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I bought videogames guys I'm sorry, I let you down

 
 
 

Genuine Question: If a football player can do a backflip and taunt the opposing fans in the stalls why can't I emote over someone's corpse when I thrash them in online PvP? All games used to have a taunt function/emote and now it's treated like a crime

 
 
 

Dadspeed

 
 
 

wtf happy birthday Occams is it really your birthday bro how can you call me a friend when I've never bothered to write it down in a calendar or even buy a calendar to write it down in, do they still sell calendars, does outside still have stores, doe-

 
 
 

I'm high, I got pizza, I feel no guilt. I get paid next week. I get paid. Like, they're GIVING me money. That I get...to use(?)

 
 
 

Damn, it's been 2 years since I last stepped inside a gym...I can feel it, my back can hardly hold my body up these days

 
 
 

4/20? I quit smoking.

 
 
 

Why do modern phones have glass backs? It's so fucking annoying, just another glass panel to shatter, as if the screen wasn't enough? What is the benefit, I don't understand

 
 
 

NPC in old games be like "Follow me!" then walk off screen, give you no clue to where they might be going, end up on the other side of the planet then say something like "what took you so long?!" when you finally find them

 
 
 

Got the FF6 Pixel Remaster on my phone, first time playing this game

 
 
 

Playing Romancing SaGa 2 on the train to and from work since I can't quite afford to pick up SMTV yet. It's ok I guess, better than staring awkwardly between people's heads trying to avoid eye contact with strangers.

 
 
 

If mobile gaming is what made handhelds obsolete... what the hell are mobile gamers playing? People aren't buying Asus Rog or Black Shark phones for gacha or Pokemon Go so what are they playing?

 
 
 

Nice dog

 
 
 

First day of work was pretty chill! Unfortunately my body is crippled. I'm in bed in a tracksuit shivering and get lightheaded when I walk. Did a rapid antigen test and it came out negative, think it might be due to bad sleep the past week :(

 
 
 

Tiny Tina's Wonderlands seems to be 20 bullet sponge enemies into several voice lines which are probably meant to be comedic into another room full of bullet sponges to be rewarded with another pitiful attempt at humor...over and over again? That's it?

 
 
 

If I get a cat its aura of power will automatically keep the mice away right? It's like a passive ability? The anti-rodent field stays up as long as I feed it or do I recharge it at an altar somewhere?

 
 
 

Just helped my mother put together her new bed frame...worst gunpla kit I've ever seen. Big but that's a bout it, didn't even come with any weapons...

 
 
 

THE YEAR OF THE WOLF HAS BEGUN, I JUST GOT OFFERED A JOB LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 
 
 

Good day, saw a lot of fellas I haven't seen in years, watched my childhood best friend marry the love of his life, ate a lot of food, feeling good. Here's a suit pic to prove that I can wear something other than a tracksuit 🕵️


 
 
 

Gotta get back in the gym, need my demon form back, gotta put the Lycanth back in the Flanx

 
 
 

Huh, The Batman was pretty good. I really enjoyed that

 
 
 

If everything goes well the next two weeks I could possibly have disposable income! If your names are Shin Megami Tensei V, Elden Ring or Triangle Strategy...one of you should be REALLY scared right now. I could be clearing out a spot in the dungeon...

 
 
 

Imagine needing to shit all day while at "work". NOW IMAGINE YOUR DAY IS HELPING A PLUMBER IN PEOPLES BATHROOMS FOR 8 HOURS. I hopped out of that van and opened my front door in 0.34 seconds. Torture.

 
 
 

My cousin lent me Arceus so I'll be trying that out this week, haven't used my Switch in a while...

 
 
 

Please, for your own sakes, sit in your favourite chair and check this one out https://knxwledge.bandcamp.com/album/v1

 
 


About Flanxone of us since 10:52 AM on 04.17.2014

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