So Destructoid is now allowing us to pay 3 bucks a month or 30 bucks a year to support the site, and get awesome ad-free browsing. There are a bunch of other perks listed on the page announcing the new HUGE memberships, but I find what I ...

Hmm what is it like to game with me? I've never really taken the time to analyze what the experience must be like for others. Well, I'd like to think I can be pretty funny and entertaining to talk to while gaming with someone. I've been p...

So very recently I heard that EA bought out Popcap, the maker of bejeweled, peggle, plants vs. zombies, etc. That scares me since EA likes to destroy good developers. EA also recently announced that they are shutting down tons of online ser...

Hmm. When I first heard the Monthly Musing topic a few games I routinely play over and over again flashed through my gamer mind. Civilization 3 (PC), Worms Armageddon (PC), Rez (PS2), Sniper Elite (PS2), Demon�s Souls (PS3), and many oth...

Unreal Tournament 3 I am a console gamer primarily. I do not enjoy PC controls for first person shooters as they cramp up my boney long fingers. So no matter how superior PC mouse and keyboard controls may be for shooters, if they cramp ...

Asscramps Was looking for a picture from that episode where Homer's ass leaves an indentation in the couch cushion. Couldn't find it, so look at this instead. Also, the new google image layout is freaking horrible. It looks like a crappy...

It has been over a month since my last blog. Deal with it. I am normally not one to partake in the mood altering mind boggling effects of alcoholic beverages, but since I am house sitting for my parents for over a week I needed some cheap ...

I have been feeling lazy, so consequently, I have not felt like writing many blogs lately as you may have noticed. I have been getting in a lot of gaming lately though and that is probably why I have not felt like blogging. Sometimes I end ...

I have not felt like blogging in the last 2 weeks even though I have ample amounts of topics to talk about. I did not feel like writing anything though. Deal with it. I cannot help but channel my lazyhoboguy qualities sometimes. (7:35:57 P...

Warning: This blog contains graphic talk about turd. Skip over this first section if you are afraid of natural bodily functions. START OF TURD TALK So, a lot of interesting stuff has happened since my last blog a couple weeks ago. I went ...

I love my Dualshock one controller. Even though it came out for the Playstation 1 it still works with about half of all the Playstation 2 games that were released. The analog sticks on it are much more fluid in their movement and are built ...

I wrote this when I had been awake for about 30 hours straight. I am not this crazy normally.Well... I have had no sleep for a day. YAY!!!!! you may say! Because despite my suffering this day, you know that a blog is coming that will make ...

WARNING: Retarded Blog Alert This was a no sleep for 40 hours 5 hour energy type of day when I wrote this. You know what that means. Lots of randomness and of course There Will Be Poo! Maybe There Will Be Blood! too, depending on what w...

Wow it has been awhile since my last blog. What can I say; I am a lazyhoboguy after all. Well here is an excessively long blog that will rot your brain and make up for my absence. I have been getting in a good amount of gaming lately and p...

If this Peeping Tom monkey was in Sniper Elite on PS2 I would snipe him between his beady little eyes. OOO AHHH OOO!!!! ME BRING A SNACK AND WATCH YOU GO POO! One of my roommates hangs this towel on a rack over the toilet. It has 2 monk...

(For those that saw my last blog Post. That did just belong in the forums so I got rid of it. I had little sleep and stupidly just posted a sentence explanation to the beautiful photo at the bottom of this blog. Here is a real blog version....

Moving sucks. Why can't somebody invent some teleportation device so I dont have to pack my stuff into boxes, pack those boxes on a dirty rented truck, then unpack those boxes in a tiny room, and then unpack in that room and have no way to ...

I like how I never mentioned anything Christmasy or holidays related in a blog. I think I will keep that up. Oh wait, DOH. I just mentioned it. You know I like the grinch character, all before he turns good at the end lol. Christmas kind of...

So anways...Bah. I am like a gaming crackhead. I have been trying to avoid buying more games since I have little money coming in for myself, but stupid deals break down my defenses. Estarland.com is having a deal where all used games get y...

So.... I bought a used copy of Haze for PS3 on Black Friday for 8 dollars. I knew it was going to bad, but I thought reviewers were just punishing the game for the hype with their very low reviews. Free Radical, the developers, have made so...

It has been awhile since my last blog and I have had nothing very interesting to blog about. So thought I would just say random crap happening to me and what is on my mind. I am sleep deprived and operating on 5 hour energy right now, so wh...

I finally got a digital camera. Well, I kind of did. I just got a new cell phone with a camera phone in it. I never have had a real digital camera, just a few cheapo keychain digital cameras. But yea, anyways I tooks some pictures of my ga...

+ = I like heavy metal a lot. I like video games a lot. I was on youtube a week or 2 ago and found this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdnguG-K66Q&feature=related Holy crap. Awesomeness. I went nuts after finding this and favorite...

NO, I was not decapitated. Although it would be pretty impressive if I managed to operate a computer and type an emmy-award winning blog (Hey it could happen, the ps3 won an emmy for its controller. I kid you not. Here is Proof ) without my...

I had the most epic battle of my life tonight. 2 ill-tempered rugs entered my room. I needed to tame these wild linty beasts and put them on my floor. They did not wish for this happen. So, we had to enter a life or death struggle. My r...