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Huge happy bday to Chris Moyse!!! You are so appreciated and loved. I hope you have a good day, and that some good shit swings your way soon.


I need help with social security. I know what I have to do, but any tips or tricks anyone has (that I didn't already find via google) would be highly appreciated. Deets in comments. For payment, I submit this meme:


Fucking bummed I only had one trick or treater. Fuck you world, and fuck you trunk or treat. Still a decent Halloween tho. Boy had fun with his friends, I had games and soon movies. Back to regular shitposting.


It's Halloweeeeeen bitches!!! Wooooooo! Hope yall have a lovely day, and a spooky night. May you also be fellated by ghosts. Still dreaming of the day myself... damn you Ghostbusters...




Woah. Just got summoned for federal jury duty. I'm fucking stoked. Hope it's a cool case! Woohoo, free lunch and shitty pay! I really am excited tho. Pic unrelated.


I don't think anyone should do the boof (as the kids say), and drink 64oz of egg nog over an hour. But I fucking did. Take that commies.


I'm not even that mad, that he let him back. I'm pissed they pushed this notification to me, despite me having all that shit turned off. Fuck off you fucking orange buffoon, and you too, ya wanna be human.


Careful of what you screenshot. I don't even share mine, and caught a ban. Wtf. I screengrab games only. Appealing this bs.


About PhilKenSebbenone of us since 9:50 PM on 04.21.2009

Formerly known as Miguel Martinez. A total piece of shit, and burning in hell now. He was almost 38 and old, and one of your former Community Managers. He will never be Andy Dixon, but thankfully he will never be Wes either. He probably hates you as well (He's lying about that). He loves the cock though. He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and was on PStoid, led by dudes in pants) and got into development and then fell out of it. He says he enjoys nothing (his fat ass loves tacos though), but his known interests (besides games) are: reading, cooking, dying, hiking, playing with his kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various urine samples, stalking Smurfee, bad MSPaint work, thinking about working out, itching his bare butthole and seeing how long he can go without smelling his finger and Batman. He loves old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze! You can see him all over the net with the same username, but mainly over at The Takeout.

His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days he barely has times for games. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes still though (Spelunky ftw!). The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 10+ years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing, fucking dogs and spreading his AIDS. You could find him lurking mainly in the forums (fucking RIP), or on Communitoid, but yeah. Now he's a simple qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way. Mainly sexual. You ever need help, or an ear to vent to, DM him.

He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need. Or he'll send you some horrific or weird memes. Your choice.

Him Roberto Planktonfied:

Him Turvey-fied:

A fucking Xeno:

His career interview by Nihil

His Community Interview

Phil on Communitoid

Some Low(er) Tier Podcasts

Fapcasts can be found here

Twitch.tv Profile

His theme from the amazing Alphadeus:

Xbox LIVE:PhilK3nS3bb3n
PSN ID:MickGuerrera
Steam ID:hillbillysk8


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