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So let's say an angel comes before you. It presents a device; it has a single button. The angel tells you every press of the button will cure 10 terminally ill people, but, in exchange, a single sinner will instantly be killed. Would you press the button?

 
 
 

Are you emotionally invested in the cycle of video game hype (previews, presentations, leaks,etc.)? If not -- i.e., you're just reasonably excited for games with little care for all that noise -- why not? If yes, do you enjoy it or is it just a habit?

 
 
 

What pieces of art, be they game, movie, book, song, painting,etc., best represents and/or defines your personality? What is it about them that connects with you on a spiritual/psychological level? List and detail as many or as few as you please.

 
 
 

If you had godly power over creation, time, and space for the next 15 minutes, what would you do? (Yes, you can freeze time and keep the powers in unmoving time indefinitely, if you're into that kinda thing.)

 
 
 

In China there's a labor epidemic of sorts referred to as the 996. It concerns increasing corporate pressures for employees to work 9am-9pm 6 days a week. How many hours do you think make a healthy work/life balance? Is 40/wk still too much?

 
 
 

Review With a Moose | Ghostwire: Tokyo

These Are My Ghost Adventures Do you like Japan? No, not anime. Nor eastern games. And no, JRPGs are not an entirely different thing. I’m talking about actual Japan. The geographical location with history and traditions. The neon...

 
 
 
 

Generally speaking, do your possessions bring you happiness?

 
 
 

I recall hearing that, a long time ago, the proliferation of fiction in literature was rather controversial. Now that we live in a fictionpunk world, do you think those early concerns have been at all validated?

 
 
 

Do you believe in true evil? I'm not talking about mere deadly sins or ill intent, but pure, tangible EVIL. If so, how would you define it? What form/s does it take?

 
 
 

I can't really think of anything on-brand to do with these Q.Posts, so I'm just going to ask the most random questions: What do you think modern capitalism would look like if corporations had to answer to a boardroom of consumers instead of investors?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Review With a Moose | Elden Ring

To Die or Not to Die, That is the Die. Elden Ring. Now that’s a name with weight – palpable gravitas. Sometimes, a game’s reputation far proceeds its release. But Elden Ring’s assumed prestige was something else...

 
 
 


About RoomWithaMooseone of us since 5:57 AM on 03.03.2016

In lieu of a bio with actual sentences (ha, sentences. How quaint), I've made you, dear reader, a list. Why? 'Cause lists are popular. What's the list of? You sure do ask a lot of questions...

30. Samurai Jack
29. Clair De Lune
28. Full Metal Alchemist
27. FLCL
S. "S" is for Shadow of the Colossus
26. Ostriches
25. The Most Extreme
25 (cont.). That green dude that runs past all the animals at the end
24. Starry Night
23. Scary Godmother -- JK... Hookwinked
23, but for real. Wall-E
22. The entire MCU
21. The Irony of Fate (an actually good movie)

All right, let's take a break from the list. Time for the RoomWithaMoose bio interim awards!

Best Line I've Ever Heard:
"It's kind of a really nice day."

Favorite Thing I'm Not Sure I Should Still Like:
Louie

IP Most Deserving of Being Revamped and Subsequently Ruined by Hollywood:
BraveStarr

Song That Makes Me Feel More Than I Think It Should:
Rainbow Connection

Joke That Gets Me Every Time:
"I'm bleeding... making me the victor."

Now, back to the show.

20. The Spock hand sign thing
19. The church scene in Kingsman
18. Saitama v. Boros
17. Gogeta v. Broly
16000. Batman v. Superman
16. Scooby-Doo (the character; the shows are terrible)
15. Scrooge (the movie; the character is terrible)
14. The Simpsons
K. "K" is for Kirby's Epic Yarn
13. Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy
Ω. Kratos
12. Steven Universe
11. Grannys
µ. Mew

I wasn't going to do it again, but I just liked the idea so much. Behold, the second annual awards ceremony!!!

Mega-Hit Franchise I Never Cared About:
Harry Potter

Most Stuck-In-My-Head Slogan or Phrase:
"I'm caca for Cocoa Puffs."

Most Powerful Mary Sue of All Time:
Walker, Texas Ranger

Greatest Surrogate Sitcom Family:
The Alf One... Because of Alf

Greatest Occupation of All Time:
Teenage Mutant Ghostbuster Turtle

Before we get back to the proceedings, I think I need to clarify something. When I ranked "Grannys" at 11, it may have been misconstrued as an affinity for older women. I assure you, I did not mean 'Granny' as in the label for certain people. I was referring to M. domestica × M. sylvestris, more commonly called the granny smith apple. Yeah, that's right you creep -- probably inferring I've some kind of fetish... Now that that's clear, on to the top 10.

10. Seinfeld
9. Ratchet & Clank A Crack in Time
8. Hot Fuzz
7. Everything Everywhere All at Once
6. The Bit. Trip

--I'm sorry, I've still a feeling you've an inkling of suspicion about the whole granny thing. Don't try to deny it. You know what? FINE.

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11. Oranges

Freakin' reader... See what you made me do!

B. "B" is for Battlefront 2 (the good one)
5. Halo Combat Evolved
4. I Can't Decide, So [Insert Mario Game Here]
3. Half-Life 2/ Metroid Prime (this is hard, okay)
B. "B" is for Banjo-Kazooie (What? I did B already? ...Nah)
2. The Legend of Zelda Wind Waker
1. It's Such a Beautiful Day...
A. "A" is for apple. Maybe it's the tart and green type -- I don't know. I can't say, because someone RUINED IT.

Honorable Mention:
O' Fearless Reader -- that's you! I know, I know, I'm very sweet. You might even be more than an HM if it wasn't for your off-putting fixation with "Grannys." Weirdo...