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So Steam dropped a tiny update for Elden Ring that, uh, seems to have fucked it up for me. I can't scroll through my inventory anymore. Anyone else having this issue?

 
 
 

Beat the big man on the tiny horse and learned a valuable lesson: Rocking double-daggers is a horrible idea. Don't do it. Whatever you do, don't fucking do it!

 
 
 

Yall talking about beating Elden Ring when I just reached big man on tiny horse and realized I put far too few levels into Vigor.

 
 
 

Okay, but imagine if they were giant ten-toed FEET instead.

 
 
 

Having never played a Souls game before, the biggest thing I had to teach myself was that it's often better to dodge toward an enemy when it attacks. Real game changer.

 
 
 
 

Oh, your game's so perfect is it? Best you've ever played, huh? How's its map system then? Yeah, that's what I fucking though.

 
 
 

At this point in Elden Ring I have no idea where the main quest line is or what I'm supposed to be doing. All I know is that I keep discovering new stuff every 5 minutes with no end in sight, and it's insane.

 
 
 

Pro tip: Don't just kill any old dude you see cowering in a corner.

 
 
 

Finally had the pleasure of watching an enemy I'd been banging my head against simply run off a cliff and save me the trouble. Honestly, it's a bit more satisfying than beating it legit.

 
 
 

My partner just gave me one of her Adderalls, and it's essentially a miracle drug and I'd be furious it's not easily accessible if I didn't just feel so perfectly good and peaceful.

 
 
 

Much like in Blasphemous, I learned later than I would have liked the importance of pinning. Pro tip: Pin everyone you meet! You'll probably want to go back to them at some point, even if it's just to kill them to see what they got.

 
 
 

So are writers for DToid still going to be able to call out NFTs as the stupid shifty scam that they are?

 
 
 

Really enjoying Elden Ring so far, but had to turn off the online almost immediately. Hard to get immersed in a fantasy world when every square inch is graffiti'd in memes.

 
 
 
 

COMMUNITY SHOUTOUT TO RIFFRAFF: Thanks to his pro tip I was able to cruise through Infernax without issue. He's also a genuinely cool dude who benefits every area, digital or otherwise, which he graces--but what he did to convenience me is most important.

 
 
 

Ever reach a point in a game where you can't physically pull off what's being asked of you, so you need to put it away?

 
 
 

I will say that even just an hour or two into Disco Elysium, it's made me laugh more than any other game I've played.

 
 
 

All right folks I'm diving in.


 
 
 

Oh shit. I should've known daddy issues would catch their attention.


 
 
 

Been playing Infernax, and it falls into the same spot as Castle in the Darkness where I'm invested, but the only satisfaction I get out of completing tough sections is knowing I won't have to do that shit again. Is that fun? I don't know!


 
 
 

Just finished Flipon, and I know this might be weird but it has the best mechanics of any match-three I've played. You have perfect control over the board. Not sure what to play next. Tried Dusk, but I just don't enjoy FPSs. Any Steam games got you hooked


 
 
 

Oh God, I ate too much fiber. Someone kill me!!!

 
 
 
 

That's Nobody Saves the World complete! Really fun and addictive. Another one I plan to get 100% on at some point.


 
 


About Vadictaone of us since 6:31 PM on 01.03.2014

Vadicta is a man of emotions.







And many bodies.
















*From the Angie Archives.



He also has the best taste.



*Thanks, Dango.



 
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