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They don't make 'em like they used to


 
 
 

Apparently Ninja Gaiden and DoA are being rebooted.

 
 
 

I have terrible news. Deviljho doesn't, and has never, ate it's own severed tail. It's all lie.

 
 
 

Okay, without sounding weird - is it like pretty much the norm that America doesn't tidy up after disasters? Be it hurricanes or trainwrecks, the destruction just seems to be left where it is.

 
 
 

Capcom - stop doing paid DLC weapons. You're being a lil shit.

 
 
 

I'm at work so someone give me the Monster Hunter news when it lands.

 
 
 

I've spent the last few days rewatching all 4 Toy Story films. Thoughts/truths in the comments.

 
 
 

Heads up: God of War needs to download like 30gb before you can jump in...

 
 
 

I think when Buzz looks at Jessie in Toy Story 3 as they head towards the fire pit is probably the saddest moment in cinema history. I cry every time and I know the toys are saved...

 
 
 

The original Guitar Hero had a pretty damn steller track list.

 
 
 

Riding into the big day with the classic that is, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

 
 
 

I can finally comment on the FP again! Hurray! Though someone beat me to it (by 3 days) to say calling an enchanced version of R-Type Final 2 'R-Type Final 3: Evolved' is stupid.

 
 
 

Sonic Prime has covered up bat tatties. 0/10. Truly the darkest timeline.

 
 
 

Looks like the first Bayonetta reviews are coming out. Eurogamer has their's up.

 
 
 

So, what have I learnt today? Taiko: Drum Master is knackering, Battletoads really needs the G of RGB, Missle Command has probably the nicest trackballs ever and Pac-Man Battle Royale is always a good time.

 
 
 

Off to a big ass arcade bois - whoop whoop

 
 
 

IT'S HAPPENING


 
 
 

Im-a coming Peach


 
 
 

Hazelnut Hex has to be one of the nicest random games I come across in a very long time. Quality shmup



 
 
 

Think about it this way; it's going to be better than the Monster Hunter film.

 
 
 

It's interesting how for Mario's voice Chris Pratt was just Chris Pratt.

 
 
 

Mid-episode Rings of Power thoughts in the comments (spoilers)

 
 
 

Wolverine is back baby (aka the Deadpool 3 announcement).

 
 
 

Splatoon 3 needs to start asking more important questions. "Would you bring fun?" bore off ya git. "Is a Hot Dog a sandwich?" "Should pineapple go on pizza?" "What Is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?"

 
 
 

Hear me of writers of reviews on Dtoid, I humbly ask, to bring into question, if a Monkey Island review be on the horizon or if my trust must be placed in the words of others less wise?

 
 


About Goemarone of us since 12:05 AM on 06.27.2017

I started as a massive Nintendo fan. I had a SNES before, but it was really the N64 I got on my 10th birthday that really got me into gaming. I stuck with Nintendo pretty much exclusively until the DS rolled out and I played NSMB - man I hated that game. It looked awful, sounded awful and was so easy it was hardly worth paying attention to what you were doing.

The PSP and Monster Hunter stole away hundreds of hours of life and that's when I really started to look at Sony. I had missed great games like Okami, God of War (it was cool at the time), Gradius V and Metal Gear Solid

With the promise of Metal Gear Solid and Monster Hunter on the PS3 I snagged one as soon as I was able. In the long wait (and Monster Hunter jumping to Nintendo...) I picked up Uncharted. My god, what a game! And more followed - Uncharted 2 was excellent, Catherine, Rayman Origins, The Last of Us - man the PS3 was amazing. Yes I still played the 'essential' Nintendo titles (and spent hours on my 3DS when Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate landed - and 100s more on Generations) but the PlayStation had become my main shabang for modern gaming.

I'm also a huge retro fan. Having loved the games I played as a kid, and discovering the earlier titles in franchises I loved - but it was really when I got into sprite ripping and the world of emulation that I truly discovered all there was out there on offer.

Top 10 Games:

Metal Slug X
DoDonPachi
Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate
Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
Frogs and Flies
Catherine
Doom (2016)
Okami
Mother 3
Day of the Tentacle
 
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