Felt #librarybookoftheday

My cat's greatest fear in the comments.

Okay, since one of ya'll disgusting freaks had the audacity to suggest that God of War (PS2) did QTEs well, I have the morbid curiosity to learn what games you think did QTEs the best! And if you say Jericho I'm going to burn down your house with my mind.

Hi-fi Rush keeps crashing on my laptop. I HATE VIDEO GAMES. Only medium where slight almost impenetrable variations in hardware mean your experience will suck ass.

#caturday Just the most beautiful little guy in the world.

THOSE MUSIC NOTES ARE FLYING OUT THE CATS ASSHOLE!!

THOSE MUSIC NOTES ARE FLYING OUT THE CATS ASSHOLE!!

I'm sure this has been said enough, but I'm pretty pissed: It's fucking stupid as hell that Dead Space is $70 dollars and doesn't include a remake of Extraction!! BULLSHIT! EA execs deserve to have their eyes melon-balled out and fed to America's youth!!!

Shinji Mikami finally gets his PNO3 sequel. All is well.

Flock of white women at the corner of the library. Van pulls up and this white dude jumps out. One of the women is like, "Do you have bread?" Without missing a beat the dude's all "Fuck yeah I have bread!" and the women start squealing and clapping.

DO YOU THINK WES WANTS TO SEE YOU ALL FROTH OVER DIGITAL HIGH SCHOOLERS ON HIS BIRTHDAY? FOR SHAME!

HEAR ME NERDS: Are any of those Retroid whatchamacallits any good with PS2 games or are they too weak???

Felt.

My first order of business in the new year is to unsubscribe from just about every emailing list I've ever signed up for. It is time! Why am I even getting emails from Zoom? or 505 Games of all publishers? No more!

I'm really not understanding these things. $400 and it only runs Android, so it's more meant for streaming--but the point of game streaming is that you don't need to spend money or have a powerful machine. Who would but this over a Steam Deck?

Winter homemade hot chocolate tip: toss a handful of moonshine cherries into the pot--yeehaw you won't regret it.

The Deluge of Degeneracy shall not install me as DToid's despot. No, I want us all to be emblazoned with honor! Join me and claim your badges! Let the acrid bile rain like fangs into your face and cleanse you as a mudslide cleanses the bodies it tramples!

The people have spoken in a single phlegm-clogged groan of animal ecstasy. They demand recompense for their unwavering degeneracy. Either deliver my own head unto me or prepare your lungs for drowning in spew so thick your heart will float in its cage.

#librarybookofthenewyear

Destructoid should make a badge of my avi. I want a little version of my head floating near my head, like a mini moon of disgust. Make it happen.

And last but not least is VADICTAS GAMES OF THE YEAR FOR THIS YEAR WHICH IS THE YEAR 2022!! In the comment hide my wisest golden nuggets!

Here's another terrible photo of a bunch of stuff I liked this year--book edition!! Check the comments for a peek into my beautiful brain!

VADDY Z's end of the year picks time!! These are some movies I saw this year that you might not have heard of that I'd very heartily recommend. Deets in them fucking comments you New Years Babies!!

Have a feeling some form of RE4 is going to be on here every year.

Christmas is the longest day of the year. I love the holiday season but hate all thr unnecessary stress packed into this day. It's over. Drunk on Tuaca. Chilling.