Next CBlog should be up soon. It's something I've always wanted to do, and something I'll continue to do with every game I complete now. I'm going to write reviews for a bunch of games. Review scale in the comments. GF drew the glorious waffles. Stay sexy

Sorry I haven't been posting lately, I've been busy working 6 days a week. But I did catch most of E3. Seemed aight. Just know that I always find time to get on and fap your posts. I'm always there. In the shadows. Fapping you guys so hard.

Look what you guys made me do. Edit: Uncompressed version in comments

Bukkake Waffles' Fun Fact of the Day: The temperature of a testicle is 96°F. So when someone says "It's hot as balls" and it's at least 96°F, they're not lying.

Happy early birthday to me (I turn 28 in about 2 hours). Happy Thursday night, guys.

WHHHYYYY?!?!

This is the first time I've seen one of my posts with exactly 69 upvotes! Everyone stop fapping it!

Just made this the set-up for my phone. Has slick transition animations just like the game and you pick your own waifu(s) to display. Totally worth the effort. Link to the tutorial in the comments.

So, I REALLY wanna watch Blade Runner. I haven't seen it since I was a kid so I didn't really comprehend what was going on, but I wanna be ready for the sequel. The problem: there are SEVEN fucking versions. Which is the definitive version to watch?

Made it through the work day running off of 3 hours of sleep. But at least I got to rock my Hotline Miami shirt today. Hope you guys are having a good Friday going into the weekend.

Holy shit, happy birthmas to Rad Party God also. So many May birthdays, I don't feel so alone anymore.

Happy birthday Ein! Your celebratory waffles are being prepared as I type this. Speaking of days of birth, mine is next week on Friday, May 26th. Bring what you can.

I REALLY wanna go, but I always work all Saturday and don't wanna take the day off cause I could use the money. I'M IN A PICKLE

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?! I DON'T LIKE CHANGE

Did I do good? Or does everyone get Ike in this event?

When you're leaving a public place and you're not a douche so you always hold the door open for people. But the people behind you are just far enough at the awkward distance of not knowing whether you should hold the door open or just leave. #Darksiders3

When you're almost done fapping to a video online then the connection goes bad so it starts buffering on a freeze frame of the guy's face but you're so close that you finish anyways. #Darksiders3

My new CBlog about Battlestations is up, finally. It was hard to find the time to pry myself away from Persona 5. Check it out if ya got the time. Love you guys, stay sexy.

BATTLESTATIONS INITIATE!!! Enter The Command Center

Time to update those history books, guys.

Ah shit, Happy Belated Birthday to Occams. I hope I didn't miss the orgy.

Happy Easter from The Waifus4Laifu. Hope you guys are having as fun a day as I am.

On my weekly Target run, found Batman The Telltale Series for fucking $5.98. Dunno if I'll get around to it anytime soon, but it's six bucks.

We did it. We got Bukkake Waffles on TV. I would've never made it without you guys.

Almost forgot to share this gem from the arcade at Santa Monica Pier with you guys. Also, the artist from James Corden's band sang in me and my girlfriend's faces. We should be in some other shots, too. I'll check my DVR when I get home and post it.