It's not just me right? Those robot dogs in the Battlefield 2042 beta are fucking scary.

OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW. AM I ON COKE? NO. IT'S JUST THAT METROID DREAD COMES OUT TONIGHT. IM RIDING LIFE'S DICK RIGHT NOW. #OVERREACTION #SQUAD GOALS

The things I've seen in these Metroid Dread leaks are making the next 3 days very difficult.

Cannot believe the new Venom movie has a scene where Venom goes to a rave after a big break up, gets super fucked up and gives a speech about how he's out of the closet and we should accept LGBT folks for who they are. While wearing glow stick necklaces.

SETH ROGAN AS MONKHE

Me: playing Deathloop while reading all the comments complaining about the 10/10 scores because of mediocre AI and black protagonists. Also me: playing one of the best most creative AAA games this year that isn't afraid to be comedic and vulgar.

Yo am I crazy? I liked the Black Ops Cold War campaign but I thought the multiplayer was mostly meh. But the COD Vanguard beta has me hooked more than any COD multiplayer in a while.

Ok so the new Deltarune confirms there will be 7 chapters. TOBY IT'S TAKEN 6 YEARS FOR 2 CHAPTERS. YOU GONNA RELEASE THE WHOLE GAME IN 2036 MY BOY?!

It must be destiny that my shift ends at the same time Deltarune Chapter 2 comes out. Just 20 more minutes. Really hope there's a city like the one they teased as a sprite. Who's playing tonight?

Look guys I'm sorry but I fucking loved Malignant. One of my favorites movies of the year up there with Roadrunner, The Green Knight, and Eva 3.0 + 1.0. It's so rare to get a horror movie like that with that budget and craft. made me so happy.

Look guys I'm sorry but I fucking loved Malignant. One of my favorites movies of the year up there with Roadrunner, The Green Knight, and Eva 3.0 + 1.0. It's so rare to get a horror movie like that with that budget and craft. made me so happy.

The truth about our society.

Welp. Today I got a sweet Software Engineer job and Psychonauts 2. Two things I've waited several years for. I guess life's ok right? Seriously though Psychonauts 2 is maybe the best game Double Fine's put out so far. Wowza!

It's very hard for me to believe that Psychonauts 2 is a real game coming out this week. NMH3, Metroid Dread and this all within months of each other? Madness I tell you. Can't wait to follow Raz down the mental rabbit hole one more time.

Sharing dick pics in the comments (edit: wow your dicks are great!)

So I just played Mario Golf with somebody. We were playing against Charging Chuck as an AI. Dude messed up a shot once so his next shot he randomly turned towards a wall and hit the ball (in anger?). Next shot was a hole in one. Funniest thing we've seen.

Y'all motherfuckers ready for the new End of Evangelion this Friday? Bout to pop off with hype. Gonna rewatch all the movies this week. Don't have time to run through the series again tho.

What game do you have the most playtime in? I'm fairly sure mine is Super Smash Bros Melee. As far as modern titles go I think I have around 1000 hours in Apex Legends.

Oh my god No More Heroes III looks so jank I love it. It's like I'm back on the Wii over a decade ago. (No sarcasm)

The Song of the Hero quest in Skyward Sword feels like it should be side quest content. Surprising how recycled the last 3rd of the game feels.

I'm going to talk about all the cancelled Metroid games I could find in my eventual blog series, but I wanted to give a shout out to the unused villain of the original Metroid Prime 2, an insane AI with multiple personalities. Would love see it in a game!

Can anyone hook me up with a good contractor for some concrete work? Preferably in Chicago.

Skyward Sword is the horniest Zelda game.

Heya. I haven't posted at all these past couple weeks. I'm doing ok! I've been playing Skyward Sword HD all day and having a much better time with it than my last playthrough. People's thoughts so far?

Just wanted to say thank you so much for all the love and support you guys are giving me. This is the hardest thing I've had to do since quitting my drug addictions years ago. And you're making it easier. Love ya guys.