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I know it's too soon to call anything, but has it shocked anyone else that the third largest military in the world invaded a nation still using Soviet-era armaments, and stalled out harder than a Canadian trucker convoy funded by MAGA darkmoney?


Maybe I'm an outlier but I enjoyed The Book of Boba Fett when it was about this little-known character named Boba Fett.


Hey Dtoid, my third book is out. Look at that chonky boi. Look at that absolute unit. You want that. Link in the comments.


Would any of you fine blokes like to take part in an ARC (Advanced Review Copy) read for my upcoming book in the Alex Fossor series? Link in the comments!


My New Years resolution is to continue being me because I am fucking majestic. And you are, too.


If you're an adult actress, good for you, it's not an easy job and you're doing your best. Enjoy the good moments but don't be afraid to stand up against the bad, because you deserve better than someone else's toxicity.


Slept a bit better last night, and while I wasn't there to see dad open his gifts I did hear him laughing with his sister over the phone. After all the months of shit he's put up with at the end of 2021, just hearing his mood lightened is pretty nice.


Dad's back in the hospital for Christmas, and I had a very rough night with back and stomach pains that kept me up. It's not a fun Christmas this year, but I don't feel negative. Just tired, and looking forward to a long night's rest. Merry Christmas.


Sooo... Disqus. I click on you to see my messages. Then I try to close you so I can continue browsing Dtoid. And you take me to a page that says you CAN'T CLOSE. What.


Against all logic, I have completed my latest writing project and am somehow ahead of schedule. What the hell am I supposed to do for the rest of December?


I too ponder Orbs.


My dad's back in the hospital, a bout of pancreatitis has turned into a blood infection. I'm told that's a very bad thing so, I dunno. Wish him well, maybe.


Had blood drawn, and a noncancerous cyst plucked from my neck that looked like a piece of chewed gum. Also I'm on crazy pills. Heckuva day.


Oh wow. Sometimes you have an anxiety attack, and it hits you like a wave. One minute you're mostly okay, the next you're quaking, and everything seems wrong. That's... well, alarming. lol


I just want Mark Hamill to be in all of the things.


Five or six washes later, and I still can't get the stink of fish oil out of my sweatpants, after putting them through the laundry with an Omega 3 capsule in the pocket. I would stitch a giant horse dildo to the crotch if it meant removing this stink.


A buddy of mine is working on some Tetris-inspired games to release on the unsuspecting. As he supported my publishing dreams, I'd love to support his of being a game designer.


Remember when they murdered that peanut mascot, and then brought him back as a baby, and after a few weeks of everyone agreeing how stupid it was, we all just got on with our lives? That was fucking weird.


About TheInternone of us since 3:57 PM on 07.16.2015

TheIntern is a fiction author that writes under the pen-name M.G. Gallows. He lurks on DToid to hang out with the cool people.