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Kids say the darkest things. EDIT: I originally typed "darnest", but my phone corrected it to "darkest." It is learning. It is growing.


There's more gay in this one photo than in the entirety of the Poor Little White Guy series. And if you don't know what that is, hello, normal straight person! How did you manage to find your way here? You lost, sugar? Want some company?


"Tell me wot you cherish most guv. Give me the pleasure of taking it away innit."


So THIS is why Republicans wants to control a woman's reproductive organs: they're afraid of all the Balrogs!


In other breaking news: water still wet.


Yes, we know. You could read that as "The of Chronicles Narnia." You're not as clever as you might think, Internet Comedians.


The Horny doesn't judge. The Horny embraces all. Yes, even you furries.


Headcanon: only WE called our own species as "humans." The rest of the universe referred to us as "Deathbreathers."


"Oh YES daddy! Pierce me with your 'Master Sword'!"


Let's also not forget that he banged a robot and his sperm is so powerful it made said robot pregnant with his kid.


They say you shouldn't say bad things about the dead, only good. So here goes: Carolyn Bryant Donham is dead. Good.


"You see, it's the slow knife, the knife that takes its time, the knife that waits years without forgetting, then slips quietly between the bones, that's the knife that cuts deepest!" - Talia Al Ghul, The Dark Knight Rises


And this is why there is no Rodan movie.


Random Thoughts While Pooping Dark Edition: Regardless of what they tell you, your birth ruined your parents' lives and in worst case scenarios they never forgave you for it.


Looking at all the reactions over Markiplier's movie announcement and I can't help but flash back to the days of Heath Ledger being announced as The Joker. It's like people forgot actors have the capacity to grow and change because they're, well, people.


When you're in co-op with an AoE character and the game has no "Friendly Fire: Off" option:


Random Thoughts While Pooping #12345678: I liked that algorithms are tracking my preferences. That just means that when I die, they'll be wracking and frying their logic circuits trying to figure out why I'm not drawn to their clickbaits anymore.


Hot Take Thursday: any metroidvania that does not present me with a stamina bar upon choosing "New Game" is a GOOD metroidvania in my book!


Really don't know how to feel about this.


Honestly? As far as funeral parlor ads go, this is pretty clever!


So it's the first day of Ramadhan, and the first thing I saw on TV when I woke up this morning was an ad for a new all-you-can-eat restaurant. Who says the universe doesn't have a sense of humor? Happy Ramadhan, everybody!


About Ricky Namaraone of us since 8:16 PM on 02.17.2014

Don't mind the burning skull: it's just a flesh wound.

Greetings from Indonesia a.k.a. "You Mean Bali?" Ricky's the name and talking your ears off is my game. My family and friends often get annoyed with my endless ranting of the current state of the video game industry, so hopefully y'all will prove to be a better audience. Gosh I probably shouldn't say that out loud because one of them could be reading this huh? How do you edit these darn things?

Oh yes, my age is starting to show itself, doesn't it? Unlike you whippersnappers I was born when typing actually means typing on a typewriter. So as you can see, sometimes my opinions can get really outdated, and in this day and age of "I Am Offended" it's easy to forget that, you know, old folks like me ain't dead yet. That's why if you happen to disagree and find my opinions not quite matching up to your own worldviews, I apologize beforehand for that.

Now then, on with the show!