Greetings one and other one, and welcome to my first piece of writing in quite a long time. One of you two may remember me for my roles, such as "That angry guy who stood in -10 degree weather for an hour to watch 50 Shades of Grey th...

Greetings charlatans! Once again breaking my decision of not writing on Dtoid, this time I'm here to inform you all of an indie game I stumbled upon browsing the front page of imgur. Currently in active development by a small, four(or less...

Greetings folks, it's been a while since my last blog. For a quick update on that to those of you not keeping up with the news, Fast Track got to the senate and would have passed, but then those badasses representing in the house said ...

Hoi friends, and welcome to me shitting on anti-internet legal shenanigans. So for those of you who don't know, a hot topic debate in the US right now is the Trans Pacific Partnership, a 12 country international trade agreement that Pr...

Greetings all, it's been a while since I've done one of these. I've been meaning to let things settle with the redesign process, and wasn't intending to make an entry for another week. This isn't an angry summary like usual, I'm just h...

Happy day to all you lovely folks, this will be the first entry of something other than a movie in this series. As the title says, I'll be covering Boku no Pico. For the uninitiated, Boku no Pico is somewhat of an internet legend, a th...

It's the worst day of the week, so you know what that means. Today I'm looking at Seventh Son for beard admiral Jed Whitaker, a movie I went into excrutiating detail summarizing for some reason. The movie claims to be about some chump ...

Happy Monday to all you lovely folks, it's raining outside, so what a time to talk about some shit. In today's volume we'll be looking at Kaboom, a movie whose tone you can never quite place as taking itself seriously, or acting as a p...

Happy Monday folks and welcome to your weekly dose of garbage and fecal matter. On today's plate is Zombie Nation brought to you by OpiumHerz, a baffling tale of murder, and that's pretty much it. I put this movie off way too long, and...

Hello and welcome to me watching garbge, everybody. This week I'm taking a look at Sucker Punch, and this is probably my wordiest entry sitting at over 1400 fucking words. I got a lot of mixed comments about Sucker Punch, some saying i...

Welcome one and all to the first ever Shit Box Shitty Extras! This is where I go down low and find shit that wasn't commissioned, and then suffer through it. To open up this side series, I thought I'd go bad. Real bad. Adam Sandler ba...

Another Monday, another shitty movie I watch for you people, welcome to the fourth entry of The Shit Box, everybody. On today's chopping block is From Justin to Kelly, brought to you by our very own Mike Martin. This movie is absolute ...

It's 12:08 and technically Monday, and I'm still not on an even remotely reasonable sleeping schedule for someone in Eastern Standard Time, so you know what that means. That's right, it's time for that Early Morning Shit, the kind that...

Welp, it's 1:30 in the morning as I write this and 2:20 as I wrap this up, I ain't going to sleep any time soon, and it's Monday. Welcome to volume 2 of the Shit Box you beautiful fuckers. On today's menu we've got a heaping pile of th...

The FCC voted today on the implementation of net neutrality, and it mother fucking passed! Woo! This is a huge day for the safety of the internet! For those unaware, telecoms have been putting pressure on the FCC and federal US governm...

Now I'm new to this whole blogging thing, so don't expect any level of formatting in this blog, I'm just here to talk about the 9 Destructoid members who've had the biggest impact on me. This is a tough list to make, because I really l...

If this appears twice in the cblog list, don't blame me, blame cblogs for not basing publish time on when you actually click the publish button, forcing me to copy it over. What am I doing with my life. Transcendence is quite possibly ...

Hello ladies and gentlement, after the apparent popularity of my 50 Shades review/summary, I've decided I'm a masochistic whore for internet points. Got a bad movie, show, or book you want to see put through the works but no one brave ...

So. I'm back from my viewing of 50 Shades of Grey. It was... An interesting two hours. No stares from the ticket handlers or anyone in the theater, that had me immensely disappointed. I had a single can of tea to last me the two hours,...

[Update] Sadly, it would appear I'm shut in for today due to a sudden turn in weather. While it's reltively calm now, I have no means of getting to the theater beyond walking at the moment. I will try to get to a showing of the movie a...

Yeah, I'm real late on this, sue me. RoosterTeeth has finally uploaded to YouTube their podcast tribute to the late Monty Oum. They go into detail about their first moments with him, how he came to work as one of their animators, and ...

Monty Oum, animator of RoosterTeeth's RWBY, choreographer of Red versus Blue, and animator of Haloid, a Halo Metroid crossover fight between Master Chief and Samus Aran, a video Destructoid covered way back in 2007. On January 21st, O...

With no warning whatsoever, I've decided to do a semi-regular cblog of any notable Flash games I find. These will vary in genre and length, but I'm hoping to keep the quality of reported games high. I am a regular player of Flash games...

So I recently got the Deluxe Upgrade for my copy of Dragon Age since I couldn't use the money to pre-order Witcher III and get those sick bonuses from GOG, but also for the sake of completeness. I want to experience everything Dragon A...