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Currently watching a country actively regress before my very eyes and it's just so fucking sad.


Thanks Tony for telling me that this has been released. Time for a trip down the rabbit hole again.


You asked for trouble, we make it double. Joseph. Mary. Jesus who's ears are hairy.


Across the Spider-Verse has been delayed until June 2023. We live in hell.


The more I play Elden Ring the more I realize this quote is apt for every Outer God in the game.


Post workout depression has got me good tonight. Good to see that as always, the "exercise high" remains a myth for me personally. Hope y'all are looking after yourselves.


A noise shook me awake this morning, like a raspy scream of pure joy and ecstasy. it seemed to last for an age. My partner did not hear it herself, but I knew that cry, a pure prolapse of excitement and sexual release. Gaj had seen the KH4 announcement.


For me, it's just because it has a really great sense of exploration with little else going on and not much in the way of engaging combat, enemy design, or interesting characters. Also those load times lasting up to 3 minutes.


Haven't been around for a bit - Been busy and suffering from some body image issues and dysmorphia for the first time in my life so been preoccupied with thay. Still lurking and Elden Ring is still fucking excellent by the way.


Thank you Tony for bringing this to my attention. And no guys, this is not an April Fool's thing... I think I'm gonna buy a copy myself just to give it a look see. Certified Gamer Moment.


Mass (2021). A fucking masterpiece, of just four people in a room talking and healing. Give it a watch, and go in blind. Ann Dowd is a treasure, and Jason Isaacs is revelatory here.


Also, we can't have Bloodborne 2 because Gaj keeps buying copies of Knack & Knack 2, keeping this mediocre franchise alive.


Phil Spencer is a Cool Ranch guy I'm pretty sure.


How dare memes attack me like this... My back does feel sorta stiff though.


Prins sent me this gorgeous artwork she found on twitter, and I just simply adore it. God I fucking love this game and it's community.


So lads - Elden Ring has Illusory Floors. Found my first last night! Better start checking those dungeon floors.


I'm so happy they included Detroit in Elden Ring.


Found out today that the development team behind Elden Ring was made up of mostly the Dark Souls 2 team... Suddenly it makes sense why things are the way they are, especially in relation to what I've heard about the late game.


About TheLimoMakerone of us since 6:59 AM on 03.25.2015

'Sup fools, it's me, ya basic British boy.

Been on Destructoid for five years and counting now, but have been reading for this wholesome site since November 2010.

The community has welcomed me despite being as cynical as one can get, and for that I will always be grateful.
Despite my seemingly hard front, I'm a softie at heart and will always give you the time of day, whether it be on Destructoid, Discord or if I'm fortunate enough to be carried by you in an online game.

Story-driven games are my forte, along with horror games, RPG's and FPS games.
To be honest, I'm someone who will play absolutely anything I can get my hands on; I believe you can find excellent games in the strangest of places.

Also decided to add my Games of the Year from years past, just because I can't really place my thoughts elsewhere:

2010 - Nier

2011 - Portal 2

2012 - Spec-Ops: The Line

2013 - The Last of Us

2014 - Valiant Hearts

2015 - Undertale

2016 - Oxenfree

2017 - Persona 5: The Royal

2018 - Return of the Obra Dinn

2019 - Disco Elysium