jumpscare

You like Huey Lewis in the news?

no further comment your honor

Feel like some of you guys would like this.

Love & Thunder was... fun. It wasn't great by any means but I thought it was decently enjoyable. Caught a late-night outdoor showing which is probably the way it's ideally experienced honestly.

I had a nightmare that Ethan Hawke was my dad who was also a serial killer trying to force me to follow in his serial-killing footsteps. what. the fuck.

Standing Here

squig games

All For Juan.

you wa shock

A massive RIP to Billy Kametz, aka Josuke Higashikata. I have his signature thanks to having met him at a con very recently... incredibly kind man.

grills on film

where vega

So uh, Sonic Frontiers looks to me like they cut out the middleman and admitted it sucked in the gameplay demo. Nearly fell asleep watching.

Had VERY mixed feelings on Multiverse of Madness overall, but holy hell was it cool to see stuff onscreen that felt like it had real imagination. Definitely not my fave of Marvel Phase 4 though, that's EASILY Shang-Chi.

fuck everything today, christ.

Segata Sanshiro vs Pepsiman. Who wins

Reject humanity, become All Might

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave mariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

An HBD to our man Occams!

is that hideki kamiya HE'S GOT A GUN

I've heard rumors there are... GAMERS here.

Happy Easter, may your eggs be delicious and your Christ undercooked.

My third Riddle, Batman. Why is it called "Destructoid" if it's a gaming site? It has nothing to do with destroying androids, hemorrhoids, or humanoids! Answer me, Batman!

Now, Batman! My next Riddle! Why can I not buy GANYU in GENSHIN IMPACT? Why is there a GACHA system in this game, Batman? Help me get Ganyu, Batman!