My secret Santee is getting this.

Big winners of the night were JIMMY AND THE PULSATING MASS and NORCO. Thanks to all who played. Better luck next time I have twenty dollars and a dream.

Guys I have $20 left to spend on the Steam sale. Please make recommendations. I'm caught in indecision, but I'm desperate to spend money. Someone help me!!

A real thinker, this one.

Guess I'm getting Like a Dragon after all!

I'm thankful for Slimeybear as well this year. He's quiet a good sport with all the shit we give him.

BIG THANKSGIVING SHOUTOUT TO OUR BOY PARISMO!!! He gifted me this, and it's eaten my morning away. So much more fun than I was expecting! Thanks!

Ah yes, the famous racing game Pac-Man.

How lost do you all think I'd be if I jumped into Yakuza with Like a Dragon?

Saw Barbarian last night. Everything everyone says about it is true. It's a true blue motherfucker. Second favorite of the year.

Finally Freddy's Dead. I stopped just before this one due to purely bad reception, but it's unearned. Nightmare 3 starring Bugs Bunny is definitely something. Kruger has ths most imaginative and entertaining franchise Until next year sweet suffering. Zzz

Number 666 was The Burning Moon!! It's a German shot-on-vhs showcase of no-budget practical effects wizardry. If you're a gore hound looking for the quite literally hellish goods, this delivers. Last few minutes had the crowd losing it. Nuts. Fun!!

Fifth was the always classic SPACE HELLRAISER in a new 4K restoration. First one I've already seen but still very cool to experience space madness on the big screen and in the highest definition known to man!

Fourth was a European oddity called Strangler Versus Strangler. It was somewhat amusing but didn't do too much for me. Low point of the night thus far.

Third was the director's cut of Lord of Illusuons. Outstanding. Amazing. A non-stop powerhouse of intense imagery. Almost subliminal in its density. Huge recommend.

Second was RAZORBACK! Very well shot and perilous. Not my kind of movie but not too bad.

First up was Prom Night 2: Very cool. Very fun! Off to a good start!!

THE 12 HOURS OF TERROR BEGINS!!

ITS THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN GHOUL FUCKERS!!!

Leon Kennedy setting a cow on fire: *hair flip* "You can bill me for the damages!" What a great-looking game. Seems like a B-run through the original than an out-and-out remake which I prefer. Can't wait for an excuse to buy RE4 at full price again!!!

I FUCKED UP AND SHAVED MY FACE!! WHEN YOU GROW A BEARD YOU CANT GO BACK! THERES NO GOING BACK!!!

If you're looking for some surprisingly chilling and effective mockumentary style horror to spice up your spooky season, Savageland is excellent and free on YouTube! Check this shit out. You won't regret it!

Need to start balancing out these bad horror movie takes with objectively correct ones: The new Hellraiser is very good. The cenobite designs are stunning and if you're going to do Hellraiser as a slahser this is the best way to do it.

I am not experiencing any Freaky Friday shenanigans.

Mike Martin? With how old you're getting it's more like Mike FARTIN! Ha ha ha! No but seriously--Mike? Mike, no. No! Put down the belt!! Mike!! MIKE!!!! NO NO NO! PLEASE PLEASE! I'M SORRY!! I'M SORRY!!!!!