DESTRUCTOID SCREWED PLATINUM GAMES I don't know which one of you is responsible for it, but I'll get ya. Might be Zimmerman with that shady mustache, or Andy Dixon with those ridiculously lewd underpants, but one of you is responsible. I ...

YOU ARE A GODDAMNED CYBORG NINJA WITH A HIGH FREQUENCY KATANA THAT CAN CUT ANYTHING FIGHTING AGAINST A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY YOU THROW THE GIGANTIC ROBOT INTO THE AIR, FOLLOW AFTER IT AND SLICES IT APART AS THE CRAZY...

Fox fucking News. When Fox News makes someone out to be a villain, you know they must have done something very bad. It's like Satan calling out Activision. This is fucking insane. The most evil news media outlet calling out the most evil...

This blog is a thank you letter to Jim Sterling. It's been three years already. Where does the time go? Looking for games at the bargain bin of my local game store, I saw a strange cover: A screaming woman being totured. A shadowy figure...

And who doesn't? Sure, you might like them with big, small, flat or gigantic boobs, but when it comes to videogames, there is only one master race: The big knocker race. See, playing games is good, but playing a game full of hot juicy melon...

Everyone knows how awesome MGR is, but the one thing that was standing out to me before the release was the soundtrack. See, people ripped a bunch of awesome songs from the Demo, and I couldn't wait to hear them in the actual game. But the ...

First off, I'd like to apologize, because I know DToid isn't the place for "Pouring my heart out" articles like this one. Anyway, here it goes: I asked myself a question today: Why do I even play videogames? "Because they make me feel goo...

Objectification! Misogyny! Sexism! The horror! Video Games are terrible to women! There. If you came in expecting an uninformed cliched-spewing blog, that line is for you. Now onto what matters: Sex is good. Believe it or not ladies and g...

Money money money. Money talks. It's the only thing companies listen to. No, they don't listen to complaints in video game forums, they don't lurk the gamefaqs boards, they don't read the comments on Destructoid articles. They don't care ab...

Love. Ah Love. You know what love is, right? That feeling you get on your tummy every time you look at that Zooey Deschanel look alike in library. How marvelous and wonderful would it be to actually go and talk to her. And then she'd look a...

April 6th 1998, my sixth birthday. It was also the day I got my first video game console: A Sega Master System. A nice birthday gift, even if it was a badly thought out one. See, here in Brazil, video games have been historically overpriced...