They got this actor who's 47, saying he's 36 in the first few minutes of a certain show on HBO Max, already 1/10 realism.
Fucking Fortnite, you're on my shit list too.
Fuck the fishing in Stardew Valley.
Cursedmas?
In a doctor's waiting room and playing Among US, TheBlondeBass was the imposter. Wonder if it's our guy.
How the FUCK... does one finish GOW, Pokémon, and Ogre Tactics before the Calisto Protocol? Wrong answers only.
Tried my hand at stand up comedy last night. I only had five minutes on the main stage and I forgot some lines. My audience was 100 years old so my material didn't mesh, but I didn't bomb and had fun so this could be a new way to regularly torture myself.
No power no water, off to work, fuck you hurricane Ian.
I uploaded a video showcasing the damage to my mom's yard, she also just had major surgery yesterday so guess who gets to clean all this up? Good grief! Could be worse, could be in Ft. Meyers. Stay safe FL.
“Latunski said he normally eats Rocky Mountain oysters and said instead of eating the ones in his freezer, he decided to use the testicles of Kevin Bacon,” Michigan State Police Detective Sargent James Moore testified.
Heh, testi fied