The only time I pissed myself was when my mom and I were playing The Simpsons arcade game in a movie theatre after watching the live action 101 Dalmatians. We were on a roll (she was an OG on Ms. Pacman and the like- she had skills); unfortunately (cont.)

I had a dream about a lady with a beautiful bottom, but she had an absolutely terrible diet in terms of how it would affect feces production.

To whomever drew my name in the secret Santa scenario... I was intending to go in RAW, but I think I'll throw a few things on the wishlist after I'm done finals. I feel like I've portrayed enough of my personality, but I'll be nice and throw a bone.

Sonic Youth was my number one artist on Spotify; I'm 2 kool 4 skool *puts on shades and smokes cigarette*

Ran into a familiar face at Total Wine.

God would've been 80 today, but he lives forever in the feedback of our minds and the sounds that creep in space between objects and stretch out to infinity.

Shoutout to @GoofierBrute who mentioned the Castlevania Advance Collection being on sale in the eShop. Fuck finals, am I right?

Oh uuuuuhhh Happy Stanksgiving, y'all

Nomura is Michael Jackson and Taro is Prince.

Norco is on sale on Steam. I haven't played it yet, but I'm very interested to see how a game that's based on a town 15 minutes from where I grew up turns out.

My teacher, who is an incredibly rad individual, told me that I would like Omori. Guess I have to bite, now.

This is super vulgar and probably not to many people's taste, but there's never been a better time to post it. Pour one out.

As much as I loved the Green Ranger, I was actually a White Ranger kid. Maybe because it was such a tangible representation of his redemption. RIP JDF.

Lil band at work today, some country swing blues type shit. Lotsa Cash and stuff. I went to check em out when they were setting up and dude let me play his gee-tar (beautiful Tele) and all my co-workers were like, "holy shit Matt's REALLY good." Felt nice

One more in honor of Keith. PiL was John Lydon's "real" band. Their first three albums completely reshaped the way I approached music and guitar. They were absolute shit in the best way possible. Also, Keith founded The Clash with Joe Strummer.

RIP Keith Levene, you horrible, scratchy, noisy ass guitarist. You were quite the influence on me.

In honor of our fallen heroes, I'm drinking a watermelon alcoholic beverage while wearing a Batman shirt.

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Lovely lil thang, really.

Frontiers looks kinda fun. Don't like Sonic's voice AT ALL and the whole thing seems to take itself too seriously, but it looks fun.

Shame Sonic will never go back to music like this. This to me just screams SEGA.

Also forgot that D'angelo's "Voodoo" is a top 5 R&B album. Questlove tight as fuck on that bitch. In videogame news... Bayo 2 (yes, 2) is pretty fucking great.

Forgot just how damn good this song is. Also, Dee and Nigel are the most underrated rhythm section in popular music, imo.

Happy birthday to the lovely people. Stay weird, my friends.

Hot take: while some movies are objectively better made, acted, etc. then others... you like what you like and that is OK.