I think the worst thing about Final Fantasy VII Remake is that I'll fight three dudes, and then ten dudes will show up and I'll be like, "I can take them," but Cloud and his posse are like, "We're trapped!" And the game won't let me play for five minutes.
I motion that we begin pronouncing gyro aiming like the food. From now on, pronounce the option like "year-oh" aiming.
Some music to work to.
Hot take: the Metal Max series is better than Fallout. To illustrate this, here's my review of Metal Max 2: Reloaded. Really, it's just a barely-concealed love letter.
I wonder how Diane from Beef Head Video is doing these days...
I just met you,
And this is craaazy,
But I'm so hungry.
Please, feed me gravy.
Was Wolfenstein: The Old Blood the first game I (re)finished in 2023? I can't remember, so it's nice to see my memory fog followed me into the new year.
I set up one of those Ko-Fi things here. I'm not going to push it, but if you like what I do but would prefer that I do it with, like, a gyro or shawarma wrap in my hand, then this is where you can make it happen.
Well, another solid calendar year of writing for Destructoid is coming to an end. I managed to avoid self-destructing... Uh, you know what, that's enough of an accomplishment. Awesome job, me. Do that again next year.
I finished Cyberpunk 2077. You probably already have an opinion about it and don't need mine, but if you want it anyway, here it is.
I've been an ardent fan of the Castlevania series for over a decade now, but I've just completed Rondo of Blood for the first time. With Richter. And somehow I defeated Dracula on my first attempt. Not my favorite in the series, but is great in many ways.