekend ahead of us... The beat goes on, after all. But I hope that you are able to find some time for rest, relaxation, and a rad game or two. So much news. Guile's eyebrows. Have a good weekend, love you x


About Chris Moyseone of us since 4:22 AM on 06.18.2010

Chris has been playing video games since video games began... still terrible at them. Former Saturday Night Slam Master, rambles nostalgically like Abe Simpson. I ain't here to fight, so let's not waste our time.

Mind like an encyclopedia.
Face like a phonebook.

"My pen shall heal, not hurt.”
L.M. Montgomery