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Me: "Why would I be upset about Cyberpunk Edgerunners' ending? It's just fiction! It doesn't matter!" Also me: *googles "Can you shoot Adam Smasher repeatedly on the junk after winning without killing him in the game?"* (image courtesy of Markiplier)


 
 
 
 
 

Fuck you, Cyberpunk: Edgerunners. Fuck you 'till the dick breaks. (Bit of a spoiler-y rant in the comments)

 
 
 
 
 

So I got hit by a car while crossing the parking lot since I was looking down at my phone browsing Destructoid. I think the universe is telling me something about my Qtoid shitposting. Well-played, universe. Lesson learned.

 
 
 

My Neighbor Dr. Stone. (artist: Jiro)


 
 
 

When you wanted to do that cute couple's heart hand gesture, but your boyfriend's a dumbass. (Artist: Choukutsuu)


 
 
 

So THIS is why y'all much prefer Thomas the Tank Engine porn than seeing fanarts of two fictional gayboys being all happy in a wholesome relationship!


 
 
 

Hi. Hello. Having a good dinner? Good, good. There's a recently serialized manga about a guy whose dick was transformed into a girl, and it's the most wholesome story about relationship and loneliness I've ever read. Well, have a good day! 😊


 
 
 

Calling all JRPG folks: need help to decide which game to commit to. Right now I have Digimon Survive, Caligula Effect 2, Soul Hacker 2, and Disgaea 6. Which one or ones I should wrap up before Star Ocean and P5Royal drops?

 
 
 

At this point, I smell a Pulitzer Prize for anybody who dared to go digging for the mystery that is Gilson B. Pontes. There has GOT to be a story here!



 
 
 

Random Thoughts While Pooping Marvel Edition: I don't get the constant demand for Marvel to "drop the comedy and get serious." That's DC's brand! That's like going to a McDonald's and demanding they make you a Whopper!

 
 
 

In non-Thomas the Tank Engine Porn news, does anybody else feels that video games have gotten far too long? Yes, a story should unfold for however long it takes to wrap loose ends, but a lot of times it didn't feel like we're spending time with the story.

 
 
 

Hi. Hello. Having some breakfast? Kids enjoying their early morning TV shows? Good, good. Have some softcore Thomas the Tank Engine porn!


 
 
 

Hi. Hello. Enjoying your lunch? Good, good. Are you thirsty? Alright, how about a picture of two soda cans fucking to quench your thirst?


 
 
 

Here's a fan-comic of The Amazing World of Gumball about a rock and a balloon having sex. Because there is no God. *mad cackles*


 
 
 

Googled "architecture porn." Was not disappointed.


 
 
 

It's cute that there are people on Destructoid who thinks that Sonic's fandom is not built entirely around him getting laid.


 
 
 

Random Thoughts While Pooping PARKOUR!! Edition: anyone else ever heard or read or seen some bs and then immediately looked at imaginary camera like Jim from the Office (picture below)? I can't be the only one, right? Right?


 
 
 

Markiplier proving Cory and Jacksepticeye's point in the most Markiplier way possible is the best thing I've seen all day. See folks, this is why he's the King of YouTube!



 
 
 

I just heard about what happened to CoryXKenshin. Kinda glad I stopped doing YouTube. I'm brown and I'm gay. I have no future on that platform.

 
 
 

*rubs hand* I hope nobody has their tickets ready. *mad cackles*


 
 
 

Pictured: me sometimes. I don't know why I'm like this.


 
 


About Ricky Namaraone of us since 8:16 PM on 02.17.2014

Don't mind the burning skull: it's just a flesh wound.

Greetings from Indonesia a.k.a. "You Mean Bali?" Ricky's the name and talking your ears off is my game. My family and friends often get annoyed with my endless ranting of the current state of the video game industry, so hopefully y'all will prove to be a better audience. Gosh I probably shouldn't say that out loud because one of them could be reading this huh? How do you edit these darn things?

Oh yes, my age is starting to show itself, doesn't it? Unlike you whippersnappers I was born when typing actually means typing on a typewriter. So as you can see, sometimes my opinions can get really outdated, and in this day and age of "I Am Offended" it's easy to forget that, you know, old folks like me ain't dead yet. That's why if you happen to disagree and find my opinions not quite matching up to your own worldviews, I apologize beforehand for that.

Now then, on with the show!
 
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