Just finished my latest playthrough of Resident Evil 4. I'm officially a pro at it--even if it took over 200 deaths. That's what we in the business call failing up, baby! I'm dropping my dogshit thoughts on this ancient relic in the comments.

Front pasge still hasn't run the Pac-Man news. Disappointing. I guess this is what cancel culture is all about.

Yo! You're all going on Persona this MegaMan than yadyada blahdyblahblahblah all whilst ignoring what is quite clearly the real shit.

Open world Katamari Demacy.

I just keep replaying Resident Evil 4. Every time I think about it I play it, and every time I play it I don't stop. It simply doesn't get old. This, however, will be my first full playthrough on Professional mode. Same game but with 10% more bullshit.

I've been playing Resident Evil 7 off and on for over a year now, and I'm at less than five hours of playtime. I think I just have to admit that I don't like the game very much.

#librarybookoftheday

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Crimes of the Future is a mesmerizing fetish of a film. It's bottomless in thematic threads. It's a nonstop cavalcade of gory cyberkink. It's a religious experience. I honestly haven't seen a movie I've felt this strongly about in a long time.

Gotta dress to impress. Going to see CRIMES OF THE FUTURE!!! tonight

Ya'll don't give my shit enough hearts. I'm dying out here. I'm so bad at everything, and yet I usually have to survive on BBQ or TOT instead of your love. I'm drunk. Thank you.

HOW IS A REMAKE SUPPOSED TO TOP THIS?????

Can't believe I just learned that headshots do nothing in the RE2make. How did Capcom get away with that? Every time I domed a zombie, Clair should have shook her head and muttered, "That does the same amount of damage as shooting it anywhere else."

Look at this GARBAGE! This BULLSHIT! Oh, are we salsa dancing through RE4 now? NO! Oh, will the president's daughter be equipped with ballistics?? NO! It doesn't even look better than RE4, just shinier. And the voice acting legit sounds worse. BIG SHIT!!!

This looks so sad. Sonic Team needs to go back. The animation is bad, the sense of speed isn't all that great. The art direction is BotW but with grind rails and signposts. Sonic needs to stop being a pale imitation of whatever Nintendo is doing.

This style can make anything 100x cooler.

Finally home and in bed. It's Friday night, so you know what that fucking means!!!! I'M SLEEPING IN! #sleepytoid

Born to sleep. Forced to work. All I want to do is get home and catch some good *gasp*fwibfwibfwibfwibfwib*gasp*fwibfwibfwibfwibfwib #sleepytoid

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To Gaj

#librarybookoftheday

#MondayMotivation

This pic goes so hard.

Happy Birthday to Big Daddy Teeth.